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User avatar #111 - reginleif ONLINE (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just a protip here..... you are not a nice guy. I am not nice guy... nice guys are rarer than a ******* four leaf clover in a cow pasture. Nice guys are altruistic, meaning they will expend time and effort expecting nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return....in terms of evolution these guys shouldn't exist.

Once you realize this, feel free to join us in the table of manhood and proceed to use material and occasionally immoral methods to finding women. You said it yourself.....women are vain, powerhungry , bitches who are attracted to giant tanned rich douchebags. If you are correct, which I know many of you think you are then this statement has two solutions 1. Become one. 2. Shut up if you aren't willing to adapt.

Anyways I have never had problems with this so called friendzone, here are some situations which could have put me there but with some common sense I avoided it.

1. I like girl, I tell girl, after carefully investigating her friends to see if she likes me (you can always deny and chicks tend to get overly flattered at this method. She says yes, you now have gf.

2. I like girl, I tell girl, she says no.....I walk away. I don't be an asshole about it, but I make sure I am less available, politely giving her the cold shoulder ought to make her consider what she stands to lose if I leave....forcing her to take the next step (This is even more effective if you shower the attention you put on her on some other girl for a while) , or allowing myself enough emotional distance to get over her and devote my energy to something more worthwhile of my time, instead of the constant asskissing "nice guys" seem to prefer.

"Maybe if I buy her chocolates every week she will change her mind"

Nope, giving her boyfriend levels of attention only removes her motivation to take that next step.

#114 - GhandisPimpCane (03/24/2013) [-]
Get a hobby, be busy, workout, become independent, dont become a girl's slave, show you can have fun with out girls. Bammm you find a girl you like. Pic related for OP.
#97 - cptnbarbrosa (03/24/2013) [-]
Aight FunnyJunk I gotta be honest.   
Ive been dating my best friend for four months now and I'm gonna lay it out for ya.   
It started at my friends grad party. My friend and my current GF were currently talking at the time (they ended it shortly after i did not break the bro code)   
A few months after that I got the balls to talk to her. We started to talk for a good amount of time. Her and I both had issues in High School. I was mocked and made fun of because people thought i was gay, and at her school they thought she was lez. No big Deal. So because of that we connected. Shortly after that I started college. She asked me to her prom (she's a year under me) and I said yes.    
Blah blah blah   
The day after her prom i took a small step and called her Babe. She retracted from this and put me in the friend-zone. which is not bad.   
She stopped talking to me for a little bit. I knew she was afraid of something, not sure what, she never let anyone in to her world. She was rather scared. So i took it slow.    
Several months passed and I was house sitting a house for my neighbors down the road. I invited her over. We had a lot of fun and did some other things.    
the next morning again she panicked and pushed herself away from me.    
Again. Two months later, i talked to her again. This time she was at college as well, but her college is an hour and a half away from me. I do enjoy going to other colleges and having a good time so i mentioned coming down and partying. She mentioned she had been talking to a guy.    
I loved her, but i was ok, since she was happy. But then.... she called me a whore. I don't have the greatest past with women, but by no means am I a whore. And to be called a whore by someone you love... truly hurts.   
So I told her how i felt and... I told i won't speak to her again. She seemed ok with it.   
Several months later, i received a 6 page text saying how much she missed me.    
we dated 2 weeks later.   
Moral: I tried to get her for 3 years.. and succeeded.. TRY YOU NEVER KNOW
Aight FunnyJunk I gotta be honest.
Ive been dating my best friend for four months now and I'm gonna lay it out for ya.
It started at my friends grad party. My friend and my current GF were currently talking at the time (they ended it shortly after i did not break the bro code)
A few months after that I got the balls to talk to her. We started to talk for a good amount of time. Her and I both had issues in High School. I was mocked and made fun of because people thought i was gay, and at her school they thought she was lez. No big Deal. So because of that we connected. Shortly after that I started college. She asked me to her prom (she's a year under me) and I said yes.
Blah blah blah
The day after her prom i took a small step and called her Babe. She retracted from this and put me in the friend-zone. which is not bad.
She stopped talking to me for a little bit. I knew she was afraid of something, not sure what, she never let anyone in to her world. She was rather scared. So i took it slow.
Several months passed and I was house sitting a house for my neighbors down the road. I invited her over. We had a lot of fun and did some other things.
the next morning again she panicked and pushed herself away from me.
Again. Two months later, i talked to her again. This time she was at college as well, but her college is an hour and a half away from me. I do enjoy going to other colleges and having a good time so i mentioned coming down and partying. She mentioned she had been talking to a guy.
I loved her, but i was ok, since she was happy. But then.... she called me a whore. I don't have the greatest past with women, but by no means am I a whore. And to be called a whore by someone you love... truly hurts.
So I told her how i felt and... I told i won't speak to her again. She seemed ok with it.
Several months later, i received a 6 page text saying how much she missed me.
we dated 2 weeks later.
Moral: I tried to get her for 3 years.. and succeeded.. TRY YOU NEVER KNOW
#96 - envinite (03/24/2013) [-]
OR maybe, you are just ugly and act like **** , OP
#57 - snakefire (03/24/2013) [-]
Although I've never been given a shot by girls I'm nice to, I still have seen it happen to plenty of other people.
User avatar #53 - reginleif ONLINE (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I may not get many women, but you won't hear me complaining about the friend zone. Because I ask, and if i get a "no" I move the **** on....

It's simple, if you are giving boyfriend level attention to someone who isn't your girlfriend.... then there's really no incentive to upgrade.

That's like a girl asking you to be her boyfriend, while your actively ******* her.
#37 - allennis (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #28 - smokedmeatlog (03/24/2013) [-]
Guys keep themselves in the friendzone by expecting the girl to change. Because you are so nice and comforting, they see you as a friend and not someone who they want to **** . If the guy realizes hes not getting anywhere and doesnt try to do anything to change it or even leave, than he is inadvertently preventing himself from moving on, thus he stays where he is.

Solution? Use those 2 dangling things in between your legs and stop being a pushover.
#121 - bitchplzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
I have no experience in this
>tfw got spaghetti talking to girls
User avatar #43 - discardedslinky (03/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Guys, as a female, I'm telling you that if you aren't forward with girls they won't get it. Ask them out, be a man. Girls like confidence.
User avatar #46 to #43 - curtkobain (03/24/2013) [-]
Why can't girls be forward about it? One minute you think they like you' the next minute you're not so sure.
User avatar #35 - chickenmonkey (03/24/2013) [-]
******** , my ex is with a nice guy
#34 - methead (03/24/2013) [-]
its much cheaper to just pay for a prostitute

-common sense
#22 - hudis (03/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
*******					 stop it already. The friendzone exists more in your head than in reality.
******* stop it already. The friendzone exists more in your head than in reality.
User avatar #52 - mrfop (03/24/2013) [-]
I was friendzoned once. I wont give the details 'cuz they're boring as **** but I smiled, gave myself a pat on the back for trying and moved the **** on, I was single for two years after but it lead to amazing times with friends. Now I've been with my girlfriend for three and a half years. Being friendzoned isn't a bad thing, cheer the **** up.
User avatar #50 - AnFour (03/24/2013) [-]
For once girls should say "I want a nice guy that's ******* attractive" because any guy can be nice, ******* **** !! Girls piss me off. They think they know what they want, but they dont. Shiiiiiit.
User avatar #45 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Not always true. The friend zone exists, but not as much as people like to delude themselves into believing .
#27 - cierrayooo (03/24/2013) [-]
...i actually said something like that to my last boyfriend

he cheated on me
#13 - seleniyxoxo (03/24/2013) [-]
Actually, the first guy that was was really nice to me and asked me out got me, and we are still together. Not all girls are the same guys.
User avatar #7 - shonapope (03/23/2013) [-]
you know not all girls are like this. It's the same as not all guys are cheating douchebags.
#1 - Nahyon ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
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