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User avatar #45 - garymotherfinoak (03/26/2013) [-]
It wasn't funny the first time i saw it, it wasn't funny the last. Ron Paul '04 gave me a smirk, the rest is tried way too hard.
#378 - mrlego (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**mrlego rolls 67**
User avatar #367 - mrkoolman (03/27/2013) [-]
>Go to basketball court.
>Get up to hoop.
>Super glue hands to hoop.
>Wait for glue to dry.
> Swallow cyanide pill.
For bonus points, place laptop with space jam theme playing in the middle of court.
User avatar #356 - iliekcereal (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not suicidal, but this almost makes me want to kill myself, just to become a legend.
User avatar #293 - momothebear (03/27/2013) [-]
anybody else thought this was heading to xXx introduction?
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#215 - ihavesaltynuts (03/27/2013) [-]
**ihavesaltynuts rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Magikarp ** <----What would be on my parachute.
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#184 - lorddotcom (03/27/2013) [-]
**lorddotcom rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Real Life Fantastic Four Thing ** How I will go.
#161 - weirddark (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #107 - desuforeverlulz (03/26/2013) [-]
Now imagine if someone did that. According to the multiverse theory, that's happening somewhere. Right now, possibly.
User avatar #97 - grrphc (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But I already live in Vegas.. :/
#87 - tomthehippie (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Naw guys, here is ultimate suicide.

Get the fastest car you can, steal it, get a loan, what, ever, you are killing yourself anyways. Pack the truck with all the explosives you can get, doesn't matter if they are just ******* firecrackers, FILL THAT TRUNK!
Get some cash to hire a hooker, you are going to die, so it doesn't matter if she has every STD there is, she just has to be hot.
Get some speed, some heroine, some coke.
Go driving down the road, have the hooker shoot you up with heroine while you do a line of coke off her ass and do the speed, then get going as fast as you can. Be driving on the side of a cliff. Right as you blow your load, swerve off the cliff at full throttle with your dick in the hooker's mouth and several dozen pounds of what ever explosive you can get your hands on in the trunk.

Bonus points if you manage to crash your car and have it explode in a WBC protest or KKK meeting.
User avatar #85 - farn (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does someone know where i can get a cd-key of anno 2070? would be gratefull
User avatar #92 to #91 - farn (03/26/2013) [-]
i bought it no cd key... c.support is beeing a pain in the rectum
User avatar #61 - exclamation (03/26/2013) [-]
I assume the parachute goes on the person...
User avatar #51 - jimthesquirrelking (03/26/2013) [-]
if you set the car on fire it will burn through the rope
#46 - waffies (03/26/2013) [-]
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#34 - Spikeydeath (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how about its razor wire so your head falls off but your lifeless body is flying
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