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User avatar #149 - pwndguy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
i would have said, "ok, so pretend i'm calling you with your phone right now, what do you do?"
User avatar #139 - thisisspartah
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
steal her phone,
message her on fb and tell her you found her phone and that you will text her where to pick it up
??????
free phone
#137 - terrorrizor
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at posts ** House fun you cocksucking idiots, he's talking about his house phone.
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at posts ** House fun you cocksucking idiots, he's talking about his house phone.
User avatar #206 to #137 - cocksucking
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/06/2013) [-]
**** gurgling cocksucking negromancing ********************** scallywag
User avatar #167 to #137 - lookatmyhouseofwax
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
House fun?
#136 - doyoulikeapizza
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at The power of shouts **
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at The power of shouts **
#132 - whyman
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**whyman rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Meanwhile in Canada- first day of spring **
**whyman rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Meanwhile in Canada- first day of spring **
#130 - anon id: 847409db
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
What if the phone owner was just letting the other person continue trying to explain, letting him be the real dense ************,
User avatar #60 - toonlinktwentytwo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
home phone?
User avatar #54 - thenewgizmobox
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
well it's their phone now
#32 - anon id: 8ece4ed4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/03/2013) [-]
not like they can go into your contacts and call you at "home" or mom or dad and actually give back the phone, unless they want to steal it of course
#2 - kaboomz
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#1 - anon id: 1b72b62d
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/03/2013) [-]
that's the truth bitch where the fut is my futten phone!!!!!!
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