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User avatar #1043 - ariusbrightwing (05/03/2013) [-]
Dude I came back here to read this again.
#1035 - mossycabbages (04/14/2013) [-]
>Friend standing next to the bathroom asking if I'm OK
I mean, I get it's embarrassing, but why doesn't he just ask him for some toiler paper and hide the pages?
#815 - Keoul (04/09/2013) [-]
That was a pretty damn good story.
That was a pretty damn good story.
#811 - jakeattack (04/09/2013) [-]
how the **** does one even think of these kinds of things. i can't even fathom it
User avatar #810 - sketchysketchist (04/09/2013) [-]
One of the best readings I've seen from 4chan.
#755 - deviroux (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I probably would have killed myself after being kicked out. But great story.
I probably would have killed myself after being kicked out. But great story.
User avatar #788 to #755 - coldoxygen (04/09/2013) [-]
right? I so would have too
#581 - yusay ONLINE (04/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Wait, his old friend got married and had kids in two years? I read that correct, right? At like, age 17?
User avatar #602 to #599 - yusay ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Actually, that could just be considered that he thought he was dead two years after he kicked him out then several years later saw him again.

Either way, there's a lot of time discrepancy in this post.
User avatar #523 - broniesunited (04/09/2013) [-]
With a story like this you could write a book, that was actually really good of a read.

10/10 would read again
#488 - lolercoasters (04/09/2013) [-]
And it was amazing.
And it was amazing.
User avatar #474 - millex (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was reluctant on reading all of it at first... worth it completely. I would of really liked it if he got together with that hooker instead but oh well. Great story. Its nice to see that not all of 4chan is evil.
User avatar #408 - Das (04/09/2013) [-]
For some reason I didn't even think it was fake...up until the point where the school expelled him.
#272 - theholum (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, the emotional bond with the main character in this is gripping.   
This shold definitely be a Bioware game, for sure (maybe without all the poop, though)
Oh god, the emotional bond with the main character in this is gripping.
This shold definitely be a Bioware game, for sure (maybe without all the poop, though)
User avatar #246 - stijnverheye (04/09/2013) [-]
and all that because he wiped his ass with a bible paper
User avatar #227 - gustaviaable (04/09/2013) [-]
Wow this is awesome as **** ! This is a good story for a book or a movie aswell! 10/10 would read again!
User avatar #223 - ompalomper (04/09/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again. glad i read it
#71 - crazycommando (04/09/2013) [-]
MOTHER 						*******					 AMAZING   
   
that is alll
MOTHER ******* AMAZING

that is alll
User avatar #69 - DCat (04/09/2013) [-]
That was actually one of the best stories I have heard come from /b/. Made-up or not, it was ****************** .
User avatar #62 - zomaru (04/09/2013) [-]
Unless he went to a private school. There is no way in hell they can kick him out for religious reasons..
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