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User avatar #158 - Mesmus (04/04/2013) [-]
> be me 6 yrs old
> at friends house for sleepover
> need to go to toilet but trying so hard to hold it in
> meal before that, was with chilli sauce (dun dun dunnnnnnnnn)
> cant hold it
> god please help
> ever inch of my will trying to hold in my ****
> collapsed under all the pressure pushing out a river of **** in my spot



Never seen him again. We were good buddies though... :(
User avatar #159 to #158 - Mesmus (04/04/2013) [-]
Forgot to add, someone else was in the toilet. Couldnt go in
User avatar #84 - shredheadxd (04/04/2013) [-]
>10 years old
>humping pillow furiously at my aunts house
>aunt walks in and calmly tells me to get off her pillow
>most embarrassing moment of life
#125 - awildniglet (04/04/2013) [-]
**awildniglet rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Curious owl **
#165 - dayasalion (04/04/2013) [-]
>6 years old
>running around house naked as per usual
>walk down cramped hallway where there's a turned on heater
>tip of penis touches said heater
>scream like baby alpha
>mom comes in and tell her what happened
>mfw she starts rubbing my penis with Vaseline to soothe the burn.
#157 - fiddlestickz (04/04/2013) [-]
furiously?
furiously?
#144 - ianosity ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
This situation seems kinda....Flaky. I'm sorry, don't kill me.
#130 - yipkendu (04/04/2013) [-]
**yipkendu rolls 98**
User avatar #116 - iveseensomethings (04/04/2013) [-]
>Very young
>Grounded to room
>specifically recall hearing "Don't leave your room!"
>Suddenly have to piss
>Can't leave room
>Piss in corner
>Open door and reveal this new information to the adults
>"just...just go outside."
#89 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2013) [-]
Oooh naked you say?
PIC PLEASE!
#92 to #89 - Falkor (04/04/2013) [-]
you need to be a little more discrete than that
#94 to #92 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2013) [-]
Oooh, teach me oh great Pedo-Priest. I am thankful to be taught the great way of Pedophillia.
+1
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#133 - zombiemanic (04/04/2013) [-]
**zombiemanic rolled a random comment #3 posted by keemaun at desc ** :
 what my response to this is, because i can't think of my on.
**zombiemanic rolled a random comment #3 posted by keemaun at desc ** :
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User avatar #120 - Rahmaniac (04/04/2013) [-]
Wait, this isn't how you normally eat Frosted Flakes?




**** , then I've been doing it wrong my entire life.
User avatar #29 - winsauceiswin (04/03/2013) [-]
future /b/tard
#9 - kingoflulzfool (04/03/2013) [-]
LMFAO !@!!!@!@!@!@!!!@@@
LMFAO !@!!!@!@!@!@!!!@@@
#164 - thetoastofalltoast (04/04/2013) [-]
**thetoastofalltoast rolls 13** know what else is great?
User avatar #166 to #164 - restrict (04/04/2013) [-]
**restrict rolls 27** plus this=100
User avatar #168 to #166 - jalthelas (04/04/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 61**
User avatar #169 to #168 - jalthelas (04/04/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 41** Plus this = 100
User avatar #170 to #169 - jalthelas (04/04/2013) [-]
shiiiiiit 102.
User avatar #173 to #170 - thetoastofalltoast (04/04/2013) [-]
**thetoastofalltoast rolls 486**
#137 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
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#138 to #137 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #18448 posted by holeymoley at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
I'm currently 2nd in Europe for the fastest completion on Sonic Generations 100%
#60 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
LE REDDIT ARMY HAS ARRIVED (le is a thing we say lol its like our thing)
answer this question and ill no for sure ur reddit army- when does the narwal bacon?
#139 - thepussyhandler (04/04/2013) [-]
"They're more than good, they're great" Reminds of this guy hahaha lol.
"They're more than good, they're great" Reminds of this guy hahaha lol.
#143 to #139 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #278 posted by anonymous at My friend yesterday... ** :
But they're ******* special when you've never had the chance to experience one.

Emotional closeness, intimacy without being sexual, laughing at yourselves when put your weiener between your legs and make a manjina. Things only a couple can experience.


-tony the tiger
User avatar #147 to #139 - elmarcocfc (04/04/2013) [-]
THAT'S THE JO-
User avatar #99 - cactusphalus (04/04/2013) [-]
I hit my head pretty hard when I was about 4...
I have no memory of my life 'till I was 5...
So I could have been this type of kid
User avatar #106 to #99 - marioteam (04/04/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up attention whore. "OMG GUISE I HIT MAI HED WOT IF EYE WUS LIEK DIS HERP DERP." Shut the **** up.
#111 to #106 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
Hit head when four, remembers hitting head when 4. beepboopbopLOGIC
User avatar #113 to #111 - marioteam (04/04/2013) [-]
I hate these people. Guys, this could be me. But it's not. What an asshole.
#114 to #113 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
like anyone cares he got a booboo
User avatar #118 to #114 - marioteam (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh no, maybe we should make a big page on the site where members of fj can tell him they're sorry he bonked his head.
#119 to #118 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
"Cactusphalus' Big bonked head fund"

donate generously
User avatar #140 to #119 - cactusphalus (04/04/2013) [-]
You guys get really creative when you rage...
#142 to #140 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
sorry.. i just hit my head... whats going on here
User avatar #153 to #142 - marioteam (04/04/2013) [-]
Do you remember your previous years??
#155 to #153 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
No man! I definitely remember hitting my head though.

neverforget
User avatar #121 to #111 - covered (04/04/2013) [-]
Maybe someone told him he hit his head?
#123 to #121 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
no That would require me being wrong.. and the lord knows im not letting that happen... not today
User avatar #129 to #123 - covered (04/04/2013) [-]
b-but.. you're wrong
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