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#1 - creosote
Reply +170
(03/18/2013) [-]
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
#2 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
You sound like you're in a ****** mood.
#5 to #2 - tarantallegra
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(03/18/2013) [-]
reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend of mine once.
"Sup? You sound lie you're in a_ crappy_ mood..."
"Yeah, girlfriend just dumped me"
"Aw man, that sounds ******"
"Yeah, now I'm pretty pooped"
#67 to #2 - raigen
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(03/19/2013) [-]
[normal][normal]Carrlooooos!
#6 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
who doesnt? its an accomplishment
#12 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
A scat fetishist?
#31 to #1 - errdayimfjing
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Artists
#73 to #1 - theswede
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I guess I am a sick bastard then
#15 to #1 - elmagicalcat
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
#57 to #1 - creosote
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(03/18/2013) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #1176780 at Friendly ** Seeing as I'm at college, I have no reaction image that could possibly indicate how surprised I was to see this with so many thumbs... Hopefully this will do.
#68 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Good enough for me
#8 to #1 - TheTurnbull
Reply +8
(03/18/2013) [-]
I.... I have...
#14 to #1 - sonofmymother
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#10 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
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(03/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#3 - srskate
Reply -60
(03/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, YOU ONLY NEED ONE ******* PENGUIN.

Whether its awkward or awesome is based upon the punchline. They are literally polar opposites, there is no need to combine them.
#34 to #3 - thetower
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
This comment getting massive red thumbs is exactly why some people claim this site is going down hill
#83 to #34 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
why?
#107 to #83 - thetower
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(03/19/2013) [-]
because obviously you're right yet all the little 14 year olds are raging at you
#110 to #107 - srskate
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(03/20/2013) [-]
i agree
#64 to #3 - coolcalx
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(03/19/2013) [-]
it's funny, because if one person disagrees with you, suddenly everyone else starts disagreeing with you
#81 to #64 - srskate
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(03/19/2013) [-]
mob mentality bro, **** happens.
#104 to #81 - coolcalx
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
believe me, I'm aware
#30 to #3 - cdlogan
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#59 to #3 - thessalonaki
Reply +2
(03/18/2013) [-]
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?

#82 to #59 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
its a peeve I had. Felt like venting it.
#13 to #3 - awesomanium
Reply +5
(03/18/2013) [-]
The top half could be seen as socially awesome, but the bottom half makes it socially awkward. Therefore, use both for each half.
#85 to #13 - srskate
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(03/19/2013) [-]
But its really the end that cinches it. Its similar to if I ran a 200m dash, and I out sprinted everyone the first 100m, but i lose in the end. Its the end that matters.
#108 to #85 - awesomanium
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(03/19/2013) [-]
In this case, no. The humour comes from the use of two different penguins, as it starts off one way, then subverts your expectation and goes a different way, making it socially awkward.
#109 to #108 - srskate
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(03/20/2013) [-]
i still disagree, but I've lost the will to argue.

in any case, have a good day, sir :D
#111 to #109 - awesomanium
Reply 0
(03/20/2013) [-]
Very well.
Good day to you too, sir.
#50 to #13 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
so its socially awesome ot have your phone snatched. that seems more like bullying.
#70 to #50 - spedlock
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(03/19/2013) [-]
not if a cute girl does it or guy depending on your preferences
#25 to #3 - waaw
Reply +7
(03/18/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy.
#84 to #25 - srskate
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
Made me giggle. I honestly don't care about the thumbs other than a way as to view opinions, but you currently have 7, and I have -55.
#7 to #3 - DrBobsPatient
Reply +58
(03/18/2013) [-]
Hey...





**** you.
#86 to #7 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Sure, im open minded.
#4 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE
Reply +55
(03/18/2013) [-]
Panic 'cause she's gonna find the porn.
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#37 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
That you don't even have
#22 to #4 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Why would you have porn on your phone?
#48 to #22 - bangsaidthegun
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
#26 to #22 - gorden
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(03/18/2013) [-]
traffic lights

maybe?
#28 to #26 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't really make sense.
#62 to #22 - princessderpy
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Ones you took the photo yourself, or ones they sent the photos.
#33 to #4 - mooghens ONLINE
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(03/18/2013) [-]
*poorly 'shopped nudes of her
#20 - twinnedorphan
Reply +33
(03/18/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up.   
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?   
   
I...accused her of robbery.
Hold the **** up.
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?

I...accused her of robbery.
#29 - greenthegunstar
Reply +28
(03/18/2013) [-]
MFW she takes my phone.
#23 - namnori
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(03/18/2013) [-]
That happened to me once except she found nudes of most of her friends on there...
#52 - jinjo
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I made a snapchat just to send people my mutant-sized poops.
#95 to #52 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
"mutant sized poops"
#53 to #52 - chewythewolftwo
Reply +4
(03/18/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#43 - boylan
Reply +11
(03/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
#87 - srskate
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The Mood **

Happened to me, except she found avatar porn.

I blamed it on my younger brother and she bought it.

>MFW i don't even have a younger brother.
#100 to #87 - therollingstones
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What a Godly Roll
#91 to #87 - zarkaronx
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#79 - sirhyden
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
I lost a 9/10 because she found picture's of Steam engines.....
#93 to #79 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
How the ****... I don't understand the rationale behind that.
#94 to #93 - sirhyden
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What don't you understand?
#96 to #94 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I just don't see what's so off-putting about steam engines
#97 to #96 - sirhyden
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I suppose it's because it's very nerdy, espically here in Ireland. Probably would have been alright, wasn't anything weird about them either...think I only had the two on it....both of Meave....
#98 to #97 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Still, if you ask me, it's a pretty dumb reason to lose interest in someone. I mean it's not like they were pictures of your murder victims or something.
Still, if you ask me, it's a pretty dumb reason to lose interest in someone. I mean it's not like they were pictures of your murder victims or something.
#102 to #98 - sirhyden
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Oh I agree, ah there's nothing wrong with what I do but there is a suprising amount of people who are hostile to it....**** it.....
#103 to #102 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I like your style
I like your style
#89 to #79 - pwoneill
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I too like steam engines...


I'll leave now
#77 - deezknuts
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(03/19/2013) [-]
It's all basic natural selection

Don't keep stupid **** on your phone, don't save porn on your computer (unless you are damn good t hiding it) if you do, you run the risk of getting caught and you will probably never reproduce

#90 to #77 - goodguygary ONLINE
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
stupid ****? try biggest ****.
#65 - fallnsoul
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(03/19/2013) [-]
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Battlefront 2 **
#105 to #65 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Holy ****, that's artwork for a starwars game isn't it? I remember playing some badass xbox game with clone troopers in it when i was little but i could never remember the name.
Do you know what it's called?
#112 to #105 - themarineelite
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#106 to #65 - professorcuntickle
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(03/19/2013) [-]
My bad, forgot to sign in. I'm meg
#60 - yiffcario
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(03/18/2013) [-]
If someone took my phone they would have like around 300 pics/gifs of porn to look through.
#69 - ivoryhammer
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Why would someone take a picture of their ****?
#72 to #69 - ishmari
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
You're obviously not a guy.
#74 to #72 - ivoryhammer
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, I'm just not fascinated by my ****
#92 to #69 - DrPeppir
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Youre saying you havent?
Youre saying you havent?
#45 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
more like my big cock
#76 to #45 - mookiez
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
This must be Ron then.
#56 to #45 - aserock
Reply +2
(03/18/2013) [-]
Shut up, Anon.
#101 - Mesmus ONLINE
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(03/19/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at lost my shit when i read this ** whats on my phone
#99 - blackshot
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(03/19/2013) [-]
so its not just me!?!
#55 - biggrand
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
> get it back
> find a picture of a toilet seat with a lipstick kiss on it, and an even bigger
> undesirable scat relationship ensues
#35 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
what if she ends up admiring how big it is?
#38 to #35 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Then you don't want to further your relationship with that person....Turn around, and run away immediately........that means there into things you don't even want to think about.......
#40 to #38 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
What's wrong with a girl who's not incredibly girly? aka, scared of large *****.
#41 to #40 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
you don't know what I'm referring to...
#42 to #41 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I don't
#44 to #42 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Good, for your own sake, I'm going to keep it that way.
#46 to #44 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
.... why
#47 to #46 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
you don't wanna know.
#49 to #47 - Leopard
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I do..
#51 to #49 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Okay, fine. I gave you fair warning, but you are clearly too curious for your own good.....There are some people who find **************, **** erotic, these people like to smear feces on themselves, and their lover while they have intercourse, most of the time these people are gay, though not always.....Happy now?
#78 to #51 - callitchickensalad
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
this entire interaction made me cringe
#88 to #78 - studbeefpile
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Me and you both, sir....
#54 to #51 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Oh, like this?
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#63 to #54 - DrBobsPatient
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(03/19/2013) [-]
that's not feces... that's chili
#61 to #54 - datblkkid
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#39 to #38 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
DAMNIT....*they're
#32 - asimplepotato
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I'd say he deserved it just for taking the picture
#36 to #32 - Leopard
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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