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#4 - fightingirishman
Reply +219
(04/03/2013) [-]
Um... but it's my phone, not theirs
#27 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(04/03/2013) [-]
We know, we just saw the ******* content.
#28 to #4 - miscarriage
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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I hate that face so much.

Not just because rage faces are "cancer" now, just I've always hated it, even when it was popular.
#65 to #28 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Everyone hates that face, always company to something that will piss anybody.
#128 to #28 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
That's why it got so popular....
#172 to #28 - inbardo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You hated rage faces before it was cool?
#75 - mrmamric
Reply +164
(04/04/2013) [-]
Guise
Guise
what if guise
guise

What if he's talking about his home phone.
#81 to #75 - ilovesalad
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(04/04/2013) [-]
yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
#119 to #81 - mrmamric
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm just going to sya he was having an off day. He lost his damn phone after all.
#96 to #75 - sybarite
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(04/04/2013) [-]
"call or text me please"

Unless you are deaf and using a TTY you don't text your home phone.
#145 to #96 - anon
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
If you text a home phone you'll get a call and hear an automated text to speech voice saying the contents of that text.
#160 to #75 - anon
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
Line at the end gives us almost complete certainty that he was referring to the lost phone throughout the conversation.
#184 to #75 - anon
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
good luck texting a home phone
#88 to #75 - nsfwbrowserv
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(04/04/2013) [-]
No ******* way   
********
No ******* way
********
#84 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak
Reply +5
(04/04/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
#134 to #75 - berkut
Reply +11
(04/04/2013) [-]
Guise    
Guise    
what if guise    
guise    
   
What if he has TWO phones?
Guise
Guise
what if guise
guise

What if he has TWO phones?
#42 - danniegurl
Reply +93
(04/04/2013) [-]
house phone anyone?
#47 to #42 - swittig
Reply +1
(04/04/2013) [-]
"call or text"
#67 to #47 - izzygirl
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes when you text a landline, the person will end up receiving a voicemail that reads the text message.
My sister had accidentally texted my mother's work phone once, and that happened to her.
#49 to #47 - danniegurl
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(04/04/2013) [-]
some people have their phones connected with their computer
#115 to #42 - potatonuggets **User deleted account**
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#155 to #42 - kolmar
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Yea that's what I thought also, but he did say ''but it's my phone, not theirs''.
#38 - unclemagic
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(04/04/2013) [-]
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#3 - thousandyearsolo
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#50 to #3 - thereasonableperso
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even read the names, i thought it was a woman. I've been here too long.
#52 to #50 - thousandyearsolo
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
I know how you feel
#94 to #3 - pwoneill
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
You've had rocks?

had as in collect or had as in copulate with?

#56 to #3 - alcatronz ONLINE
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Rocks are pretty dense, though.
#157 to #3 - milthyfoustache
Reply +3
(04/04/2013) [-]
They're not rocks Marie, they're ******* minerals!
#44 - Yojimbo
Reply +21
(04/04/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, people used these things called "Landlines". They were like your cell phones, but you couldn't take them with you, they stayed in your home. You couldn't use them to go on the internet or play games, or even....text people. Only calls. Those were dark times.
#51 to #44 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
That sounds just as bad as the Holocaust.
#185 to #51 - kylecracksthesky
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(04/04/2013) [-]
The Callocaust.
#158 - dsgbiohazard
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(04/04/2013) [-]
But who is phone?!
#198 to #158 - xxechoesxx
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#170 to #158 - ludislavonac
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#61 - Kirstydee
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#37 - chinesehandcuffs
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#176 - noonesperfect
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(04/04/2013) [-]
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#66 - jedisquirrel
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(04/04/2013) [-]
#93 to #66 - murrlogic
Reply +1
(04/04/2013) [-]
Goddamit Boner Y U Do Dis?
#101 to #66 - tbagbandit
Reply +1
(04/04/2013) [-]
I like where this is going
I like where this is going
#148 to #101 - irvea
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(04/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
So do I.
#186 to #148 - masterfluffydubs
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(04/04/2013) [-]
what's goin on up there? oh my....go on...
what's goin on up there? oh my....go on...
#200 to #186 - tbagbandit
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Hahahaha good one sir
Hahahaha good one sir
#201 to #200 - irvea
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(04/04/2013) [-]
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Oh but we're not done yet. :3
#203 to #201 - masterfluffydubs
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(04/04/2013) [-]
and so it begins...
and so it begins...
#204 to #203 - masterfluffydubs
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#205 to #204 - masterfluffydubs
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#207 to #205 - irvea
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(04/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I feel ashamed for being so late.
Lets continue & y u no use transparency?
#208 to #207 - irvea
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(04/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Also, your last gif looks a bit broken.
Then again, I kinda like broken gifs.
Lemme break mine! Yay. :3
#166 to #66 - inbardo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
#153 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/04/2013) [-]
God dammit Austin.
God dammit Austin.
#57 - namdelliks
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#152 - claytonb
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(04/04/2013) [-]
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#40 - gentlemanscholar
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#39 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +8
(04/04/2013) [-]
look here son....
look here son....
#133 - tiredandhungry
Reply +7
(04/04/2013) [-]
<-- has her phone
#151 to #133 - mythicdragoon
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#77 - winsauceiswin
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i don't get it
#79 to #77 - aussieftw
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#80 to #79 - winsauceiswin
Reply +7
(04/04/2013) [-]
sarcasm... hence the appropriate rage face
#164 - punkrockdude
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Does nobody know what a land line is anymore?
#165 to #164 - atheistzilla
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(04/04/2013) [-]
no
#178 to #164 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#195 to #178 - ajperry
Reply 0
(04/04/2013) [-]
Yes you can, but some stupid beepy voice tries to read it out.
#90 - falconxmard
Reply +6
(04/04/2013) [-]
It's not that hard to figure out...
It's not that hard to figure out...
#92 to #90 - Iamawsomo
Reply +3
(04/04/2013) [-]
Those people are the kind of people that make me hate other people.
Those people are the kind of people that make me hate other people.