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#39 - chancevance (04/02/2013) [+] (20 replies)
My step-dad is Chief of Police in a town in Texas.

`Nuff said.
#137 to #132 - chancevance (04/02/2013) [-]
We've already gone past the point of red thumbs mattering, which is why I brought it up in a sarcastic fashion as that's as close to "scathing me" as you could possibly ever get. I don't give two ***** if you thumb me down once or twice, I don't even give a single **** .

Also, no, you idiotic *************** I never once insisted you insulted "me" but rather Texas in general. You use periods to separate sentences without capitalization, you don't know how to spell "Wouldn't", you forget to capitalize I when you use it in conjunction with will, and you claim Greenland's not generally a frozen hellhole, being called a retard by you couldn't be any less insulting.
#215 - DrBobsPatient (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**DrBobsPatient rolled a random image posted in comment #1640 at I think i'll live ** this will be my companion or weapon during the zombie apocalypse
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User avatar #206 to #188 - DrBobsPatient (04/02/2013) [-]
the imagination of a 12 year old at it's finest....
#172 - finni (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Those who will die in a zombie apocalypse are the ones trying to kill the zombies, or staying at places where there exists a lot of people, while those who'll live are the ones who try to avoid urban areas and such, any place that used to be filled with a lot of people and such.    
   
Staying at the countryside or up in the mountains is much safer as it would mostly be less zombies and bandits there. Very few people live on the countryside/in the mountains so there will be few zombies there and bandits, although might always be on the move, look for places to raid.   
   
The key is to avoid places, not to engage them as a superhero and try to rid it of zombies. But eventually, every place will fall. There's never going to be a place safe enough. Either bandits or a zombie horde will get you, so always keep on the move, or be ready to move.
Those who will die in a zombie apocalypse are the ones trying to kill the zombies, or staying at places where there exists a lot of people, while those who'll live are the ones who try to avoid urban areas and such, any place that used to be filled with a lot of people and such.

Staying at the countryside or up in the mountains is much safer as it would mostly be less zombies and bandits there. Very few people live on the countryside/in the mountains so there will be few zombies there and bandits, although might always be on the move, look for places to raid.

The key is to avoid places, not to engage them as a superhero and try to rid it of zombies. But eventually, every place will fall. There's never going to be a place safe enough. Either bandits or a zombie horde will get you, so always keep on the move, or be ready to move.
User avatar #52 - peanutbuttahjellah (04/02/2013) [-]
Implying a virus that re-animates the dead were to come into existence, people are already so paranoid about a possible zombie outbreak that you might lose a few thousand people if it's not caught soon enough.
User avatar #239 - vladcobhc (04/02/2013) [-]
This scene somehow reminded me of part in Saints Row 3 with all the zombies.
#230 - fefe (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Find an island. You just survived the zombie apocalypse.
#222 - fefe (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"LOL GUISE I PLAY BLACK OPS ZOMBIES I CAN TOTALLY SURVIVE IN A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE"

~Everyone that has ever made a Zombie Survival Plan ever.
#279 to #231 - fuckincanuck (04/02/2013) [-]
those are some wicked books man, kudos!
#221 - Elemental (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**Elemental rolled a random image posted in comment #18125 at Religion Board ** To aid me in my zombie endeavors...
User avatar #201 - thedynamicman (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know, it's really interesting reading all of these zombie apocalypse plans everybody has
User avatar #181 - titsequalthumbs (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Like we go outside anyways
#178 - fefe (04/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I disagree, at this point i feel like the zombie apocalypse wouldn't be able to even start considering how easy it is to kill them when they don't outnumber you, so it would be nearly impossible for them to work up their numbers to an apocalyptic point.
User avatar #189 to #178 - psykobear (04/02/2013) [-]
Anon has a point.
Everyone acts like the world would be decimated, but those who are infected would most likely be quarantined.
If it got out of government control, people have seen enough hype about zombies to know to stay away form them.
Barricades would be much more effective than movies let on, as rotting muscles would not easily break boards.
But none of this is relevant, since this will never happen.
#148 - defacedcreeper (04/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
How to survive:   
>Get a generator, treadmill, rappel equipment, welding equipment, heavy beams, nails or whatever, a form of shelter, food and water and bullets and (duh)   
>find the tallest building in a city   
>climb that 			****		 to the roof   
>Nail treadmill to the stairs so no one can get through   
>turn on treadmill with generator plugged in so people slip off   
zombie proofed roof   
>weld beams to roof for rappel 			****		   
>add rappel 			****		   
new survivors and food and whatever can get to roof   
>add shelter stuffs   
weather proofed roof   
>learn parkour skillz in spare time   
>jump roof top to roof top avoiding all te zombies   
BOOM! Now all you have to do is wait
How to survive:
>Get a generator, treadmill, rappel equipment, welding equipment, heavy beams, nails or whatever, a form of shelter, food and water and bullets and (duh)
>find the tallest building in a city
>climb that **** to the roof
>Nail treadmill to the stairs so no one can get through
>turn on treadmill with generator plugged in so people slip off
zombie proofed roof
>weld beams to roof for rappel ****
>add rappel ****
new survivors and food and whatever can get to roof
>add shelter stuffs
weather proofed roof
>learn parkour skillz in spare time
>jump roof top to roof top avoiding all te zombies
BOOM! Now all you have to do is wait
User avatar #187 to #156 - murrlogic (04/02/2013) [-]
Anon has forgotten that The Zombies are like "The Flood" from Halo best way to kill them is to Starve them to death.
User avatar #78 - kasperscar (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Play Project zomboid, See how long you last, I lasted a month and 13 days, But that was cause i ate all the food then decided i need more, Went out ran into a apartment, tons of zombies attacking, Died. Really good game, Check it out.
#33 - golbot (04/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Tanks dont even have ******* keys. get in one, start the bitch up, and load of the .50 cal on top. no more zombies.
User avatar #75 to #71 - asschwitz (04/02/2013) [-]
By 'we' I was referring to the US in general, I live here so I tend to say 'we'.
User avatar #8 - rynkar (04/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
funny thing about a zombie apocalypse, its all about brains, not brawn, so I'm sure I could make it, at least for a while.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rynkar (04/01/2013) [-]
everyone in the walking dead is infected....
#286 - aulubear (04/03/2013) [-]
MFW the idea of people's zombie survival plans failing miserably and them dying is a bandwagon that a lot of people have fallen into lately.

Quite honestly, if some zombie apocalypse happens, they're just going to get wiped out so goddamn quickly. If they aren't, something has gone horribly wrong, and a lot of people would progress with their plans. Sure, lots would fail by getting overwhelmed, but the people who have seriously considered the situation have accepted the fact they might not survive forever. The idea has come up many a time with my brothers and I, and we've pretty much put together something that would get us along for a while. I'm really the only chink in the plan, seeing as I need medications and such every now and again.
User avatar #140 - jellywolf (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Honestly in the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, its all luck on whether or not you survive.
They guy who's prepared for this **** with a fallout shelter and ten years of food/water, could be out in public and be one of the first infected. While the skeptic who never thought it would happen heard about while he was safe at home and locked himself up in his neighbors fallout shelter.
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#30 - fefe (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i got a baseball bat always at the side of my bed and my dad has a hunting shotgun and ammo so yeah....
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