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#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Be woman
2. Be friends with diamonds
3. Ditch your friends and sell them all for ridiculous amounts of money
4. Get super rich
5. Laugh at men with dogs
6. Profit.
User avatar #82 to #77 - bigveinysausage (03/20/2013) [-]
Being a friend to a diamond does not equal ownership of said diamond.

Go away anon.
User avatar #197 - annoos (03/20/2013) [-]
Anything expensive is a girls best friend, if ******* rust was expensive , jewelry would be made out of it and women would ******* love it!
#194 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Does gender really matter? **** diamonds, I love my dog way more. Pic related, my dog. inb4 'yorkies are for pussies*
User avatar #182 - mrblueftw (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A diamond is a mans best friend. why?
sell diamond, get more dogs.
User avatar #311 - guymandude (03/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Am I the only one who thought that the initial comment was in favor of men in the first place I mean, how does that even sound like it is complementing women?

diamonds are inanimate objects
#211 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/20/2013) [-]
My best friend
My best friend
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2013) [-]
On my home planet we use diamonds as door stops ROFL! Stupid human females and their primitive, smaller brains.
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#25 - LonelyCamel has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#41 to #25 - sonicg (03/20/2013) [-]
People loved 'Rain Man' and he was a genius.
#288 - freshbakedrolls (03/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
****					 that my cat max is the 						****					 and i would never trade him for diamonds, EVER!!!!!!   
if i am ever proposed to i want to be proposed to with a god damn puppy.   
   
gif is me when you try to give me diamonds rather than animals
**** that my cat max is the **** and i would never trade him for diamonds, EVER!!!!!!
if i am ever proposed to i want to be proposed to with a god damn puppy.

gif is me when you try to give me diamonds rather than animals

User avatar #290 to #288 - sirbutterballs (03/20/2013) [-]
Trade for diamonds, sell diamonds, use 1/100 of your money to buy your cat back. Now you're a millionaire AND you have your cat
#234 - lanfear (03/20/2013) [-]
**** diamonds, this is my best friend.
#198 - robotgoose (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tfw I want to have, but can't have a dog
User avatar #145 - Crusader ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What if
We made
A DOG made out of DIAMONDS
Handsome Jack did it with a pony
User avatar #87 - legayunicorn (03/20/2013) [-]
I claim this wrong. Diamonds are not my best friend, I'm too poor to afford them.
Dogs are my best friends because I hate people.
#22 - thewasteland ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ever had one of those cats that bite the **** out of everyone but you? ******* attack cats beat a diamond any day, for what is better than seeing a cat bite your guest?
User avatar #250 - thedutchs (03/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
But... Do you know how many dogs you can buy with diamonds?

Females confirmed for smarterest sex.
#297 to #293 - raigen (03/20/2013) [-]
You know what else has a giant, gaping, obnoxious hole in it?   
   
   
   
   
   
   
MY MOM!
You know what else has a giant, gaping, obnoxious hole in it?






MY MOM!
#231 - icametocomment (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Who wants to shamelessly post pictures of their pets?

This is Maddie, the sweetest, most useless dog in the world.
User avatar #183 - daddymcswagger (03/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
False, a Diamond is carbon exposed to extermly high pressure, not heat.
#132 - frogthekermit (03/20/2013) [-]
i would choose my dog over a little piece of **** diamond any day. dogs are the ****
#131 - sweetellie (03/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I saw this on here a long time ago, and I still believe that Dogs will always mean more to me than an expensive rock ever could.
Pic related, it's my dog.
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