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#168 - hamdaman
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(03/19/2013) [-]
[screams internally] Why can't you make me a sandwich like that?
#175 to #168 - craazhy
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(03/19/2013) [-]
preach it
preach it
#152 - muchasmarcos
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Disregard females, acuire curency.
#135 - weenieandthebutt
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(03/19/2013) [-]
It's these reasons why I find it difficult to complement females in general. Firstly, it's quite nerve-wrecking to openly admit to them that they're pretty so the way it comes out, it seems as if they don't find it genuine. Secondly, they know they're pretty. They know that I know that they're pretty so why do I have to constantly remind them to make it sound like some sort of cliche. I just have no idea what to complement them on that makes it sound genuine. It's easier to complement on personality but let's face it, a lot of girls don't have that great of a personality and I find some quite boring.
It's these reasons why I find it difficult to complement females in general. Firstly, it's quite nerve-wrecking to openly admit to them that they're pretty so the way it comes out, it seems as if they don't find it genuine. Secondly, they know they're pretty. They know that I know that they're pretty so why do I have to constantly remind them to make it sound like some sort of cliche. I just have no idea what to complement them on that makes it sound genuine. It's easier to complement on personality but let's face it, a lot of girls don't have that great of a personality and I find some quite boring.
#154 to #135 - fodrizzler
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Tell a girl they're pretty, and they'll remember it for a day or two.

Tell them they're ugly, and they'll remember it for life.
#38 - phoenix grinder
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(03/18/2013) [-]
and I realize I haven't heard Brown Eyed Girl in a while
#1 - thedevilsday **User deleted account**
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#2 to #1 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Dammit satan, I told you ill have my soul ready to sell on TUESDAY. Not Monday.
#27 to #2 - lordlucifer
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Tough ****
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#128 to #106 - lordlucifer
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(03/19/2013) [-]
*mumble* very well.
*mumble* very well.
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#6 to #5 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
But I need my soul next weekend satan, does Thursday work? I have to visit my ex and get some things, I don't need a soul then.
#7 to #6 - thedevilsday **User deleted account**
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#11 to #7 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Deal, Thursday & My humor for a week.
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#8 to #1 - penismunchernohomo
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#12 to #10 - penismunchernohomo
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#15 to #14 - penismunchernohomo
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#18 to #15 - shagtastic [OP]
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00101.....02
#19 to #18 - thedevilsday **User deleted account**
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#20 to #19 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I take it back I didn't mean to insult you like that your.. Damned terrible one!
#21 to #20 - thedevilsday **User deleted account**
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#22 to #21 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
You wouldn't dare.
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#24 to #23 - shagtastic [OP]
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(03/18/2013) [-]
You win this time lucifer
#26 to #1 - lordlucifer
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(03/18/2013) [-]
DON'T TELL ME TO **** OFF!
#28 to #1 - ezmack
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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It's funny because thedevilsday said it
#39 to #1 - colegaleener
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(03/18/2013) [-]
666?
#43 to #1 - theghostrider
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Shut up, devil.
#16 to #1 - hilariousrubbish
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(03/18/2013) [-]
thats what she said
#212 - rottencuntlicker
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Guys do this too. I'm a gay male (a ******* MAN, not one of those ******* flamers who need to die) and my ex-boyfriend acted like that chick all the time during the last 6 months of our relationship before I got sick of his ******** and dumped him.
#123 - olisaurus
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(03/19/2013) [-]
''Why do you females do this..''
I don't think OP has or ever had a girlfriend.
#122 - princessthymicorn
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I love you so much, I want to bond with you forever.
#159 to #122 - teranin
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Silicon said **** yo' bonds ******
#119 - genericnewfag
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#92 - henryfordthegod
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(03/19/2013) [-]
they do this because they are not understood
#183 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account**
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#179 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
when your girl starts acting like this is because you aren't giving her enough cock
#178 - craazhy
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(03/19/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#176 - lordgonorrhea
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Oh yes because every woman is a cunt. Just like all guys are the nicest boyfriends who are always nice and romantic and perfect.
#173 - alucardshellhound
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(03/19/2013) [-]
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#59 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
You people are pretty ******* pathetic.
#96 to #59 - Kittehh
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#40 - taintedangel
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Cuz no matter how many times a guy will say it, she will think he's a liar. Bitches be crazy.
#33 - ataeru
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I hope to not feel that, it would sting like hell.
#31 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Unless they're some psycho bitch, girls who do this usually just want you to fight to convince them.