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#55 - lordbrutaleddie (04/05/2013) [-]
Captain James Cook was also born in my town.   
   
There's like a museum here for him and everything.   
   
Pretty 			******		 neat.
Captain James Cook was also born in my town.

There's like a museum here for him and everything.

Pretty ****** neat.
#58 to #55 - itrollyouroll (04/05/2013) [-]
No way man me too
User avatar #59 to #58 - lordbrutaleddie (04/05/2013) [-]
Whoooah what?

You live here in middlesbrough?
#60 to #59 - itrollyouroll (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah man like 5 minute drive from the museum/stewys
User avatar #61 to #60 - lordbrutaleddie (04/05/2013) [-]
******* neat as **** !

I'm only around the corner, Live in berwick hills.
#62 to #61 - itrollyouroll (04/05/2013) [-]
Coulby here. This is weird, I thought I was the Teesside Chosen One
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordbrutaleddie (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't exactly take pride in living around here.

No offense or anything but this place is a bit of a ******** .
#64 to #63 - itrollyouroll (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah it is a bit, the best thing is a big blue bridge. says it all
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#31 - roorooroo (04/05/2013) [-]
Wait did you say sex god?
Wait did you say sex god?
#20 - jokerdude (04/05/2013) [-]
Death by snoo snoo
Death by snoo snoo
User avatar #21 to #20 - stringfingerable (04/05/2013) [-]
That's the name of my friend's band.
#23 to #21 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
Hellolawsuit.jpg
User avatar #25 to #23 - stringfingerable (04/05/2013) [-]
What if it's spelled differently?
#182 - claytonb (04/05/2013) [-]
hfw
#181 - amuter ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
If they had never seen a white or black person before it does sort of make sense yeah.
Penis level: >Asian
User avatar #176 - hatmanfirst (04/05/2013) [-]
My eight grade history teacher told us of this but he left out the sex part. He also told us that one of the natives tried to steal his boat and he tripped while running after it. When the natives saw the blood from his scraped knee after falling, they all killed him. Good while it lasted though.
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#125 - privatepumpanickel (04/05/2013) [-]
This guy's museum is in my town. Think he was born here, then shipped out from Whitby on the coast
User avatar #133 to #125 - JebusHatesChavs (04/05/2013) [-]
I live in Hull, I think we have his chair in the trinity houses or something, I can't really remember. Nice to see somebody on here that lives in my area
User avatar #146 to #133 - thesuperhanz (04/05/2013) [-]
A fellow Hull Funnyjunker no waaaaaaaay
User avatar #194 to #146 - JebusHatesChavs (04/06/2013) [-]
Where abouts in hull do you live?
User avatar #195 to #194 - thesuperhanz (04/06/2013) [-]
Like Cott Road, West Hull basically
User avatar #196 to #195 - JebusHatesChavs (04/06/2013) [-]
I live off Newland Ave (I'm a student). That's ridiculously close
User avatar #134 to #133 - privatepumpanickel (04/05/2013) [-]
Middlesbrough. My Grandparents are in Scunthorpe, thats like right next to yous isnt it?
User avatar #193 to #134 - JebusHatesChavs (04/06/2013) [-]
ah right, I thought his museum was in whitby. And sort of, it's across the humber bridge
User avatar #198 to #193 - privatepumpanickel (04/06/2013) [-]
dat bridge be huge
User avatar #66 - sonsofsol ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
When he turned up it was in a giant ship, to a bunch of people who had canoes, it would have been like a skyscraper turning up in the middle of an African village. They defiantly saw this boat, but the reaction was, "no it cant be" so they just kept on with their day until Cook turned up on the beach.
User avatar #77 to #66 - defiantly (04/05/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #85 to #77 - sonsofsol ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh its two in the morning leave me alone!
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#147 - sidathe (04/05/2013) [-]
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#136 - satoshimiwa (04/05/2013) [-]
Well, wouldn't you?
#129 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
More like Captain Cock.
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User avatar #116 to #112 - insomni (04/05/2013) [-]
well, he actually sailed away... the Hawaiians were sure that the season of lono was over, but then his boat broke and he had to return to shore for repairs...
the Hawaiians were pissed off of his return, realizing he lied, so a war started......
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#103 - jaysim (04/05/2013) [-]
That dude was from my town in North East England... I could see the "Birthplace museum" if they hadn't built cheap houses in the way
User avatar #107 to #103 - Fatboybadboy (04/05/2013) [-]
Yah man up the boro
#108 to #107 - jaysim (04/05/2013) [-]
UTB!
#92 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
And they killed him when he tried to leave.

Woo, sex god.
User avatar #140 to #92 - Cookiez ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for trying to leave paradise
#81 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah and then the stupid ****** natives killed the poor bugger. Thanks for finding my country Mr Cook. Could have got rid of the natives here though.. would have been nice.
#54 - doctorque (04/05/2013) [-]
Later upon leaving his ship broke and the natives killed him because god's ships don't break.
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