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#1 - creosote (03/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of 						****					 on their phone?
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
#2 to #1 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
You sound like you're in a ****** mood.
User avatar #3 - srskate (03/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Honestly, YOU ONLY NEED ONE ******* PENGUIN.

Whether its awkward or awesome is based upon the punchline. They are literally polar opposites, there is no need to combine them.
User avatar #7 to #3 - DrBobsPatient (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey...





**** you.
#4 - jokersaysamuseme (03/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Panic 'cause she's gonna find the porn.
#20 - twinnedorphan (03/18/2013) [-]
Hold the 						****					 up.   
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?   
   
I...accused her of robbery.
Hold the **** up.
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?

I...accused her of robbery.
#29 - greenthegunstar (03/18/2013) [-]
MFW she takes my phone.
User avatar #23 - namnori (03/18/2013) [-]
That happened to me once except she found nudes of most of her friends on there...
User avatar #52 - jinjo (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I made a snapchat just to send people my mutant-sized poops.
#43 - boylan (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
#87 - srskate (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The Mood **

Happened to me, except she found avatar porn.

I blamed it on my younger brother and she bought it.

>MFW i don't even have a younger brother.
#79 - sirhyden (03/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I lost a 9/10 because she found picture's of Steam engines.....
#77 - deezknuts (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's all basic natural selection

Don't keep stupid **** on your phone, don't save porn on your computer (unless you are damn good t hiding it) if you do, you run the risk of getting caught and you will probably never reproduce

User avatar #90 to #77 - goodguygary (03/19/2013) [-]
stupid **** ? try biggest **** .
#65 - fallnsoul (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Battlefront 2 **
#60 - yiffcario (03/18/2013) [-]
If someone took my phone they would have like around 300 pics/gifs of porn to look through.
User avatar #69 - ivoryhammer (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why would someone take a picture of their **** ?
User avatar #74 to #72 - ivoryhammer (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, I'm just not fascinated by my ****
#80 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
the other day a girl took my phone, took a picture of me, sent the picture to my friend and a number she wrote on the mobile phone..I had never met that girl and she never told me her name..
#45 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
more like my big cock
User avatar #56 to #45 - aserock (03/18/2013) [-]
Shut up, Anon.
User avatar #35 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [+] (17 replies)
what if she ends up admiring how big it is?
#78 to #51 - callitchickensalad (03/19/2013) [-]
this entire interaction made me cringe
#27 - englman (03/18/2013) [-]
I snatch it back before she finds things she doesn't want to find..
It's worse than a large **** ..
User avatar #21 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/18/2013) [-]
I once knew a guy who took a picture of a **** he took on his honeymoon then made it his phones background for years.
That's true love, I think.
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