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#216 - demandsgayversion
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(03/22/2013) [-]
So the dude gets a vaccuum pump and the girl gets a moving smooth boring rod?
#288 to #216 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
yes
#199 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I so want one of these just to **** myself.
#97 - weedlove
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(03/22/2013) [-]
TFW she's so tight Zeus crushes your dick...
#56 - alphawolffifteen
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(03/22/2013) [-]
No..this shouldn't be for long distance lovers...you could seriously just webcam some chick, configure your sex machines, and have sex with anyone, anywhere!!!
#64 to #56 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
You might need the other part of the object only. They might only work with each other.
#68 to #64 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Maybe there's a site where you can find a partner and set up a connection.
#81 to #68 - alphawolffifteen
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(03/22/2013) [-]
That's actually what I was thinking :P
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#78 to #76 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm so gonna make this!

Does nothing, ever.
#101 to #56 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Online prostitution?
#310 - Pompano
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(03/23/2013) [-]



Do not want.
#271 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It should be the other way around. males should use Hera and girls zues.... seems better to me
#240 - thesuperhanz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
what about guys who finish fast, does it simulate that with the girl part?
#36 - drumtastic
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It's actually a smart idea for long distance couples. I've considered it for my boyfriend and I. But it's expensive.
#307 - vanoreo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This is meant for long distance relationships and all you guys are thinking about is ******* yourselves in the asshole
#233 - draqoeus
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit ********** here. Wat.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
HOLY ******* ****** TITS!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING!!!!?
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit ********** here. Wat.









HOLY ******* ****** TITS!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING!!!!?
#222 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
In other news there has been a sudden spike in reported friends with benefits.
#226 to #222 - WwIiSsPp
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(03/22/2013) [-]
In other news that joke was not funny at all.

not funny, at all
#201 - floopdawhoop
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Even thousands of years in the future, Zeus and Hera are still never inside each other when they have sex.
#157 - mrwoodcock
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(03/22/2013) [-]
"HER" in Russian is another word for penis
#161 to #157 - mrwoodcock
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Don't read as "her" like female form of "his" but as the actual letters sound. (I hope i explained it right, English is not my native language)
#167 to #161 - sonama
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(03/22/2013) [-]
yeah its pronounced Zoos and Hair-a
#3 - xxhunterxx
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(03/22/2013) [-]
This is bad, because the woman will never know the real size of the man's penis.
#10 to #3 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
or when they meet she'll be pleasantly surprised at your size!


or disappointed its smaller than Zeus....
#322 - motherfukerpete
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#293 - agucran
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#297 to #291 - amsel
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(03/23/2013) [-]
A troll is a troll is a troll
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#308 to #285 - LaBarata
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#264 - phigma
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#13 - orthorn
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(03/22/2013) [-]
yeah something tells me that camwhores will be using these