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#126 - hybredmoon (04/04/2013) [-]
I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.    
   
Besides, if no one left there 						****					 laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.    
   
Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just 						******					 me with on the back of the seats.
I dont leave my trash in the theater but looking at all the butt hurt comments I'm sure as hell going to start.

Besides, if no one left there **** laying around, there would be no reason to have someone to clean it up, and you wouldn't have a job. Be grateful.

Besides that besides, for what it costs to get into a movie these days you should just be happy I dont bring in a tube of super glue, rip my popcorn box into little pieces, and make a mural of the dick the box office just ****** me with on the back of the seats.
#131 to #126 - hybredmoon (04/05/2013) [-]
jesus 						****					 their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
jesus **** their! THEIR! I MEANT THEIR! Oh god the grammer nazi's, I can hear them coming! AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
User avatar #149 to #147 - icecreamonnips (04/05/2013) [-]
YOU
i like you
#162 to #131 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
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#181 to #126 - WitchKingTroll (04/05/2013) [-]
It's one thing to leave trash in the theater for a custodian to clean up. That much is their job.

However, it's quite another thing when you leave trash in the theater where there is literally a trash can right in front of your seat.
User avatar #185 - mrgoodlove (04/05/2013) [-]
It would have been worse if they left it on the floor by the trash can.
#186 to #185 - mrgoodlove (04/05/2013) [-]
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pic related. it's yfw you see this
#202 to #186 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
thats the funniest 						*******					 twist ive ever heard
thats the funniest ******* twist ive ever heard
User avatar #93 - sketchysketchist (04/04/2013) [-]
I pick up after myself, but it's your job if I spill anything.
Just saying.
User avatar #16 - pompladouche (04/04/2013) [-]
as someone who used to clean offices part time, I always looked at it like this; If there werent dirty ***** in this world, I wouldn't have this job
#192 - sphinxe (04/05/2013) [-]
I hate people who are like that, it's like at fast food places too where they just leave their stuff because 'It's not my job' Yeah but it's common decency, they wouldn't have multiple bins if it wasn't.
I hate people who are like that, it's like at fast food places too where they just leave their stuff because 'It's not my job' Yeah but it's common decency, they wouldn't have multiple bins if it wasn't.
#160 - umadproblemm (04/05/2013) [-]
If it was a 3D movie about trash, it would become 4D because the person sitting in that seat could smell the movie too
If it was a 3D movie about trash, it would become 4D because the person sitting in that seat could smell the movie too
User avatar #201 to #160 - exwife (04/05/2013) [-]
my life is complete
#130 - elcreepo (04/05/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in the comments section, the joys of the working middle class...
User avatar #81 - eight (04/04/2013) [-]
I worked at a movie theater. I quit the day after I scrubbed cum off the seat and floor for the first time. ******* horny teens.
#84 to #81 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
******* horny teens
User avatar #95 to #81 - sketchysketchist (04/04/2013) [-]
Do people really do that?
Like do they **** while the latest pixar film plays loudly before them?
Or do they do it while teens are hacked to bits for ******* in the latest slaughter porn film?
Or do they try to keep it out while Stephenie myer ruins film...
Seriously, is there like a genre of movie besides porn where people can comfortably **** to while it plays?
User avatar #101 to #95 - eight (04/04/2013) [-]
I think they get bored, or enjoy the taboo nature of public sex.
User avatar #108 to #101 - sketchysketchist (04/04/2013) [-]
Strange, who gets bored at a theater and stays.
So it was public sex fun.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
I like to wear a large coat to movie theaters so I can sneak a box of capri sun into the theater and leave those bitches all over the place so they know that somebody ****** em right in the ass.
User avatar #100 - GiBeRsOn (04/04/2013) [-]
I work at one too the worst thing to clean up is definitely sunflower/pumpkin seeds. People actually just spit them on the floor and leave.
User avatar #205 to #100 - maliciousjokes (04/05/2013) [-]
Right? The elderly and their operas and **** .
User avatar #203 - bionicsheep (04/05/2013) [-]
as a fellow regal cinema's worker, i feel your pain
User avatar #190 - exwife (04/05/2013) [-]
i work at AMC, i have collected $5.26 of dropped munies
User avatar #195 to #190 - jacklane (04/05/2013) [-]
How much do they pay per hour for a regular worker starting out?
User avatar #196 to #195 - exwife (04/05/2013) [-]
minimum (7.25), but i talked to this guy whos worked their for 5 years and they dont give raises
User avatar #197 to #196 - jacklane (04/05/2013) [-]
**** !!! I'm trying to find a job that requires no special skills. I mean, At least $11 starting out! Hell, McD's around here (INDY) pays $10 starting out!
User avatar #198 to #197 - exwife (04/05/2013) [-]
woww, well good luck, best I've found around my town is a bagel joint that pays 8.00
User avatar #200 to #198 - jacklane (04/05/2013) [-]
Well, Indy doesn't have the cheapest cost of living I guess... but it's definitely lower than most of the USA. Guessing your COL is really low?

I have auto technician skills and network DJ 4DM1Nistration skills, but I don't want to use those skills anymore...
#165 - stonerflan (04/05/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me the trash can is rite ******* there
User avatar #150 - awesomeruben (04/05/2013) [-]
You wanna ....... catch fades?
User avatar #123 - awildniglet (04/04/2013) [-]
I work at AMC, I feel your pain.
Seriously, the trashcans are right at the exit when you leave a movie...
#119 - camythirteen (04/04/2013) [-]
I work at an Odeon cinema, I stand at the back of every screen i clean before the film ends and stare down anyone who looks like they may leave their **** ... and feel like a god when they awkwardly turn back around, pick up their **** and haul their sorry arse out
User avatar #115 - keasen (04/04/2013) [-]
i work at a carmike . all the black people with munchies seeing temptation threw 5 boxes of nerds everywhere! guess who had to clean it up.
#98 - monsterpunk (04/04/2013) [-]
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#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
consider it job security
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