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#169 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I will be using this for future troll slaying.
#198 - infadel (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
'No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect'
#148 - turtlejizz (03/27/2013) [-]
Would of been handy.

User avatar #139 - mklost (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How could an individual fake confidence?
#151 to #139 - greenwithenvy (03/27/2013) [-]
easy. when you talk about or do something, act as though you know exactly what you are doing and you mean to do everything, even if it's your first time doing/talking about said task/subject. Be bold and don't stutter, if you're lucky, you'll scrape past but your boldness will make it look like a difficult task that you managed to do.
#229 - endlesslulz (03/28/2013) [-]
>MFW "Never take her to the movies on the first date"
>MFW "Compliment her shoes"
>MFW "Go for women out of your league"
>MFW "Always go out into public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life"
>MFW "Women find confidence sexy as hell"
>MFW my life
I had better go buy a dakimura... because it'll be my only companion
#213 - lazragoon (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

This is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, mainly because it directly applies to my life, which probably no one wants to hear about.
#242 to #241 - lazragoon (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for your interest.
When I was in 8th Grade (13 years old), I found a theater group called Starkid who were making money off the internet doing things they loved. I had been in 2 professional plays at that point, but never considered being an actress as a career. The theater group made me realize that that was what I wanted to do, deep down inside of me. So now I'm working extra hard towards my goals of going into Music Theater, and enjoying every minute of it. I don't know how I'm going to survive on it, but I'll find a way.
#208 - racrox (03/28/2013) [-]
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
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User avatar #137 - yacca (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
29 is just calling for troubles.
#123 - rza (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am imagining people crying because they never had dads when they saw these posts.
#105 - timelordeternal (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is there not a picture of Bruce Campbell to accompany this?
User avatar #33 - elbrysobrony ONLINE (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd have to disagree with 34, to be honest. Respect is not given, it's earned.
User avatar #36 to #33 - zeecan (03/27/2013) [-]
respect that people you may not know have the ability to earn it
User avatar #238 - mrgoodlove (03/28/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed this post OP thanks. My dad was never really around when I was little, but I had a mom that tried as hard as she could to make up for that. When I was little she took me to the movies, playgrounds, amusement parks and all that great stuff but I always wanted a dad to do those little guy things with. I always wanted to be one of those little kids that plays catch with his dad in a park and learns how to throw a ball. Talk about which girls I liked at school or how to shave.... I had to learn all that stuff on my own.
User avatar #98 - leaguechamp (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why not take her to the movies on the first date? what if she wants to go... i dont understand please explain.
User avatar #127 to #98 - Kalas ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
You won't be able to talk to her as much as you would if you took her somewhere else.

Talk to her more and she'll become more interested in you
#56 - humunukunukuapuaa (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.

User avatar #31 - mingmang (03/27/2013) [-]
The feels of never knowing your father.
#25 - knowstoomuch (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did #27. It did work, for a week or two. Then I learned the only reason I was able to get with is because she is super unconfident and literally insane. She gets anxiety from being in a relationship. All of my freinds were her freinds and when she broke up with me, they stuck with her. Now I have nothing.

I wish there were man tips for gambling in love and losing.
User avatar #24 - winsauceiswin (03/27/2013) [-]
rule 36 sounds like it pertains to trolling
User avatar #22 - christmouth (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#45 Osamu Tezuka's last words were: "I'm begging you, let me work!". Source en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osamu_Tezuka
User avatar #21 - bassline (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to own a pub.
User avatar #37 to #21 - PubLandlord (03/27/2013) [-]
it's pretty cool
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