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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1061 - datwhiteguy
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(04/07/2013) [-]
..... i banged a chair
#1055 - sweetmike
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I jumped at pimp... Bitches better know who Daddy really is.
I jumped at pimp... Bitches better know who Daddy really is.
#977 - conordalymcr
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(04/07/2013) [-]
I slapped a bowl of cereal.
I slapped a bowl of cereal.
#982 to #977 - sathrax
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DON'T SLAP MY CEREAL :'( WE'RE IN LOVE!
#933 - Matiriver
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(04/07/2013) [-]
I robbed a pimp FREE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MFW
#920 - ilikethisusername
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slapped my hoe
slapped my hoe
User avatar #851 - coolcman
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november 18 master race reporting in. 9 months and 4 days after valentines day
User avatar #853 to #851 - frozo
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Brother? Is that you?
#830 - nacholemon
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I kissed a chair.
User avatar #717 - Geopi
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I stabbed my ex.
User avatar #708 - BowlingGod
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I raped a condom
#658 - saveyourpoopers
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I raped my snowman.
I raped my snowman.
User avatar #665 to #658 - uurtu
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me too what is your bday? im 7/12/95
User avatar #668 to #665 - saveyourpoopers
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7/12/97
User avatar #671 to #668 - uurtu
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nice
#598 - iamthegamester
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I kicked the Trojan Man
I kicked the Trojan Man
#584 - romdadon
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i stabbed a bag of weed


yea that high
#545 - sirbrentcoe
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Hugged the cookie monster..
Hugged the cookie monster..
User avatar #546 to #545 - iamthou
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hey! same here friend!
#569 to #546 - sirbrentcoe
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winter solstice babies! I always know when it's technically winter! hahaa.    
   
(The winter solstice is the solstice that occurs in winter in the northern Hemisphere. It is the time at which the sun appears at noon at its lowest altitude above the horizon, and that day is 21st December every year!)
winter solstice babies! I always know when it's technically winter! hahaa.

(The winter solstice is the solstice that occurs in winter in the northern Hemisphere. It is the time at which the sun appears at noon at its lowest altitude above the horizon, and that day is 21st December every year!)
User avatar #639 to #569 - iamthou
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I'm aware of the solstice friend. I was actually born the 22nd. My parents took me home on christmas day carrying me in a giant stocking

**** was so cash
User avatar #425 - douevensax
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(04/06/2013) [-]
My b-day is literally April 1st. I guess I shot a bag of weed...
User avatar #432 to #425 - fantomen
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Better than me. My birthday is the day before yours.
User avatar #436 to #432 - douevensax
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I would be absolutely terrified of what you did.
User avatar #438 to #436 - douevensax
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Them eyessssssssssssss
User avatar #444 to #438 - fantomen
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There is seriously a horror game about those nightmare creatures.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZ_u5dPCDs
#448 to #425 - luckymowse
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we share a birthday, so I felt like I should say hello.   
   
Hello.
we share a birthday, so I felt like I should say hello.

Hello.
User avatar #455 to #448 - douevensax
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Hi
User avatar #449 to #448 - douevensax
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Have you've ever been told that your birth was a joke? Common joke in my place.
#453 to #449 - luckymowse
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no, but on the actual day i was born, my aunt didn't believe my mom when she called to say i was born. she actually called the hospital to confirm that my parents were there and had a child.
User avatar #463 to #453 - douevensax
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I can't find an appropiate response.
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#382 - pensil
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Smokin with this *****
User avatar #387 to #382 - thetellerofstories
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at least you wont have to leave on a snack run when you get the munchies
#252 - turtlicious **User deleted account**
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I banged a condom....   
   
   
Well then...
I banged a condom....


Well then...
User avatar #229 - trollgiggity
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I banged my hoe.
#224 - SlashOfGNR
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I shot my ex.
User avatar #102 - fckya
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I robbed cookie monster. i'm a horrible person, or i work in an addiction clinic.
User avatar #92 - themamzingbs
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I SHOT A LESBIAN. ******* faggy ladies.