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#190 - asleepyplatypus (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In all honesty, I want necromorphs more than zombies....
That's just me though
#215 - DrBobsPatient (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**DrBobsPatient rolled a random image posted in comment #1640 at I think i'll live ** this will be my companion or weapon during the zombie apocalypse
-6
#188 - lolfire has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #206 to #188 - DrBobsPatient (04/02/2013) [-]
the imagination of a 12 year old at it's finest....
#172 - finni (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Those who will die in a zombie apocalypse are the ones trying to kill the zombies, or staying at places where there exists a lot of people, while those who'll live are the ones who try to avoid urban areas and such, any place that used to be filled with a lot of people and such.    
   
Staying at the countryside or up in the mountains is much safer as it would mostly be less zombies and bandits there. Very few people live on the countryside/in the mountains so there will be few zombies there and bandits, although might always be on the move, look for places to raid.   
   
The key is to avoid places, not to engage them as a superhero and try to rid it of zombies. But eventually, every place will fall. There's never going to be a place safe enough. Either bandits or a zombie horde will get you, so always keep on the move, or be ready to move.
Those who will die in a zombie apocalypse are the ones trying to kill the zombies, or staying at places where there exists a lot of people, while those who'll live are the ones who try to avoid urban areas and such, any place that used to be filled with a lot of people and such.

Staying at the countryside or up in the mountains is much safer as it would mostly be less zombies and bandits there. Very few people live on the countryside/in the mountains so there will be few zombies there and bandits, although might always be on the move, look for places to raid.

The key is to avoid places, not to engage them as a superhero and try to rid it of zombies. But eventually, every place will fall. There's never going to be a place safe enough. Either bandits or a zombie horde will get you, so always keep on the move, or be ready to move.
User avatar #52 - peanutbuttahjellah (04/02/2013) [-]
Implying a virus that re-animates the dead were to come into existence, people are already so paranoid about a possible zombie outbreak that you might lose a few thousand people if it's not caught soon enough.
User avatar #239 - vladcobhc (04/02/2013) [-]
This scene somehow reminded me of part in Saints Row 3 with all the zombies.
#230 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Find an island. You just survived the zombie apocalypse.
#221 - Elemental ONLINE (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**Elemental rolled a random image posted in comment #18125 at Religion Board ** To aid me in my zombie endeavors...
#220 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
A zombie apocalypse will never happen with a military. A zombie can't destroy a tank, jet, helicopter, Humvee, etc.
User avatar #201 - thedynamicman (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know, it's really interesting reading all of these zombie apocalypse plans everybody has
#184 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
I'd like to think that I would last a SOLID 45 minutes.
User avatar #181 - titsequalthumbs (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Like we go outside anyways
#178 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I disagree, at this point i feel like the zombie apocalypse wouldn't be able to even start considering how easy it is to kill them when they don't outnumber you, so it would be nearly impossible for them to work up their numbers to an apocalyptic point.
#148 - defacedcreeper (04/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
How to survive:   
>Get a generator, treadmill, rappel equipment, welding equipment, heavy beams, nails or whatever, a form of shelter, food and water and bullets and (duh)   
>find the tallest building in a city   
>climb that 						****					 to the roof   
>Nail treadmill to the stairs so no one can get through   
>turn on treadmill with generator plugged in so people slip off   
zombie proofed roof   
>weld beams to roof for rappel 						****					   
>add rappel 						****					   
new survivors and food and whatever can get to roof   
>add shelter stuffs   
weather proofed roof   
>learn parkour skillz in spare time   
>jump roof top to roof top avoiding all te zombies   
BOOM! Now all you have to do is wait
How to survive:
>Get a generator, treadmill, rappel equipment, welding equipment, heavy beams, nails or whatever, a form of shelter, food and water and bullets and (duh)
>find the tallest building in a city
>climb that **** to the roof
>Nail treadmill to the stairs so no one can get through
>turn on treadmill with generator plugged in so people slip off
zombie proofed roof
>weld beams to roof for rappel ****
>add rappel ****
new survivors and food and whatever can get to roof
>add shelter stuffs
weather proofed roof
>learn parkour skillz in spare time
>jump roof top to roof top avoiding all te zombies
BOOM! Now all you have to do is wait
User avatar #187 to #156 - murrlogic (04/02/2013) [-]
Anon has forgotten that The Zombies are like "The Flood" from Halo best way to kill them is to Starve them to death.
User avatar #78 - kasperscar (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Play Project zomboid, See how long you last, I lasted a month and 13 days, But that was cause i ate all the food then decided i need more, Went out ran into a apartment, tons of zombies attacking, Died. Really good game, Check it out.
#33 - golbot (04/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Tanks dont even have ******* keys. get in one, start the bitch up, and load of the .50 cal on top. no more zombies.
User avatar #75 to #71 - asschwitz (04/02/2013) [-]
By 'we' I was referring to the US in general, I live here so I tend to say 'we'.
User avatar #8 - rynkar (04/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
funny thing about a zombie apocalypse, its all about brains, not brawn, so I'm sure I could make it, at least for a while.
#9 to #8 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
Unless of course it was an airborn virus with a long incubation period. In that case half the world could be infected before any turned. Then it doesn't really matter how smart you are...you are probably already going to die.
User avatar #210 - DrBobsPatient (04/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
why is everyone wanting to have a huge group of survivors? i'd want less... i mean not just one other person, but maybe 4 or 5
#204 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
My Zombie plan?

Let the Military handle it like every Zombie movie/game ever forgets to take into account.

Seriously. You ******* are goddamn stupid, thinking this could actually happen in a first world country with at least a semi-competent military.

"LOL IM GONNA GET ON MY ROOF WITH MY GUN AND MY DOG AND WAIT IT OUT" No, you're gonna fall off your roof and get torn to pieces you stupid redneck.
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