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#211 - Keidis
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Shaving with the grains is seriously the best advice you could ever get for shaving.

If you shave against them the first go, you'll probably rip your whole face off. Though, I prefer to go from right to left, then from bottom to top, instead of shaving with the grains, to add one less step.

And you should brush your teeth before you put on any clothes that can be stained by tooth paste. You never know when you'll have a tard moment and hold your mouth open.
#199 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure a hobo will think about having worked more.
#195 - wersand
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(03/28/2013) [-]
And here I sit on Funnyjunk.
#163 - vegetatheprince
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Faved it, although I disagree with #8.
#146 - greenwithenvy
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Rule 36- every internet argument ever.

#39 is almost in violation of #40, why not dress how you want and attract someone more in line to you then dress to impress and get someone you're not 100% comfortable with.


Also with personal experience, Luck doesn't favor the prepared, it makes the unprepared seem over-prepared.
#125 - Gandalfthewhite
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(03/27/2013) [-]
all this makes sense, except the date bit. i always thought a film was the better idea than dinner etc. someone explain please
#128 to #125 - Gandalfthewhite
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(03/27/2013) [-]
oh wait i just read the comments
#79 - gorekaiser
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Point 27. Totally true, i would end up surprised! Either with a monocle over my eye, or a deep feelings of rejection. I approve.
#66 - gormless
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Most of these aren't even male-specific...
#72 to #66 - BadManTaliban
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(03/27/2013) [-]
and only boys learn things from their dads.
#63 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Every one has my respect, if you lose it, you don't get it back. Period!
#43 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I'll call BS on the last one. What if an ugly virgin just got hired at a porn agency for a spicey 3 way as sort of a "nerd fantasy" role, and on his way home got shot fatality? I'd wish I'd spent more time at work.
#39 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Always look people directly in the eye when speaking to them? I'm sorry but I'm swedish. I don't know but we tend to be very reserved. ******* eye contact is for "Practicly family" kinda friends or closer.
#71 to #39 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I'm Swedish too, and if you want to build a reputation for being honest, friendly, confident and/or a good guy to hire you LEARN to look people in the eye and give a firm handshake. Also sit in the front row in class and meetings. And when speaking in front of a group, stand relaxed, look at people and speak loud enough for everybody to hear you. Listen attentively even to subjects that bore you. Or maybe especially to them. Also, shyness is a negative quality, always. If you are shy, you can learn to not be, it's not even that hard. Challenge yourself.

Recipe for success right there, lad. Most people your age are lazy wet blankets with lousy language and social skills. At this point in time it's EASY to win at life. I also wish someone had told me the things above when I was 20, I had been taught like you to not put myself forward and they were WRONG!
#76 to #71 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
18. Turned last month. Will never be able to keep eye contact because ADD + Swedish + Being ******* wierd.
#210 - thatsimple
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(03/28/2013) [-]
26 and 27 are kinda contradictionary
#190 - AwesomeArthur
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(03/28/2013) [-]
This has just inspired me to finish my 1500 word essay that's in for tomorrow before i go to sleep when about 5 minutes ago i gave up and came on this site.
#45 - nazrix
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(03/27/2013) [-]
so... compliment her shoes..but don't finish last (#31)? yeah, cuz that's what women want.
#30 - yunoavailable
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#11, DO YOU EVEN LIFT!!!
#173 - sacker ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
19:
(hypothetical) I'm a guy and I'm not good with sex. How do I fake it? Tip some warm yogurt on her back?
#12 - thereisaguy
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(03/27/2013) [-]
What if it's The Great American Teach In?