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#169 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I will be using this for future troll slaying.
User avatar #149 - socketization (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks OP. My dad is a prick, and some of these are actual useful tips.
User avatar #1 - hysteriaward (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
if your at your workplace but you cant be asked to do anything, walk around with a clipboard, no-one will stop you.
User avatar #3 to #1 - notstyg (03/27/2013) [-]
how in the hell can both of your "your" 's sound perfectly normal to you...
#198 - infadel (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
'No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect'
#148 - turtlejizz (03/27/2013) [-]
Would of been handy.

dontcry.jpeg
User avatar #139 - mklost (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How could an individual fake confidence?
#151 to #139 - greenwithenvy (03/27/2013) [-]
easy. when you talk about or do something, act as though you know exactly what you are doing and you mean to do everything, even if it's your first time doing/talking about said task/subject. Be bold and don't stutter, if you're lucky, you'll scrape past but your boldness will make it look like a difficult task that you managed to do.
#229 - endlesslulz (03/28/2013) [-]
>MFW "Never take her to the movies on the first date"
>MFW "Compliment her shoes"
>MFW "Go for women out of your league"
>MFW "Always go out into public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life"
>MFW "Women find confidence sexy as hell"
>MFW my life
I had better go buy a dakimura... because it'll be my only companion
#213 - lazragoon (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

This is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, mainly because it directly applies to my life, which probably no one wants to hear about.
#242 to #241 - lazragoon (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for your interest.
When I was in 8th Grade (13 years old), I found a theater group called Starkid who were making money off the internet doing things they loved. I had been in 2 professional plays at that point, but never considered being an actress as a career. The theater group made me realize that that was what I wanted to do, deep down inside of me. So now I'm working extra hard towards my goals of going into Music Theater, and enjoying every minute of it. I don't know how I'm going to survive on it, but I'll find a way.
#208 - racrox ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
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#141 to #140 - kittymg (03/27/2013) [-]
Through*
User avatar #137 - yacca (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
29 is just calling for troubles.
#123 - rza (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am imagining people crying because they never had dads when they saw these posts.
#105 - timelordeternal (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is there not a picture of Bruce Campbell to accompany this?
User avatar #33 - elbrysobrony (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd have to disagree with 34, to be honest. Respect is not given, it's earned.
User avatar #36 to #33 - zeecan (03/27/2013) [-]
respect that people you may not know have the ability to earn it
#224 - devilmay (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm obsessed with video games, even my graduation project from college is about video games, but I can't get paid, I can't even code a website...
#219 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
What #22 reminded me of
#209 - TheFixer ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Men do not cry, men do not pout, men jack you in the fricking jaw and then say    
thanks for coming out.
Men do not cry, men do not pout, men jack you in the fricking jaw and then say
thanks for coming out.



#29 - crazyanger (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
tfw my dad didn't say any of these things. He stopped seeing me as a son when I gave up on speaking his dialect. I was 6.   
Those 						*******					 rolling RRs
tfw my dad didn't say any of these things. He stopped seeing me as a son when I gave up on speaking his dialect. I was 6.
Those ******* rolling RRs
User avatar #34 to #29 - killersyug (03/27/2013) [-]
...welsh?
User avatar #22 - christmouth (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#45 Osamu Tezuka's last words were: "I'm begging you, let me work!". Source en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osamu_Tezuka
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