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User avatar #249 - JesuschristofAZ (03/22/2013) [-]
As weird as that **** is, it's insane to think how far technology has advanced to make this function (and how sad that people are directing time and resources at making this).
User avatar #238 - jazzspeaks (03/22/2013) [-]
What is this ******* ? Why would anybody even WANT something this stupid? I swear, sometimes peop- oh who the **** am I kidding, I REALLY want to try this sucker!

I have no shame.
#15 - itsalwayslupus (03/22/2013) [-]
and what if my internet lags?
User avatar #5 - burningmonkblood (03/22/2013) [-]
Now instead of just telling someone to go **** themselves you can just get them this.
#310 - Pompano (03/23/2013) [-]



Do not want.
User avatar #271 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/22/2013) [-]
It should be the other way around. males should use Hera and girls zues.... seems better to me
User avatar #240 - thesuperhanz (03/22/2013) [-]
what about guys who finish fast, does it simulate that with the girl part?
User avatar #36 - drumtastic (03/22/2013) [-]
It's actually a smart idea for long distance couples. I've considered it for my boyfriend and I. But it's expensive.
User avatar #307 - vanoreo (03/23/2013) [-]
This is meant for long distance relationships and all you guys are thinking about is ******* yourselves in the asshole
#233 - draqoeus (03/22/2013) [-]
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit 			**********		 here. Wat.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
HOLY 			*******		 			******		 TITS!! WHAT THE 			****		 IS HAPPENING!!!!?
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit ********** here. Wat.









HOLY ******* ****** TITS!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING!!!!?
User avatar #201 - floopdawhoop ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Even thousands of years in the future, Zeus and Hera are still never inside each other when they have sex.
User avatar #3 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
This is bad, because the woman will never know the real size of the man's penis.
#10 to #3 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
or when they meet she'll be pleasantly surprised at your size!


or disappointed its smaller than Zeus....
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#254 - ncsutroll (03/22/2013) [-]
they've created a way for people to literally **** themselves... jesus christ
#241 - diegotan (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #273 to #241 - rammed (03/22/2013) [-]
Internet relationships ***** . They happen.
#153 - Bravechampion (03/22/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this...
#90 - Glitched (03/22/2013) [-]
They made this in the 90's.

User avatar #93 to #90 - lerruno (03/22/2013) [-]
I want a video of this in action. Dude humping his tower lol
#222 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
In other news there has been a sudden spike in reported friends with benefits.
User avatar #226 to #222 - WwIiSsPp ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
In other news that joke was not funny at all.

not funny, at all
#157 - mrwoodcock (03/22/2013) [-]
"HER" in Russian is another word for penis
#161 to #157 - mrwoodcock (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't read as "her" like female form of "his" but as the actual letters sound. (I hope i explained it right, English is not my native language)
#167 to #161 - sonama (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah its pronounced Zoos and Hair-a
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