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#91 - helenwheels
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(04/03/2013) [-]
If there is prof the options are getting better why stop going?
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#156 to #131 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
sure you can.
I'm happy with what I have. But if I where told I there was something that could improve it then is there a logical reason not to?
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#163 to #161 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
So if your boss offered you a pay raise with no catch whatsoever you would turn them down for no reason other than your already satisfied?
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#166 to #164 - helenwheels
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Okay then, you're just looking for loop holes but that has nothing to do with the your argument. You're saying if you are satisfied, I propose if you are satisfied but where offered a chance to move up why would you not. Your response is "What if I wasn't?"

lets assume you get a pay raise because minimum wage just went up and despite your small salary you where satisfied
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#171 to #169 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
"cant you be happy with what youve got?"
#172 to #171 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#174 to #172 - helenwheels
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Besides, it should make you happy to give to charity.
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#173 to #172 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Or stuff.
#142 to #131 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I hope you win the lottery just so I can watch the irony sail right over your head as you cash in your winnings.
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#149 to #147 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You apparently let the point fly right over your head, too.
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#134 to #131 - anon
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Not if I'm being told explicitly that it keeps getting better.
Why the **** would anyone stop when that it is the entire premise of the store?
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#180 - sexyuncledolan
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(04/04/2013) [-]
REPOST!
REPOST!
#192 to #180 - mickeymichleson
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#146 - takers
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(04/04/2013) [-]
This is pretty stupid. It says that it gets better as you go up so who wouldn't keep going?? It doesn't say that there's a risk that it'll get worse. This joke had potential but it was badly presented.
#143 - methead
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(04/04/2013) [-]
These women love sex have money AND are ATTRACTIVE.

cooking is optional because money could buy it.
all i need
#28 - joshwontwon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
okay, if the value keeps going up, then floor six contradicts that.
#35 to #28 - zoltardify
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(04/03/2013) [-]
no, because floor 6 proves a point men have been arguing since the beginning of time... that is the ultimate value
#2 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
But you know... for the sake of knowledge... What is on floor 3, 4, 5 and 6?
#6 to #2 - deezknuts
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Jennifer Lawrence
#8 to #2 - iloveburzum ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Above floor two is men. Men and faggotry. No true man has gone beyond floor two. Floor one satisfied all.
#4 to #2 - duckking
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(04/03/2013) [-]
who cares
#7 to #2 - dabronydude
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(04/03/2013) [-]
i think,
floor 3 is loving sex, money and is hot (poor others that picked 2)
floor 4 is all of the above and is a gamer
floor 5 is all of the above and loves 3 somes and is bi
floor 6 is the same as the comic.
#9 to #7 - xmattx
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I still doubt any would venture to floor 6. I don't think I'd even pass floor 4 :P
#17 to #9 - redstonealchemist
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(04/03/2013) [-]
you'd be surprised how many female gamers are bi
#151 - tunasandwhich
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**tunasandwhich rolled a random image posted in comment #1482041 at Friendly ** rage comics are dead and gay
#187 to #151 - alphawolffifteen
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(04/04/2013) [-]
With the order of dead and gay like that I can't help but think of a course laying on the ground. Then some dude comes by and rubs its ass or something, giving it a dead-boner, thus making it gay.
#191 to #187 - tunasandwhich
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**tunasandwhich rolled a random image posted in comment #3426162 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
#150 - coolfuzzy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I would've gone to six just out of curiosity
#154 to #150 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
well aren't you special
#183 to #150 - hardongo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
sooooo you are totally straight then...
#184 to #183 - coolfuzzy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I bet you'd like to know
I bet you'd like to know
#186 to #184 - hardongo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i think the appropriate term is bi curious since you just stated that you would go " out of curiosity "
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#73 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
epic le 9gag phunny guyz am i kuul yet xddddddddddddddddd
#89 to #73 - codyxvasco
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Ugh...do you think you're helping?
#162 - rmdx
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Well... did they get the woman ?
#159 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
but what if the women were ugly
#158 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
can a women make a man a millionaire?
yes, but only if he was a billionaire
#182 to #158 - steezmachine
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(04/04/2013) [-]
*woman
#148 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
minecraft very cool
#96 - ZLozier
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(04/03/2013) [-]
the wife store level 3 should be sumthing along the lines of these women love sex, have money, and play video games, lvl 4 would be these woman love sex, have money, play video games, and can make great sandwichs when asked but yea js
#101 to #96 - alphajunk
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Again with the "OMG IF SHE'D PLAY VIDEO GAMEZ DAT WULD B SO HOTT!1!"   
Come on dude. grow the **** up
Again with the "OMG IF SHE'D PLAY VIDEO GAMEZ DAT WULD B SO HOTT!1!"
Come on dude. grow the **** up
#115 to #101 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Oh no! Common interests! What a horrible thing!
#75 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
But I stopped at floor 1. :(
In this economy, a job is all you can hope for.
#71 - bowler
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(04/03/2013) [-]
right. because men would go to the "wife store". maybe the "girlfriend store" but not the wife store.
#60 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Ah, I remember having a laugh at this joke with my friend ARISTOTLE.
#69 to #60 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Ahaha.


he's dead.
#37 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
le meeme face fahnny joek XD
#22 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
have a gay friend go to the top floor of new wives.
tell me what was on each floor.
winning.
#20 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
WRONG we men stops now at floor 3!! called, These women love sex, has money AND can make the wolrds best sammich ever!!!!!