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#78 - rshanebarnes (04/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - stickandmove (04/04/2013) [-]
It's refreshing to see a skank get hers
#246 - victoriaowsnett (04/05/2013) [-]
Am I missing something, why is this top post? Surely there's a joke that everyone except me is getting for this to have got as far as it has...
Am I missing something, why is this top post? Surely there's a joke that everyone except me is getting for this to have got as far as it has...
#295 to #246 - djtehunknown (04/05/2013) [-]
pic related to pic
#251 to #246 - toughactintinactin (04/05/2013) [-]
At least it is a joke, i've seen bricks and blank posts get frontpage before
#223 - pharoahemonch (04/05/2013) [-]
< what she saw when she looked up
#128 - drdropzz (04/05/2013) [-]
**drdropzz rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Women these days **
#91 - minimoe ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Well thats a bummer!
Well thats a bummer!
#233 - cohz ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
So fahnny
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#331 to #233 - BAdog (04/05/2013) [-]
**BAdog rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Playing TF2 for the first time ** how about i kill it with this?
User avatar #25 to #15 - ceratosaurus (04/05/2013) [-]
except for mark...
User avatar #85 - ryanfitzy (04/05/2013) [-]
"still cheating on me"..I'd never let it get to "still". Have some ******* self-respect at that point to the people who don't and are reading this.
#86 to #85 - delivering (04/05/2013) [-]
Sometimes, people marry, get a houe together, have kids...and then one of them cheats on the other. It gets complicated, because it's not only about the two of you anymore.
User avatar #89 to #86 - ryanfitzy (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, let's just live together, and give the kids that lifestyle to live with to think it's normal. I think it'd be best to end the **** , and tell the kids the truth. Better for them in the end. Example, if you grew up, and as soon as you were out of the house, your parents divorced. You would realize why at some point. BOOM, all the memories of, Family picnics, reunions, amusement parks, vacations, dinner everynight..was just a ******* charade to make it "easier on the kids". You would live with that for decades, or you can take the route of growing up and realizing it was for the best and coming to terms with it as a teen. 15 years to realize it, then a lifetime of happiness knowing it was better. Or 15 years of happiness, while a lifetime trying to realize your childhood memories as a family, were as fake as your parents marriage.

tl;dr. Tell the kids if it's not working out. It's better in the end.
User avatar #90 to #86 - ryanfitzy (04/05/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion though. I understand parents might do that because they really do believe that is the best alternative, but personally, you would find out sooner or later.
#133 - demontech (04/05/2013) [-]
Hoes...
Hoes...
User avatar #122 - angelooo (04/05/2013) [-]
You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies
#21 - tazze (04/04/2013) [-]
this would be my reaction instead of telling her to look up
this would be my reaction instead of telling her to look up
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User avatar #23 to #22 - blakekendrick (04/05/2013) [-]
From Head of State, you are correct.
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User avatar #26 to #24 - blakekendrick (04/05/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. I test myself every time haha. Nice to meet you, taco the friendly ghost.
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User avatar #64 - andalitemadness (04/05/2013) [-]
Hahaha this is so obviously fake. I bet no conversation like this has ever occurred.
#76 to #64 - rshanebarnes (04/05/2013) [-]
You don't say? Thanks for the insight
You don't say? Thanks for the insight
User avatar #79 to #76 - andalitemadness (04/05/2013) [-]
I usually wouldn't say anything, but if you look at the comments you will see things like
"But why are you still with her, if you knew she was cheating?"
and its reply, "Didn't you read it? They went to therapy. Obviously they talked about her cheating before and it was believed that they had it resolved, little did he know of the golden rule; Once a cheating slut, always a cheating slut."
Also, " ******* dumb as WHORES"
Basically people acting as though it is real and using it to confirm their views and express their opinions, despite its obvious falseness.



#257 - smileyfacedhobo (04/05/2013) [-]
**smileyfacedhobo rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Game of Jimmies ** this is what he saw when he looked up.
#344 to #257 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
*she
#269 to #257 - sheriffhd (04/05/2013) [-]
**sheriffhd rolled a random image posted in comment #398669 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** no, this is what she saw when she looked up
**sheriffhd rolled a random image posted in comment #398669 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** no, this is what she saw when she looked up
#345 to #269 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
bitch you gonna get whacked by me wrench
#291 to #269 - awesomesaucetime (04/05/2013) [-]
in so many ways, this could be what she saw...or at least the guy she was with
#272 to #269 - funnyrage (04/05/2013) [-]
**funnyrage rolled a random image posted in comment #3724265 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** both wrong
#346 to #272 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
a pony chariot with a emo tim burton bikini fat **** inside but seriously give fat chicks a chance hippos will become extinct so make your choice now that's horrible I'm sorry aplegetically
#58 - jakeattack (04/05/2013) [-]
******* dumb as WHORES
User avatar #60 to #58 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
*ass
#61 to #60 - jakeattack (04/05/2013) [-]
woops thank you
User avatar #62 to #61 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
lol no problem
#63 to #62 - jakeattack (04/05/2013) [-]
but seriously, i lose faith in all women sometimes
#66 to #63 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
thats why girls are better
User avatar #72 to #66 - superage (04/05/2013) [-]
mondprinzessin is a spy!
#150 to #63 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
and this is why you are and always will be alone
#365 to #150 - jakeattack (04/09/2013) [-]
ah go **** yourself. ive had bitches and they went ******* crazy! im not alone and wont always be, but its going to be a long journey finding a women who i can deal with for that long.
User avatar #37 - lilnuggetbob (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
#40 to #37 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
He's in the bar and he's seeing her right now even when she said she's working.

Relevant avatar is relevant by the way.
User avatar #51 to #37 - ixcarnifexxi (04/05/2013) [-]
You... It's spelled out for you.
#39 to #37 - broorb (04/05/2013) [-]
she's apparently also at the bar with this 'mark' fellow
#41 to #37 - craftybastard (04/05/2013) [-]
girlfriend goes to the bar with some mark dude, and doesnt notice her boyfriend is there too with his boss, she texts him saying shes at work when shes really just being a lying, cheating bitch that tries to make him feel bad for not trusting her. not exactly funny, just kinda depressing
User avatar #175 - BubsyB (04/05/2013) [-]
All the guys are Butthurt, even though the amount of times guys cheat on girls compared to girls cheating on guys is like 5 to 1. Im not a girl by the way...
#194 to #175 - argonianmaidohonor (04/05/2013) [-]
No no no, it is about the same. There is no "One gender is worse than the other" you get your good guys and good girls. Just that sadly most of the nice guys are attracted to bitches and most of the nice girls are attracted to dickheads.

Before the "girls always friend zone" **** gets dragged into it, let me tell you something;
I took a man out of the friend zone because he promised me he would never hurt me. I found out recently that he had been cheating on me. In my opinion, even those who get out of the friend zone can still be a dickhead considering this man was always nice and there for me. I have been friend zoned by a guy myself too, of course after he managed to sleep with me. So at least some girls who friendzone you do not lead you on then ditch you like you were never there. Although the majority would rather have sex with the person who friend zoned you.

TL;DR
Both genders are as bad as each other and gender wars is something I did with boys when I was a child. Stop claiming one is as bad as the other. Also both genders get friend zoned and the above was a point made about the friendzone.

Another tip here guys; maybe, just maybe the reason the girls you love friend zone you is because you do not appeal sexually to them specifically or perhaps it is due to the lack of dominance you show (Most girls love a dominant man) Maybe it is because you are indecisive or they feel like there is no surprises with you (not buttsex) if you constantly hang around her complimenting her, always being there for her and all that, then she cannot see you as a love interest, guuurlfriends are usually there for that kind of support. You can support her but don't try to do as they do in those stupid ass movies.

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#268 to #194 - lokixlaughyxson (04/05/2013) [-]
This.   
   
Careful, you might break FJ because you are a girl who doesn't fit in with their logic.   
You are right though, the guy who friend zoned you probably didn't deserve you anyway but out of curiosity what was your reaction when he did friend zone you?
This.

Careful, you might break FJ because you are a girl who doesn't fit in with their logic.
You are right though, the guy who friend zoned you probably didn't deserve you anyway but out of curiosity what was your reaction when he did friend zone you?
#276 to #268 - argonianmaidohonor (04/05/2013) [-]
I try not to upset the Funnyjunk community by mentioning my gender but my reaction came in a few stages:
1: What is wrong with me? (I am self conscious anyway)
2: This is the last time I try to make the first move on a guy
3: I don't blame him
4: **** it, he is not the only man out there
5: I remembered I am married to Scout-many-marshes and he shows me love
6: I forgot all about it.

That was two years ago though and I ended up, going out with someone I friend zoned and yeah he cheated on me and now and I must state, I KNOW ALL MEN ARE NOT THE SAME, I just don't want another relationship. I also don't do friends with benefits or one night stands. So thanks to the last two males I liked, I am now celibate. But look at that hunky Argonian, I get to go home to that after some adventure.

I am so alone
#219 to #194 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
This.   
   
Everything about this.
This.

Everything about this.
#256 to #194 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
Tell that to the rest of FJ
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