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#305 - dumbandyoung (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**dumbandyoung rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ** my weapon
#185 - Schadenfreude (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, that depends on the zombie, eh?
Well, that depends on the zombie, eh?
User avatar #203 to #185 - lastofthedovakhiin (04/03/2013) [-]
First thought. ******* Draugr.
#66 - rjake (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I know the feel
i hope you guys remember this
#374 - itsbendingtime (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>water boils at 100 degrees
>the brain is 75% water
>the m2 flamethrower produces flames in excess of 1200 degrees
>flamethrowers kill zombies.
User avatar #275 - cactusphalus ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
roll image <-- what I'll do in a zombie apocalypse
#296 to #275 - brothergrimm (04/03/2013) [-]
**brothergrimm rolled a random image posted in comment #3660861 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** let's do this!
User avatar #187 - cheeziswin ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
All of my friends are zombie fanatics, like me... They always say they're coming to my house if there's ever a Zombie Apocalypse, can never imagine why. I mean, all I have is...

>3 whole closets of non-perishable foods.
>2 katanas, 8 hatchets, 2 chainsaws, 5 hammers, a bunch of other melee "weapons."
>Basement full of more food, rifles, pistols, a few shotguns, and a ******** of ammo.
>I live in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a pointed metal fence.

I just can't figure it out...
User avatar #161 - furryflava (04/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i think that society wouldn't collapse if a zombie apocalypse would happen
i think that everything would be the same except that there would be zombies scattered around everywhere
there will still be a ********* of food,electricity,and stores too,only difference is that they would have a big sell on ammo and guns.
and im sure that scientist would have their asses on a cure immediately when the first outbreak happens aswell so we don't need to worry about medicine/antibiotics.
plus i think the IQ levels would dramatically increase sense all the dumbasses are already bitten.
so im fairly certain that nothing would be serious if a zombie apocalypse did happen.
User avatar #164 to #161 - furryflava (04/03/2013) [-]
inb4 grammar nazi's tell me im gonna become a zombie because of my bad grammar
#141 - ishotthedeputy (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So wait, and please correct me if I'm wrong because I'm not very well-versed in biology. If the zombie apocalypse is going to happen like we all say it will (i.e. dead rise, eat our flesh, can only kill them with headshot), then wouldn't it only last for a few months since the bodies will end up decomposing with no brain activity?
#122 - Womens Study Major (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hmm... No. Their corpses are made of carbon. Make sure they stay lit and they'll burn out.
User avatar #136 to #122 - thatnerdyguy (04/03/2013) [-]
This could take sometime, enough time for them to kill you.
#24 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Zombies aren't real, grow the **** up. It is scientifically impossible to reanimate the dead. Just a few minutes without oxygen does severe, irreversible damage to the brain. Only 5 year olds with over active imaginations believe in zombies. It's childish and immature.
#26 to #24 - zekest (04/02/2013) [-]
anon, sthap...
User avatar #13 - reaperssprint (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How to survive a zombie apocalypse. Shark chain mail and a bludgeoning weapon. Choose any other weapon you please.
#3 - FAILtim (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
according to this book. fire is the worst thing to use. the only thing you'll do is create a walking ball of flame. that will eventualy die when the flesh is burned so far that it's not moveable anymore.

I know it's fictional and untrue. But it still makes abit of sence right ? It's actualy fun to read because I like the horror fictional scenes zombies werewolves and ( terrifying ) vampires. one of the few books that's I've ever read out of curiosity. ( The zombie survival guide ).
#60 to #59 - FAILtim (04/02/2013) [-]
I screwed up with placing it in the sentence. I'm interested in the lore behind werewolves zombies and vampires. this book is specialy about dealing with the &quot;infected&quot; if a catastrophy might occur.    
sorry for the confussion.
I screwed up with placing it in the sentence. I'm interested in the lore behind werewolves zombies and vampires. this book is specialy about dealing with the "infected" if a catastrophy might occur.

sorry for the confussion.
#332 - maorox (04/03/2013) [-]
How to survive a zombie apocalypse
User avatar #299 - benedicto (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that would smell
******* .
User avatar #300 to #299 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [-]
Ooooor would it smell like delicious chicken!
#252 - mordormemes (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#267 to #252 - caplocker (04/03/2013) [-]
[wonders what the deleted URL was]
#34 - tomthehippie (04/02/2013) [-]
Flames damage muscle tissue, which zombies still need to move.

There for, low temp fire, bad.

High temp fire, bad for a minute, then better.

So it's about juggling risks.
#17 - dracowulfz (04/02/2013) [-]
Well if the zombies are dead people the cells in the body will eventually be too weak to move and will dry out so the best thing to do is find a safe place and hide.
User avatar #9 - kubideh (04/02/2013) [-]
I always find myself getting cornered in these kinds of games

I'm not a fan of them anymore
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