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#7 - doggstar
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(03/22/2013) [-]
i would shove the hera part up my ass while fapping with the zeus part... everyone was thinking it but i'm just saying it
#191 to #7 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't thinking it. but you opened my eyes.

#239 to #7 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I have secretly always wanted to **** myself silly.
#317 to #7 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This man is going places.
#328 to #317 - zexionn **User deleted account**
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Not good places...but places.
#326 to #7 - bdawg ONLINE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
#327 to #7 - starrkkun
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#351 to #7 - derpingthederps
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Slut
#329 to #7 - moosejoose
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(03/23/2013) [-]
How the **** did that get over 500 thumbs?
#319 to #7 - captinchikin
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Brings a new meaning to "Go **** Yourself"
#265 to #7 - mikeW
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(03/22/2013) [-]
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#323 to #7 - jjvoodoo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
thats enough internet for me today
thats enough internet for me today
#311 to #7 - camerel
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#315 to #7 - monkeybrains ONLINE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#106 to #7 - basicargentinian
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm saving up to do this. As soon as I test it i'll tell you how it goes.
#292 to #7 - LightYagamiXD
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Who ever says they wouldn't is a liar.
#23 to #7 - oxYKellark
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(03/22/2013) [-]
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#29 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#341 to #29 - picamix
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(03/23/2013) [-]
yeah when people say go **** yourself
you can
#47 to #29 - trolololer
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(03/22/2013) [-]
#72 to #29 - minecraftoutrage
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard I choked on my spit thanks asshole
#74 to #72 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#324 to #29 - Furry
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(03/23/2013) [-]
and you didnt even need to think with portals
#48 to #29 - pedrophile
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(03/22/2013) [-]
my sides
#38 to #29 - phunkyzilla
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(03/22/2013) [-]
This is single-handedly the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet
#34 to #29 - millenia
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(03/22/2013) [-]
#55 to #34 - theinvisibletheift
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Smart ********
#235 to #29 - jalthelas
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#342 to #235 - meelo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Hi jalthelas
#347 to #342 - jalthelas
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Hi bby
#336 to #29 - covered
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Yes but would you call it ******* yourself or just masturbation?
Yes but would you call it ******* yourself or just masturbation?
#43 to #29 - hirollin
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#40 to #29 - jimmynutz
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#85 to #29 - mishmash
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(03/22/2013) [-]
If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
#213 to #85 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
better deliver...
#41 to #29 - jimmynutz
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#79 to #29 - Ulmer
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(03/22/2013) [-]
YES.
#62 to #29 - theorangefox
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It would be you wouldn't it roller?
#63 to #62 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#65 to #29 - winsauceiswin
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(03/22/2013) [-]
mfw   
   
but omg am i laughing so hard
mfw

but omg am i laughing so hard
#31 to #29 - sceirine
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(03/22/2013) [-]
...From a distance
...From a distance
#32 to #31 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#45 - pooflinger
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Now you're ******* with portals.
#331 to #45 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
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#334 to #45 - jalthelas
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(03/23/2013) [-]
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#87 - imamawesome
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(03/22/2013) [-]
And if you have bad internet connection then there's gonna be lag

"Why'd you stop"

"sorry, lag"
#88 to #87 - leetpwnzer
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#314 to #87 - fuckyouto
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Guy "Stop"
Yeah right... lag...
#227 to #87 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#19 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Thinking with portals?
#22 to #19 - gateguardian
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#20 - laxwarriord
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(03/22/2013) [-]
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
#318 to #20 - amuter
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I think it's got limited pressure
#69 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
What would happen if I tried this?

Her:"Ok, you've got your part set up?"

Me:"Yep, how 'bout you babe?"

Her:"I think it's glitched, it's only sticking out like 3 inches."
#70 to #69 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
"Her"
"Her"
#71 to #70 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
You think I couldn't get a "Her"?
#75 to #71 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I was actually implying that you're gay, but that works too.
#80 to #75 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I am not gay!
I am not gay!
#102 to #80 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
#104 to #102 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I want to keep a secret so I'll just go ahead and tell the world, Seems legit.
#109 to #104 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Just making sure we're still set up for tonight at your place.
#111 to #109 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Ugh!


for serious?
#113 to #111 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, why don't you check your Hera?
#119 to #113 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
My what?
#121 to #119 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Your.

HERA.
#83 to #80 - dildoes
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#84 to #83 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
#108 to #84 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm that one guy. Remember him? He's pretty cool.
#110 to #108 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Hmmm....I don't remember but he does sound really cool....
#112 to #110 - davycrocket
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure you don't remember?
#117 to #112 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco gasps dramatically**

IT'S YOU!!
#120 to #117 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Took you long enough.
#124 to #120 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I hate you so much.
#125 to #124 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I love you.
#127 to #125 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I loved you too! You were my best friend! Then you just ******* left me! I barely have anyone to talk to now!
#129 to #127 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
You forget about everyone. :(
#128 to #127 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Don't you have shadow? He seems pretty nice.
#130 to #128 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Me and shadow haven't talked that much recently.

Although he isn't my rapist anymore, which is a step forward I guess.

And we're both going through the same depressional **** I'm pretty sure.
#136 to #130 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I don't even remember why I left you. I think it was because you were boring or something, I can't really remember.
Also, both as in me and you or you and him?
#138 to #136 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Him and Me, and I was not boring! I was so close to sending you mail! that's edgy as ****!
#143 to #138 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I barely remember that much at all about you. You really are boring. Or were. I can't quite tell.
#145 to #143 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Well, **** you too!

*hugs*
#134 to #130 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Well it's your job to start the conversation, but I guess you don't care anymore.
#139 to #134 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I care! I'm just anti-social....
#142 to #139 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Well I'm off to do some "personal business", I'll have a rape thread with you later.
#137 to #128 - shadowfj
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm nice as a ripe cucumber.
#146 to #71 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I actually do remember a lot about you. Like you being an all around faggot.

*hugs*
#147 to #146 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I was never a faggot!

That assumption is <<<
#148 to #147 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, you were and are. You aren't fooling anyone.
#151 to #148 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
#152 to #151 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
You like cock. I even remember you asking for more gay porn yet still insisting that you were straight, or something like that.
#154 to #152 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
....So?!?!
#155 to #154 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that you're gay.
#156 to #155 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Whaaaatever you say.
#158 to #156 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Besides being lonely as ****, what's new?
#160 to #158 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Nothing really, loneliness is eating at my sanity.
#163 to #160 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Sounds fun. I'd try that one day, except, I'm not an anti-social pussy.
#166 to #163 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Oh God I miss you so much...
#168 to #166 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I can really feel my self esteem boosting talking to you.
#24 - thicilla ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
now i can safely say &quot;go **** yourself&quot;
now i can safely say "go **** yourself"
#82 - silentnigga
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(03/22/2013) [-]
or you could put it up your butt and **** yourself?
or you could put it up your butt and **** yourself?
#89 to #82 - grabakazoo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
i'll buy one
#95 to #82 - bitchplzzz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Stop giving me ideas
#100 to #82 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
That's an excellent idea... thanks!
#98 to #82 - immortalfear
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(03/22/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people...
#164 - someanon ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
more accurate names might be "Zeus" and "every woman in Greek mythology"
#184 to #164 - vangoz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
you forgot to add "every woman in Greek mythology except Hera."

Hera the Greek equivalent of Meg
#185 to #184 - someanon ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Actually Hephaestus and Ares were Hera and Zeus's kids, so they had to have done it at some point.
#215 to #185 - Bronboa
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(03/22/2013) [-]
True, but it should be noted that in the tale of Hephaestus, Hera births him on her own to get revenge on Zeus for having Athena on his own.
And before you ask how, they are gods and that somehow allows them to do this.
(I guess they're like earth-worms)
#192 to #185 - vangoz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah but they did it quite early on and then Zeus started screwing everything but Hera hence Hera's hatred of other women in Greek Mythology.
#193 to #192 - someanon ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
True, and Hera did some pretty horrible things to other women because of it, look at what happened to echo.
#195 to #193 - vangoz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
She's one crazy Greek bitch just like Athena
#165 to #164 - someanon ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Zues wasn't exactly loyal
#180 to #165 - ageofthegross
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#181 to #180 - someanon ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I was the one that made the joke in case you didn't notice.
#182 to #181 - ageofthegross
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(03/22/2013) [-]
no i didnt... godammit
#220 - aconfuseddonut
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(03/22/2013) [-]
*buffering*
#250 to #220 - gladiuss
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(03/22/2013) [-]
<----MFPW
#6 - oosskkyy
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(03/22/2013) [-]
i want one...
i want one...
#340 to #6 - icameheretotroll
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I want both
I want both
#349 to #340 - oosskkyy
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I want you
I want you
#200 - isausernameiswear
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It is now possible to **** yourself
It is now possible to **** yourself
#189 - kofro
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(03/22/2013) [-]
if you were gay could you not **** your own ass?
#251 to #189 - gladiuss
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#214 to #189 - kingantichrist
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#196 to #189 - Maroon
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#35 - vicviper **User deleted account**
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#150 - fideldevinci
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Now it's possible to actually **** yourself.
#115 - sweetellie
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
#345 to #115 - txniko
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'd call that a bonus...
#346 to #345 - sweetellie
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#141 to #115 - whyunofeellucky
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#25 - dawiebe
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Zeus and Hera were brother and sister as well as spouses, that oughta spoil the mood.
#217 to #25 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
wincest
#42 to #25 - envinite
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(03/22/2013) [-]
spoil the mood?
#57 to #42 - dawiebe
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(03/22/2013) [-]
What ever tickles your pickle I suppose
#60 - SilentRaver
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Pressure sensors?    
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.    
&lt;-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
Pressure sensors?
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.
<-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
#149 to #60 - ninjabaconone
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(03/22/2013) [-]
sauce