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User avatar #158 - Mesmus ONLINE (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> be me 6 yrs old
> at friends house for sleepover
> need to go to toilet but trying so hard to hold it in
> meal before that, was with chilli sauce (dun dun dunnnnnnnnn)
> cant hold it
> god please help
> ever inch of my will trying to hold in my ****
> collapsed under all the pressure pushing out a river of **** in my spot



Never seen him again. We were good buddies though... :(
User avatar #99 - cactusphalus (04/04/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I hit my head pretty hard when I was about 4...
I have no memory of my life 'till I was 5...
So I could have been this type of kid
#111 to #106 - kodyktk (04/04/2013) [-]
Hit head when four, remembers hitting head when 4. beepboopbopLOGIC
#89 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oooh naked you say?
PIC PLEASE!
#92 to #89 - Falkor (04/04/2013) [-]
you need to be a little more discrete than that
User avatar #84 - shredheadxd (04/04/2013) [-]
>10 years old
>humping pillow furiously at my aunts house
>aunt walks in and calmly tells me to get off her pillow
>most embarrassing moment of life
#125 - awildniglet (04/04/2013) [-]
**awildniglet rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Curious owl **
#165 - dayasalion (04/04/2013) [-]
>6 years old
>running around house naked as per usual
>walk down cramped hallway where there's a turned on heater
>tip of penis touches said heater
>scream like baby alpha
>mom comes in and tell her what happened
>mfw she starts rubbing my penis with Vaseline to soothe the burn.
#157 - fiddlestickz (04/04/2013) [-]
furiously?
furiously?
#144 - ianosity (04/04/2013) [-]
This situation seems kinda....Flaky. I'm sorry, don't kill me.
#130 - yipkendu (04/04/2013) [-]
**yipkendu rolls 98**
User avatar #116 - iveseensomethings (04/04/2013) [-]
>Very young
>Grounded to room
>specifically recall hearing "Don't leave your room!"
>Suddenly have to piss
>Can't leave room
>Piss in corner
>Open door and reveal this new information to the adults
>"just...just go outside."
+1
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#164 - thetoastofalltoast (04/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**thetoastofalltoast rolls 13** know what else is great?
User avatar #173 to #170 - thetoastofalltoast (04/04/2013) [-]
**thetoastofalltoast rolls 486**
#133 - zombiemanic (04/04/2013) [-]
**zombiemanic rolled a random comment #3 posted by keemaun at desc ** :
 what my response to this is, because i can't think of my on.
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User avatar #120 - Rahmaniac (04/04/2013) [-]
Wait, this isn't how you normally eat Frosted Flakes?




**** , then I've been doing it wrong my entire life.
User avatar #29 - winsauceiswin (04/03/2013) [-]
future /b/tard
#9 - kingoflulzfool (04/03/2013) [-]
LMFAO !@!!!@!@!@!@!!!@@@
LMFAO !@!!!@!@!@!@!!!@@@
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