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#305 - dumbandyoung
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(04/03/2013) [-]
**dumbandyoung rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ** my weapon
#306 to #305 - dumbandyoung
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Oh, cool, I guess.
#66 - rjake
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I know the feel
i hope you guys remember this
#68 to #66 - tigersstripes
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(04/02/2013) [-]
i love those, but what were they called again? something world?
#69 to #68 - rjake
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(04/02/2013) [-]
eddsworld. the animator and voice actor for edd died of cancer recently
#72 to #69 - tigersstripes
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Thanks!
Thanks!
#71 to #69 - tigersstripes
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yeah, i had heard that. :(.
#90 to #66 - potatotown
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I ******* remember that   
   
Remember when flash videos were the absolute **** and Newgrounds was still good?   
   
   
yup... those were the days
I ******* remember that

Remember when flash videos were the absolute **** and Newgrounds was still good?


yup... those were the days
#31 - IAmManbearpig
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(04/02/2013) [-]
unless they're White Walkers, then you're screwed if you don't use fire.
#374 - itsbendingtime
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(04/03/2013) [-]
>water boils at 100 degrees
>the brain is 75% water
>the m2 flamethrower produces flames in excess of 1200 degrees
>flamethrowers kill zombies.
#377 to #374 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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So you're saying that water boils at 3 degrees hotter than the average humans body temp?
#381 to #377 - itsbendingtime
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I'm talking Celsius here, what ******* pleb still uses Fahrenheit?
#383 to #381 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/03/2013) [-]
******* America that's who!
#384 to #383 - itsbendingtime
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Well your system sucks.


Oh and its aluminium, not aluminum.
#379 to #377 - tunotoo ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Celsius
#387 to #374 - fuzzyballs
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I was going to mention that
kinda like how the walking dead has plenty of logic flaws
#275 - cactusphalus
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roll image <-- what I'll do in a zombie apocalypse
#289 to #275 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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*roll image * take out the space.
#294 to #289 - thisisspartah
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**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #3722309 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
its *roll picture*
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #3722309 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
its *roll picture*
#320 to #275 - raigen
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#321 to #275 - raigen
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**raigen rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at what it all comes down to really ** I derped earlier...
#390 to #275 - mrdrpage
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**mrdrpage rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at High Dogs ** wat
#403 to #275 - leagetshitpack
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**************** rolled a random image posted in comment #1305506 at Friendly **
#413 to #275 - cactusphalus
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It's all fun and games 'till you realize I failed to roll an image =/
#296 to #275 - brothergrimm
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**brothergrimm rolled a random image posted in comment #3660861 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** let's do this!
#324 to #296 - joethebeast
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#297 to #296 - brothergrimm
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#187 - cheeziswin
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All of my friends are zombie fanatics, like me... They always say they're coming to my house if there's ever a Zombie Apocalypse, can never imagine why. I mean, all I have is...

>3 whole closets of non-perishable foods.
>2 katanas, 8 hatchets, 2 chainsaws, 5 hammers, a bunch of other melee "weapons."
>Basement full of more food, rifles, pistols, a few shotguns, and a ******** of ammo.
>I live in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a pointed metal fence.


I just can't figure it out...
#161 - furryflava
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i think that society wouldn't collapse if a zombie apocalypse would happen
i think that everything would be the same except that there would be zombies scattered around everywhere
there will still be a ********* of food,electricity,and stores too,only difference is that they would have a big sell on ammo and guns.
and im sure that scientist would have their asses on a cure immediately when the first outbreak happens aswell so we don't need to worry about medicine/antibiotics.
plus i think the IQ levels would dramatically increase sense all the dumbasses are already bitten.
so im fairly certain that nothing would be serious if a zombie apocalypse did happen.
#168 to #161 - AnomynousUser
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"only difference is they would have a big sell on ammo and guns"
You don't live in the US, do you?
#169 to #168 - furryflava
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actually i do live in the U.S.
i didn't say if it would be a big increase sell or decrease did i?
#175 to #169 - AnomynousUser
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I'm pretty sure we couldn't have an increase... It's nearly impossible to buy any as is with all the hoarders and resellers. The only way you could would be from other people for stupid prices.
#171 to #169 - andrewjla
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you mean sale?
#177 to #171 - furryflava
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theres proof that im american XD
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#164 to #161 - furryflava
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inb4 grammar nazi's tell me im gonna become a zombie because of my bad grammar
#146 - lametitan
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#141 - ishotthedeputy
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So wait, and please correct me if I'm wrong because I'm not very well-versed in biology. If the zombie apocalypse is going to happen like we all say it will (i.e. dead rise, eat our flesh, can only kill them with headshot), then wouldn't it only last for a few months since the bodies will end up decomposing with no brain activity?
#152 to #141 - doctorpibber
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(04/03/2013) [-]
exactly, In fact if you want to beat them, just go somewhere hot. They will desiccate in the sun due to lack of water and then you'll have zombie jerky for all the family!
#178 to #152 - thezillis
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Go to the American south. Hot weather + fat people = meat explosion
#122 - anon
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Hmm... No. Their corpses are made of carbon. Make sure they stay lit and they'll burn out.
#136 to #122 - thatnerdyguy
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This could take sometime, enough time for them to kill you.
#190 to #136 - ricrolledbitch
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(04/03/2013) [-]
how long could it take? its not like zombies go around drinking water their bodies would dry out and the muscles would just burn up
#24 - anon
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Zombies aren't real, grow the **** up. It is scientifically impossible to reanimate the dead. Just a few minutes without oxygen does severe, irreversible damage to the brain. Only 5 year olds with over active imaginations believe in zombies. It's childish and immature.
#40 to #24 - trostell
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Except there's been recorded instances of a rare mutation in some African mosquito-borne parasites that cause brain-death, then re-activate the brain 5 minutes to an hour later, though this generally only lasts 2-3 hours before the brain dies again.
#42 to #24 - techketzer
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(04/02/2013) [-]
2/10
Try harder.
#44 to #42 - anon
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Why did you give me a grade? I'm not trying to troll... i'm being dead serious. Zombies aren't real.
#46 to #44 - techketzer
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There is little need to remind people that the work of fiction they are talking about is indeed fictional.
#87 to #24 - cheatman
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Re-animation from the dead, no, but viral and medicinal zombiefication is highly possible.
#193 to #87 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Too bad that's not a zombie than... that's a mental virus or something.

Zombie - the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
#196 to #193 - cheatman
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Definitions change on almost a daily basis, a zombie now days can really be catergorized by wether they act on the body's own volition or not, if the host is aware, and how the host reacts towards others, infected or otherwise.

However, there has been instances where re-animation of dead tissue has happened, but in most, if not all cases, the re-animation was conducted through experimentation.

There aren't any true undead zombies YET, but with how fast science is progressing and how many people abuse such knowledge, it'll probably happen soon.
#38 to #24 - mrblueftw
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(04/02/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
You must be fun at parties.
#55 to #24 - unclaimedusername
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#64 to #24 - mrblueftw
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Neither are pony's, or vampires. the point isn't to have a reality, its to take yourself in another.
#65 to #64 - simbasa
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I'm pretty sure pony's exist.
#67 to #65 - mrblueftw
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Im talking twilight sparkle ponys, not actual horses.
#84 to #64 - anon
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How about you live in the real world instead of your little fantasy world? At some point you need to grow up. It's pathetic when a 25 year old man is talking about MLP or zombies...
#26 to #24 - zekest
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anon, sthap...
#29 to #26 - anon
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Stop what? Living in reality? Sony but they're not real. Welcome to the real world.
#32 to #29 - Lainge
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No fun allowed.
#13 - reaperssprint ONLINE
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How to survive a zombie apocalypse. Shark chain mail and a bludgeoning weapon. Choose any other weapon you please.
#101 to #13 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/03/2013) [-]
chain mail is loud and chaffes, plus it won't stop bites from breaking bones.
#197 to #13 - methead
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what would happen if they gang up on you? they might not be able to bite through your armor, but you will be ******* raped and ripped to shreds eventually
#408 to #197 - reaperssprint ONLINE
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They're zombies, they gang up on you in any case you're ******. Still better off with protection.
#39 to #13 - YourName
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I think I would favor a katana in such circumstances.
#97 to #39 - reaperssprint ONLINE
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To each their own. I just personally feel that nothing could beat Shark Chain Mail in such a situation. I mean, if a shark can't bite through it easily, then a zombie sure as hell isn't.
#3 - FAILtim
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according to this book. fire is the worst thing to use. the only thing you'll do is create a walking ball of flame. that will eventualy die when the flesh is burned so far that it's not moveable anymore.

I know it's fictional and untrue. But it still makes abit of sence right ? It's actualy fun to read because I like the horror fictional scenes zombies werewolves and ( terrifying ) vampires. one of the few books that's I've ever read out of curiosity. ( The zombie survival guide ).
#124 to #3 - iwishiwasfunny
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Also according to the book a flamethrower is a terrible weapon, Fuel's hard to find, its heavy, and just plain inconvenient.
#10 to #3 - huskygunner
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if anything this book is a great guide for survival in any sort of "apocalyptic event" The potentials for the type of zombies is basically limitless and it does cover a few but there's never a definite.
#59 to #3 - jakeattack
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well another person said heat causes muscles to contract, but still its not that far out of the question. vampires and werewolves not so much but zombies are actually a possibility. unlikely but still, viruses could cause some crazy things
#60 to #59 - FAILtim
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I screwed up with placing it in the sentence. I'm interested in the lore behind werewolves zombies and vampires. this book is specialy about dealing with the &quot;infected&quot; if a catastrophy might occur.    
   
sorry for the confussion.
I screwed up with placing it in the sentence. I'm interested in the lore behind werewolves zombies and vampires. this book is specialy about dealing with the "infected" if a catastrophy might occur.

sorry for the confussion.
#348 - spidermanthreading
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This is always fun. Roll of Gorrilla Tape. I guess I can tape their mouths and hands
#349 to #348 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/03/2013) [-]
A small statue of Buddah. His philosophy was always against war, unless it's zombies. In which case **** them up!!!
#382 to #348 - tunotoo ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Can of mountaindew code red

so ******
#401 to #348 - angelaamputate
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My boyfriend well I'm ******......
#361 to #348 - lilrayofsunshine
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gummy worms... im so ******
gummy worms... im so ******
#362 to #348 - limegreentomatoes
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Well, the closest things to me on my left is a stick that's left from my broken floorball club and a knife... A bit behind those there is hot glue. I guess I'm making myself a spear this time.
#367 to #348 - arstya
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Shot glass. Well, at least I won't feel it, and they'll get a nice buzz.
#385 to #348 - youxbarstard ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Well I have a choice of a wooden sword, a cane stick or my old computer.

I SHALL END THEM WITH THE GLORY OF WINDOWS XP!
#326 - Eventually
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Flamethrowers are actually a net positive. While not a first choice of weapon, the zombies will still die over time allowing you to outrun them. If you were planning to be close enough to be burned, you may have some other issues to deal with
#299 - benedicto
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that would smell
SO.
*******.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
#300 to #299 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Ooooor would it smell like delicious chicken!
#115 - sirbutterballs
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OKAY Zombie survival ideas!
My plan would be to find a ton of large scuba diving air canisters, find a large body bag, and go inside of it. I would crawl around during the day, standing still whenever an un-dead ************ looks at me, and during the night I would look around for food and other useful materials. Every time I would run low on oxygen tanks I'd just go back and get more. Once they're all gone I would have stockpiled as much food into a vault/bunker living then I'd face the problems as they came.
#123 to #115 - anon
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^Breathing using scuba gear and rebreathers would proabably be a very good idea since some zombies detect carbon dioxide from your breath.
#34 - tomthehippie
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Flames damage muscle tissue, which zombies still need to move.

There for, low temp fire, bad.

High temp fire, bad for a minute, then better.

So it's about juggling risks.
#17 - dracowulfz
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Well if the zombies are dead people the cells in the body will eventually be too weak to move and will dry out so the best thing to do is find a safe place and hide.
#9 - kubideh
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I always find myself getting cornered in these kinds of games

I'm not a fan of them anymore