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User avatar #96 - garymotherfinoak (03/30/2013) [-]
90% of all percentages on the internet are made up.
User avatar #81 - greatcornholio (03/30/2013) [-]
The other 23% are all dead.
#78 - memescomefromb (03/30/2013) [-]
I doubt it. They're being vectored by ATC the whole time
I doubt it. They're being vectored by ATC the whole time
#156 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
And what about the other 23%??? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!
User avatar #176 to #156 - steamwhistler (03/31/2013) [-]
they didn't...
#201 to #156 - ivelization (03/31/2013) [-]
they never woke up again o.O
User avatar #185 to #145 - spamalope (03/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love that website
User avatar #135 - Lolzster (03/31/2013) [-]
At any time, according to this post, at least 14.19% of the worlds planes are unpiloted.
#114 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
Coffee
#121 to #114 - toastycracker (03/31/2013) [-]
Can I have some?
Can I have some?
#127 to #121 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (03/31/2013) [-]
When has Gibbs ever asked for coffee????
When has Gibbs ever asked for coffee????
User avatar #152 to #127 - toastycracker (03/31/2013) [-]
This is true...
#92 - peyko (03/30/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Rock the Casbah ** Anyone have the picture of the girl, who is sitting on the cauch taking a fake staged picture for a facebook update of her having a good time at home with her cat?

Some one please deliver :/
User avatar #106 to #92 - thesuperhanz (03/31/2013) [-]
ROCK THE CASBAH, ROCK THE CASBAH
#91 - neverposting (03/30/2013) [-]
My cousin is a pilot and I can assure you that firstly, all pilots are supposed to take naps especially on long flight and also that planes fly themselves so it does not mstter if both fall asleep unless they are taking off and landing, and most times both are awake during both take off and landing, and certainly one if awake.
User avatar #90 - firejarjar (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this was taken from Cracked and the logo has just been cropped off from the bottom.
User avatar #89 - ilikebuttsex ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah well nowadays the only use for a pilot is in the case of am emergency, other than that a modern jet can fly and land completely on its own
#72 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
Military pilots sometimes sleep during flight as well.
#73 to #72 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
http : // en . wikipedia . org /wiki/ Technological _ singularity
#67 - carpediam (03/30/2013) [-]
And here I was, thinking the joke was the fact that they fell asleep, and aren't the ones on the plane flying it.   
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And here I was, thinking the joke was the fact that they fell asleep, and aren't the ones on the plane flying it.
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User avatar #61 - missjessicaparker (03/30/2013) [-]
Is it 33% of all pilots, or 33% of the 43% that fall asleep?
User avatar #32 - drunkasaurus (03/30/2013) [-]
Planes fly themselves, they can even take off and land by themselves, but since that's literally the only job commercial pilots have to do, and it's too risky to just not have anyone in the cockpit, they still have the pilots takeoff/land the place. Also it's kind of like an art to see how smooth you can make the landing, and no computer can do it as well as a human. Cars can also drive themselves, in about 10-15 years we'll start seeing them on the road, but obviously they're doing extensive testing to make sure they function properly in every conceivable situation. One single death caused by a self-driving car would be unacceptable. States have to have laws making them legal, I know California and Nevada already passed the law, which makes sense because Claifornia has lots of druggies and Las Vegas has lots of drunks.
User avatar #38 to #32 - asschwitz (03/30/2013) [-]
There are always situations a computer simply can't react to, for instance, the Hudson river landing, had there been no pilot they would've likely died.
#18 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
of course they fall asleep. there isn't anything else to do. The pilot's job is to get it in the air, make sure they are going to the right location and land it. everything else is just on auto-pilot. Don't get me wrong. I respect pilots and their job is obviously very demanding, but when they're already in the air, there isn't too much that they do until they get close to the destination
#17 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
according to nothing
User avatar #14 - Shiny (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, of course they fall asleep. Pilots are encouraged to sleep in shifts during long international flights, because it makes them much more alert and responsive during landing procedures.
#2 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
explains 9/11
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