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#375 - 4chan refugee (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 075** Alright **** tards
User avatar #356 - iliekcereal (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not suicidal, but this almost makes me want to kill myself, just to become a legend.
User avatar #293 - momothebear (03/27/2013) [-]
anybody else thought this was heading to xXx introduction?
#87 - tomthehippie (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Naw guys, here is ultimate suicide.

Get the fastest car you can, steal it, get a loan, what, ever, you are killing yourself anyways. Pack the truck with all the explosives you can get, doesn't matter if they are just ******* firecrackers, FILL THAT TRUNK!
Get some cash to hire a hooker, you are going to die, so it doesn't matter if she has every STD there is, she just has to be hot.
Get some speed, some heroine, some coke.
Go driving down the road, have the hooker shoot you up with heroine while you do a line of coke off her ass and do the speed, then get going as fast as you can. Be driving on the side of a cliff. Right as you blow your load, swerve off the cliff at full throttle with your dick in the hooker's mouth and several dozen pounds of what ever explosive you can get your hands on in the trunk.

Bonus points if you manage to crash your car and have it explode in a WBC protest or KKK meeting.
User avatar #85 - farn (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does someone know where i can get a cd-key of anno 2070? would be gratefull
User avatar #92 to #91 - farn (03/26/2013) [-]
i bought it no cd key... c.support is beeing a pain in the rectum
#68 - stupidundeadzombie (03/26/2013) [-]
Make sure you use that parachute right, I've had some bad Experiments with Parachutes...
User avatar #51 - jimthesquirrelking (03/26/2013) [-]
if you set the car on fire it will burn through the rope
#46 - waffies ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#34 - Spikeydeath (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how about its razor wire so your head falls off but your lifeless body is flying
#242 - bostpost (03/27/2013) [-]
**bostpost rolled a random image posted in comment #3523099 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** <--- I'd have this on my parachute for sure...
#213 - 4chan refugee (03/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9,051** if quads then women used to fly with their vaginas
User avatar #83 - jamesisawesome (03/26/2013) [-]
Here's another one:
>Find a very tall building ad stand on a ledge near the top
>Get the attention of a crowd of people
>Say "If Veronica doesn't agree to marry me in five minutes, I'll jump!" (Substitute any name you want there)
>When the imaginary girl doesn't show up, jump
>On the way down, scream "We could have had it allllllll!"
#170 - pdoering (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - fuckuberfunny (03/26/2013) [-]
** ************* rolls 6,827** ron paul for this year
#176 - ThatCoolGuy has deleted their comment [-]
#127 - 4chan refugee (03/26/2013) [-]
Get a sturdy wire
Tie it into a noose
Attach it to the edge of a balcony
Put it around your neck
Super glue your hands to the sides of your head
Looks like you pulled off your own head
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