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#227 - Womens Study Major (03/28/2013) [-]
Here's another one: Be nice until the time comes to stop being nice.
User avatar #211 - Keidis (03/28/2013) [-]
Shaving with the grains is seriously the best advice you could ever get for shaving.

If you shave against them the first go, you'll probably rip your whole face off. Though, I prefer to go from right to left, then from bottom to top, instead of shaving with the grains, to add one less step.

And you should brush your teeth before you put on any clothes that can be stained by tooth paste. You never know when you'll have a tard moment and hold your mouth open.
User avatar #206 - hellspawner (03/28/2013) [-]
Where's the rest? We need this.
User avatar #201 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Go with the decision that will make a good story"
So then I decided "You know what, I could outrun this bear, but I think I'm going to fight it instead." And then I fought it. I may have no use of my legs now, and I would probably be dead if that park ranger didn't save me, but it was all for a good story.
#199 - Womens Study Major (03/28/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure a hobo will think about having worked more.
User avatar #196 - ScottMJfan (03/28/2013) [-]
32, 40, and 41 are so unbelievably true.

I'm just got paid for programming! One of my favorite things!

$1000 scholarship to any College I go to :D
#195 - wersand (03/28/2013) [-]
And here I sit on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #163 - vegetatheprince (03/27/2013) [-]
Faved it, although I disagree with #8.
#161 - Womens Study Major (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i like how 40 is contradicting so many others
User avatar #156 - luxray (03/27/2013) [-]
Actually needed these...
#146 - greenwithenvy (03/27/2013) [-]
Rule 36- every internet argument ever.

#39 is almost in violation of #40, why not dress how you want and attract someone more in line to you then dress to impress and get someone you're not 100% comfortable with.

Also with personal experience, Luck doesn't favor the prepared, it makes the unprepared seem over-prepared.
User avatar #125 - Gandalfthewhite (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
all this makes sense, except the date bit. i always thought a film was the better idea than dinner etc. someone explain please
User avatar #128 to #125 - Gandalfthewhite (03/27/2013) [-]
oh wait i just read the comments
User avatar #117 - omarjordan (03/27/2013) [-]
Number 19 is something I need to do...
#114 - babyanalraper (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every hat should serve a purpose. Especially fezzes, they're cool.
Every hat should serve a purpose. Especially fezzes, they're cool.
#129 to #114 - Womens Study Major (03/27/2013) [-]
Rory would never go out like a bitch. He wouldn't win, but the doctor would have a hard time flying the TARDIS with one hand.
#107 - crazyish (03/27/2013) [-]
46) Never piss in the wind
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User avatar #39 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Always look people directly in the eye when speaking to them? I'm sorry but I'm swedish. I don't know but we tend to be very reserved. ******* eye contact is for "Practicly family" kinda friends or closer.
User avatar #23 - crazycowhimself (03/27/2013) [-]
a lot of really great stuff, no. 44 is **** though
you MUST be the best at whatever you like?
#20 - drastronomy (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
too bad i am so beta i can't even talk to women outside of school....

User avatar #19 - monkeywithgun (03/27/2013) [-]
39: I thought of this and I don't have a father in my life, I feel bad ass... And terribly sad.
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