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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#227 - anon id: 29bb8fec
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Here's another one: Be nice until the time comes to stop being nice.
User avatar #206 - hellspawner
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Where's the rest? We need this.
#199 - anon id: d6fd9ad6
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i'm pretty sure a hobo will think about having worked more.
#178 - leobreacker
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(03/27/2013) [-]
41 is epic...
#161 - anon id: 8d2d916e
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i like how 40 is contradicting so many others
User avatar #185 to #161 - Aleafe
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its making yourself better not changing your personality for others
User avatar #156 - luxray
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Actually needed these...
User avatar #145 - fuckthepolice
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Not sure if some numbers are blurry to accentuate more important ones or my eyes are playing tricks on me.
#122 - anon id: 968a37a9
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#26 & #27 come into immediate conflict with one another.
User avatar #39 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Always look people directly in the eye when speaking to them? I'm sorry but I'm swedish. I don't know but we tend to be very reserved. ******* eye contact is for "Practicly family" kinda friends or closer.
#71 to #39 - anon id: fa7fbd07
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I'm Swedish too, and if you want to build a reputation for being honest, friendly, confident and/or a good guy to hire you LEARN to look people in the eye and give a firm handshake. Also sit in the front row in class and meetings. And when speaking in front of a group, stand relaxed, look at people and speak loud enough for everybody to hear you. Listen attentively even to subjects that bore you. Or maybe especially to them. Also, shyness is a negative quality, always. If you are shy, you can learn to not be, it's not even that hard. Challenge yourself.

Recipe for success right there, lad. Most people your age are lazy wet blankets with lousy language and social skills. At this point in time it's EASY to win at life. I also wish someone had told me the things above when I was 20, I had been taught like you to not put myself forward and they were WRONG!
User avatar #76 to #71 - eiaisqzbsesb
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18. Turned last month. Will never be able to keep eye contact because ADD + Swedish + Being ******* wierd.
#26 - anonimoss
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#44 I'll never be as good as the Koston
User avatar #19 - monkeywithgun
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39: I thought of this and I don't have a father in my life, I feel bad ass... And terribly sad.
#210 - thatsimple
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26 and 27 are kinda contradictionary
User avatar #190 - AwesomeArthur
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This has just inspired me to finish my 1500 word essay that's in for tomorrow before i go to sleep when about 5 minutes ago i gave up and came on this site.
User avatar #45 - nazrix
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(03/27/2013) [-]
so... compliment her shoes..but don't finish last (#31)? yeah, cuz that's what women want.
User avatar #30 - yunoavailable
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#11, DO YOU EVEN LIFT!!!
User avatar #173 - sacker
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19:
(hypothetical) I'm a guy and I'm not good with sex. How do I fake it? Tip some warm yogurt on her back?
User avatar #12 - thereisaguy
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(03/27/2013) [-]
What if it's The Great American Teach In?