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#25 - trishaferr
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeon out of the shop ASAP, especially as the shopping mall has a policy that if it can't get birds out of the centre before the end of the day, they call a guy with a gun to come and kill it.
Anyway, the pigeon was perched on the overhanging light fixtures, and every time I would approach it, it would move to another one.
After a few attempts to try and catch it using a cardboard box, I was creeping close to where it was perched when a customer made loud noises to shoo it away, causing it to fly up high where I can't reach.
When I looked to her for an explination, she said "Aw, just leave it where it is, it isn't doing any harm." To which I replied, "True, but I'd like to get it out before it makes a mess." To which her response was, "Well, you've got a mop haven't you?"
Of course I was pissed off, but I held my tongue and went back to work. After a few minutes, she turned to leave, at which point, that awesome pidgeon took a **** on her ******* head.
She complained to my manager when I burst out laughing, but he told her it was her own fault and gave me a high five.
TL;DR
Interfering bitch got what she deserved.

(Pic related: MFW she stuck her ******* nose in)
#63 to #25 - bulbakip
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Where do you live where they still have DVD shops?
#212 to #63 - trishaferr
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In merry olde England, of course! Though I suppose we're not just a DVD shop, we also sell CDs, games, tshirts, records, games consoles & record players.
#65 to #25 - admiralen ONLINE
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what if she just tried to tell you to use the mop to get it down from there?
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#103 to #77 - admiralen ONLINE
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no, that means she was giving him a tip on how to deal with the bird
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#211 to #103 - trishaferr
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No, it was clear by her tone that she meant that if it were to make a mess by crapping all over the shop, and very likely the tshirt display that it was perched above, that I had a mop to clean it up.
#175 to #25 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Related: I shoot pigeons out of the silo when hunting seasons are close. They are rats with wings.
#171 to #25 - lamadrama
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(04/05/2013) [-]
D-Did you keep the pigeon?
#213 to #171 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No, luckily, it found it's own way out of the shop about an hour later and security caught it in the shopping centre and released it.
#37 to #25 - rosietheamazon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**** that bitch
**** that bitch
#206 to #25 - kau
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Karma at its finest!
#52 to #25 - firstresponder
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(04/04/2013) [-]
wait, so if birds find themselves in a mall they are killed?




D:



#214 to #52 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I know, it's horrible, that's why I was so eager to catch it and release it outside before the end of the day.
#215 to #214 - firstresponder
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D:
#53 to #25 - roflsaucer
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I would have told her that she just got the pigeon killed, because now if it doesn't get out, a guy comes and shoots it.

What the **** did she think you were going to do when you DID catch it? Put it on a spit and roast it?
#125 to #53 - elcreepo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
If she was one of the rich snooty people I see a lot around my state (CT), she would have thought the bird would have made a fine dinner for his wife and 23 children.
#18 - DrkSide
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**** that for 12 bucks a ticket they can pick my trash up.
#109 to #18 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
In America the ticket money goes to the movie makers.
Theaters only make money off of the concessions.
#146 to #18 - xmoex
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(04/05/2013) [-]
12 dollars?! I pay 13.50
#174 to #18 - theycallmeloye
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18 where I live. ******* cost of living around here is ridcidonkey.
#168 to #18 - Fgner
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Where I'm from Sony prevents readmits from being given to customers for their movies. When asked why, the manager said that they make almost nothing off movie tickets, if they didn't sell concessions they'd go bankrupt within a month.

Now you know why the snacks are so much.

Also, their employees are paid minimum wage - they work skeleton crews as much as they can so they can avoid heavy operating costs (so each employee has a lot of work) on top of that too. Employees at movie theatres are really ******.

And you're just a ******* lazy asshole.
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#187 to #168 - Aethlius
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this is true.
#113 to #18 - coontang
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really? just because you paid 12 bucks for the ticket you are not inclined to put your rubbish in the bin right infront of you, making someone elses life a little easier without making yours any harder?
#20 to #18 - nexu
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(04/04/2013) [-]
and then another $20 for snacks and drinks...
#56 to #18 - ningyoaijin
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That would be a valid argument if that money actually went to the workers.
#128 to #56 - anon
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how the **** do you think workers are paid?
#49 - VaultTechy
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I work at a video place, more specifically a rental store in a small town and every ******* goddamn piece of **** day that ******* bitch phone rings and I hear
"hey, you guys got Django Unchained yet?"
-"No sir, that'll come out on the 16th!"
"ohh....so no Django eh?"
-"..nope, it hasn't arrived yet"
"Damn... I was gonna come rent it eh? I got six bucks and...wanted to see that show..."
-"Okay, well, you can come get it on the 16th, because we'll have lots of 'em!"
"nooo.... I'm pretty sure I won't be getting it then"
-"Okay, well, enjoy your day!"
"Yeah. (to someone in their vicinity) No Django Unchained, kids..."
"(to me) Yeahh...they all really wanna see it. My whole family."
-"Well, at least the 16th is coming up fast!"
"Yep. But we're not getting it then. Sure you can't rent me one?"
-"Well, we haven't got any and we won't until the 16th."
"Okay....(to someone else) yeah guys, he won't rent me it)"
*hangs up*

WHAT THE ****?! No, no really, WHAT THE ******* ****, is this guy's problem? We don't have the ******* show! I handle movie orders, I know, for a fact, that Django is not ******* out yet and won't be until April 16th and this ********* guy, what did he think, that I'd be like,

"Oh, hey, dude, you bitched and complained and guilt-tripped me without reason, so I actually, hahah funny thing, I just materialized a copy of that movie that doesn't ******* exist on DVD yet for ya. Yeah, it's just a thing I do, I can just *make* movies but I reserve it for people who really don't ******* deserve them because they call hardworking members of society and **** on them for things out of their control, when they themselves apparently struggle to obtain the six bucks to rent the ******* thing, showing how little they contribute to society. Anyways, come get your movie, hey? It'll be right here!"

Stupid ************* goddammit. I spent 2 hours a shift on the phone with people who do that. **** it, I'm copy/pasting this to Hating board, gotta vent
#99 to #49 - sketchysketchist
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(04/04/2013) [-]
That's practically all jobs that require interaction with customers.
They blame you for something you have no control over and try to get in your face like that'll change things.
#111 to #49 - gardenmanly
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Django unchained is not something he should be showing his kids (I'm assuming his kids are young based on the way he addressed them)

I feel for you VaultTechy, a job is rarely fun but no one should have to deal with **** customers who think they can flex the system
#112 to #49 - weirdojones
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You should just be happy that store is still in business
#136 to #49 - applescryatnight
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(04/05/2013) [-]
soooo....
you guys got django yet?
#143 to #49 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
just download the pirated copy, rent it to him, and pocket the money... I've seen that movie 3 times at home lol
#191 to #49 - condimentparty
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One of the best rants I have read in a very long time, you funny ****

10/10 Would assault and batter maliciously
#194 to #49 - occamsrazor
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(04/05/2013) [-]
>Torrent Django
>Burn to DVDs
>"Django comes out on the 16th but for an extra $20 I'll let you take out our store's special preview disk"
>Literally profit
#183 to #49 - cycloneclone
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I must ask. Do you live in Canada? Looks like a Canadian dialect
#57 to #49 - firstresponder
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I like you too
#69 to #49 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(04/04/2013) [-]
What the **** is he doing wanting to show that movie to his kids, anyway? It's hardly family entertainment.
#82 to #49 - tenmillionbears
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(04/04/2013) [-]
"every ******* goddamn piece of **** day that ******* bitch phone rings"

-VaultTechy
#87 to #82 - VaultTechy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
holy ******* **** that's good actually. Y'know, I'd actually love to get that as like, one of those fake quote pictures, y'know with the lake all instagram'd up and then you expect to read some like, Hemingway wisdom and it's something like that?
#90 to #87 - tenmillionbears
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Here you go!
#94 to #90 - VaultTechy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
******* awesome
#55 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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That description.

If I do this, then what!?
#58 to #55 - ShockedNazi
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(04/04/2013) [-]
tags
#68 to #58 - goddammitbob
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(04/04/2013) [-]
that pic... sauce?
#71 to #68 - bluemagebrilly
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Fooly Cooly.
#70 to #68 - ShockedNazi
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anime called Fooly cooly or FLCL, its only 6 or 7 episodes but one of the best and funniest animes ive ever seen





heres a wallpaper from it
#73 to #70 - goddammitbob
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thank you.
#60 to #58 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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I see them.
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#13 to #1 - anon
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lemme guess, spoiled brat right? yeah i know im right. either that or an idiot. I mean who makes excuses like that, seriously?

the lights turn on at the end of the movie, and if youre out in public youre supposed to throw your own trash away otherwise you get fined for littering. the person was so lazy (and apparently a complete asshole like you) that they didnt bother to because they felt they were entitled to being a slob.
#15 to #1 - ragecomedian
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i hate to say this, but i honestly wish you die.
#22 to #1 - toughactintinactin
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Yeah **** trying to be nice to people, lets just make everyone's day bad because hey it's their job. Cunt.
Yeah **** trying to be nice to people, lets just make everyone's day bad because hey it's their job. Cunt.
#26 to #1 - anon
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BEEP BEEP BEEP

PRIVILEGED DICKHEAD SPOTTED
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#28 to #1 - killerliquid
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Who the **** comes into a movie theatre after the lights were turned off?
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#30 to #29 - killerliquid
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Typically, we come before the trailers even start.

Cineplex.
#32 to #1 - dunderbiffen
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#61 to #1 - roflsaucer
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Probably gonna get red thumbs for this, but whatever.

You're reason for him not throwing it away is stupid. He was definitely just lazy.

But, the fact of the matter is, this IS their job. People leave their trash in the theater, and you are paid to clean whatever is left there. The guy who left it there is still lazy as ****, but you would be no better sitting there bitching about doing what you are paid to do.
#11 to #1 - trollchildxy
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The words of a passive aggressive, privileged, ignorant, youth. People like this shouldn't breed.
The words of a passive aggressive, privileged, ignorant, youth. People like this shouldn't breed.
#33 to #1 - graydiggy
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You're a ******* cunt.
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#2 to #1 - maliciousjokes [OP]
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#5 to #3 - maliciousjokes [OP]
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#167 - faggotprincess
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>be 20   
>working in movie theatre as part-time job while in art school   
>my turn to clean women's bathroom   
>walk in, smell nothing but **** and piss   
>half the stall floors flooded with urine   
>not kidding, looked as if they just pissed right on the floor   
>one toilet filled with ****, no attempt to flush whatsoever    
>a bloody ******* tampon on the floor in the handicapped stall   
**** my life
>be 20
>working in movie theatre as part-time job while in art school
>my turn to clean women's bathroom
>walk in, smell nothing but **** and piss
>half the stall floors flooded with urine
>not kidding, looked as if they just pissed right on the floor
>one toilet filled with ****, no attempt to flush whatsoever
>a bloody ******* tampon on the floor in the handicapped stall
**** my life
#199 to #167 - thegamerslife
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I was once chilling in the gun shop here in town (it's part of a minimart/restaraunt.) and this big dude walks in, and goes in the bathroom (back of the gun shop) doesn't come out for like an hour...we all started worrying...finally guy comes out and walks straight out and leaves, QUICK!! we stand there talking for another minute and all the sudden the smell over comes us all, we clear out of the gun shop part of the store and close the gate till the smell calms down a bit. Employee for the shop finally decides it's time to see why the smell is so bad.....That fat bastard hit everything, I mean EVERYTHING except the toilet...**** was in the sink, on three of the walls and some how a little on the ceiling...and this dude never even made a ******* sound either...

bonus story: the next week a different guy got pissed cause someone was in the restroom and walked outside and pissed in the ICE box...thing( you know, it holds those bags of ice for camper and ****. lol) words they escape me.
#179 to #167 - maliciousjokes [OP]
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Not to that extent but still
#66 - URLOCKER
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I make sure I leave it all on the ground just so someone can clean it up.
#67 to #66 - anon
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Easy there, Satan
#91 to #66 - schneidend
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#117 to #66 - azraelthemage
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I bet you just toss unwanted groceries in the wrong section too you little ****.
#144 to #117 - elcreepo
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I... I do that. Sorry.
#148 to #144 - azraelthemage
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SO YOU'RE THE ONE HAD TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE OTHER DAY!!!!!
#154 to #148 - elcreepo
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I SAID I WAS SORRY
I SAID I WAS SORRY
#156 to #154 - azraelthemage
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I DON'T CARE!!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK TOGETHER!?!!?!? A ******* HALF HOUR!!!! I HAVE OTHER **** TO DO WHEN I'M WORKING!!!!
I DON'T CARE!!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK TOGETHER!?!!?!? A ******* HALF HOUR!!!! I HAVE OTHER **** TO DO WHEN I'M WORKING!!!!
#92 to #66 - shazmothree
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#34 - jaigurudevaom
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I always clean my **** up
I wouldn't really like it if people came into my work and left rubbish everywhere
#48 - metallicaone
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I went to a regal theater and i did that... sorry if this was me
#159 - EmulateSnes
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I used to Work for ARI as a Welder for a while, the Lunch room was huge and had a trash can at the end of every table and people would still leave **** everywhere. I walked in one day late back form lunch the 2 Janitors Were free styling singing "We got 99 Trash cans but they can't find one, If you're having Vision problems I feel bad for you son but we got 99 trash cans and they cant find one."

<Mfw
#155 - reusabletampon
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At least you aren't the jizz mopper of an adult cinema. So if you want to see somebody who has it worse, go there to jerk off and stay to watch them clean it. You people never see the silver lining.
#54 - YukonCornelius
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(04/04/2013) [-]
thats like $45 worth of concession food right there
#46 - motherfuckingkenji
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I also clean a movie theater.   
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.   
You just press down, **********!   
   
Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much ******** it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.   
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.   
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow **** all over and under the toilet seats.   
But that's not all!   
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.   
Bitches, man.
I also clean a movie theater.
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.
You just press down, **********!

Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much ******** it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow **** all over and under the toilet seats.
But that's not all!
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.
Bitches, man.
#85 to #46 - jedimindtrcks
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I know that feel bro. I worked as a Janitor during the summer at this resort for really wealthy people up in the mountains and the bitches always leave the worst messes. One time I went into the pool bathroom and there was **** all over the toilet, the toilet was full of ****, dirty bloody tampon in the dirty towels (they use hand towels instead of paper towels). I had to clean that up too. Guy don't make that bad of a mess because most of the time (if they're not assholes) they would just clean up they're mess themselves.
I know that feel bro. I worked as a Janitor during the summer at this resort for really wealthy people up in the mountains and the bitches always leave the worst messes. One time I went into the pool bathroom and there was **** all over the toilet, the toilet was full of ****, dirty bloody tampon in the dirty towels (they use hand towels instead of paper towels). I had to clean that up too. Guy don't make that bad of a mess because most of the time (if they're not assholes) they would just clean up they're mess themselves.
#35 - davvi
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OP's reaction when
OP's reaction when
#126 - hybredmoon
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I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.    
   
Besides, if no one left there **** laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.    
   
Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just ****** me with on the back of the seats.
I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.

Besides, if no one left there **** laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.

Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just ****** me with on the back of the seats.
#181 to #126 - WitchKingTroll
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It's one thing to leave trash in the theater for a custodian to clean up. That much is their job.

However, it's quite another thing when you leave trash in the theater where there is literally a trash can right in front of your seat.
#131 to #126 - hybredmoon
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jesus **** their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
jesus **** their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
#145 to #131 - icecreamonnips
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#147 to #145 - hybredmoon
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#149 to #147 - icecreamonnips
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YOU
i like you
#162 to #131 - huntergriff
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#120 - tbagbandit
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#124 to #120 - gothdino
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This.
This.
#129 to #124 - tbagbandit
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Hahaha thumb for you good sir
#132 to #129 - gothdino
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Thanks. Would you like my background? It's an anime style women with glasses in a pink body suit.
#138 to #132 - tbagbandit
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Well that escalated quickly
Well that escalated quickly
#142 to #138 - gothdino
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That gif made me laugh! But here you go; I just felt like shared something I had.
#158 to #142 - suddenlyhats
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a thumb for you because I was just watching that show.
#86 - comanderspy
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if i do this what?! huh?! WACHUGONDO BOUT' IT FAGGIT?!
#89 to #86 - mustaches ONLINE
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Read the tags
#96 to #89 - comanderspy
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#133 to #96 - soopergrover
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Dat white text
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#135 to #134 - soopergrover
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Ummm... wat.
#140 to #135 - comanderspy
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sorry wrong picture
#31 - TheManTheLegend
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i work at an AMC theatre and **** YOU REGAL
#16 - pompladouche
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(04/04/2013) [-]
as someone who used to clean offices part time, I always looked at it like this; If there werent dirty ***** in this world, I wouldn't have this job
#88 - ltsparky
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#116 to #88 - azraelthemage
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Why does this fit Du Hast so well? No seriously, listen to DU Hast by Rammstein while watching this gif. It fits.