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#221 - wandoctor (04/05/2013) [-]
I know this is going to be one of those "cool story bro" moments. But one time I was in the family locker room/family rooms at my local rec center getting some head [and before it sounds like I'm needlessly bragging, this girl looked like some horrible Fiona creature, just with worse teeth, and the only reason I am still alive today is probably because all the STDs are still fighting eachother for dominance over my body] and by the time we were done there were people knocking on the door because there was a line to get in. In a panic and not wanting to get in any trouble, I just acted like I was retarded and she was my care giver. So I stumbled out and said something along the lines of "AYY EANED THE DOODIE I DID I'MA OOD BOY" the shambled a B line outside. I still haven't returned to that place to this day..
User avatar #223 to #221 - kwizzy (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm fairly interested in this STD battle.
#191 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
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#190 - nightmarecorpse (04/05/2013) [-]
Just the other day I went to the washroom in the mall and found a half eaten egg mcmuffin, an empty beer can, and an empty bottle of pills all wrapped up in a soiled pair of underpants. Pic related.
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#151 - aczoh (04/05/2013) [-]
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#10 - kosicandavid ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
It would be better ending if you just blow up whole store and leave it like this...
It would be better ending if you just blow up whole store and leave it like this...
#62 - tammus (04/04/2013) [-]
Handicap or be handicapped.
#159 - Reldinrostiare (04/05/2013) [-]
I've seen and forgiven stolen pics, but a stolen story??  Gimme a break.  :/
I've seen and forgiven stolen pics, but a stolen story?? Gimme a break. :/
User avatar #213 - cobalisk (04/05/2013) [-]
..... So... what you are saying is you are single.....
#209 - heroicvenom (04/05/2013) [-]
you did no wrong, if all the stalls were covered in **** why should have to subject yourself to that torture. secondly, i like how she said that the stall was hers and tried to make you feel bad for using it, FOOL, those stalls are public and belong to no one in particular. especially to bitches who are too fat to walk
#154 - qballextraction (04/05/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of
First thing I thought of
User avatar #186 to #154 - Yojimbo (04/05/2013) [-]
Haha, the little ******* voice he uses every time he says it

"I'm disabled!"
#124 - telmerthisisasix (04/05/2013) [-]
"I feel horrible but my friends thought it was hilarious..."   
   
   
   
BECAUSE IT IS!
"I feel horrible but my friends thought it was hilarious..."



BECAUSE IT IS!
User avatar #36 - pappathethird (04/04/2013) [-]
Yes.

Yes you are
#214 - ponymeat (04/05/2013) [-]
Nice one.
Nice one.
#185 - falconxmard (04/05/2013) [-]
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#168 - zarkaronx (04/05/2013) [-]
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#193 to #168 - nightmarecorpse (04/05/2013) [-]
but seriously. I did read. It was good.
but seriously. I did read. It was good.
#121 - Garude (04/05/2013) [-]
you just made my 						*******					 day
you just made my ******* day
#70 - fakereality (04/04/2013) [-]
Sooo... she didn't realize that if you were deaf, you wouldn't have heard what she said and in turn would not have been able to respond?
User avatar #77 to #70 - happypancake (04/04/2013) [-]
Deaf people can lip read sometimes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ponyoftheopera (04/04/2013) [-]
being deaf doesnt really permit you to use a handicapped stall...
User avatar #87 to #71 - superage (04/04/2013) [-]
agreed
#67 - jalthelas (04/04/2013) [-]
I had to act the 'retard' speech out loud as best I could.   
   
   
It was good for me.
I had to act the 'retard' speech out loud as best I could.


It was good for me.
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