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#45 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my newly ex's number: (3.1.0) 691.6997

bitch persuaded me to stay with her after she cheated on me and then cheats on me again, guess it's my own fault

just text "you're a bitch" if you can't think of anything
User avatar #60 to #45 - thekeldog (03/18/2013) [-]
I kinda wanta say shut up meg, because it is your fault for taking her back, but no one really deserves that. even people who dont make good decisions.
User avatar #3 - vanoreo (03/17/2013) [-]
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#124 - alucardshellhound (03/18/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at I think my eyes just died a little **
#106 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
Thats a sexual reference. Kill me now
#104 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
it takes the sloth 48 hours to preform sex
#103 - guiltyparty (03/18/2013) [-]
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#97 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
KERBE?! I missed you! Even if I am Meg (at least in this site, anyway) or anonymous, I always loved your uploads.
User avatar #95 - teoferrazzi (03/18/2013) [-]
By all intents and purposes, sloths might just take the honors for being every female species’ worst nightmare.
They're not only the world’s laziest animal.
Apparently the only thing they do quickly is sex.
And by quickly, I mean quickly.
The whole mating ritual is done, including foreplay, in about 5 seconds.

source: www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/wanderlust/sex-lives-sloths
#79 - doyoulikeapizza (03/18/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #1199877 at Friendly **
#78 - mastercolossus (03/18/2013) [-]
ill just leave this here
#50 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
when looking at the thumbnail i thought it was 2 gay guys. and the issue was that the one guy couldnt get it up. "it happens to everybody"
#49 - aerosol ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
#48 - aerosol ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh **** , KERBE's stuff is back on the front page? It's been a while. Good to see it again.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of former FJ "celebrities" who have been out of commission for quite some time. Shame. I miss some of them.
#46 - lostdagame (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - cantfindausername (03/18/2013) [-]
"That wasn't even a minute!!"
Oh goodness, it's still ringing in my ears.

On another downside, it's pretty much how I got the nickname "Floppy."
User avatar #19 - popkornking (03/18/2013) [-]

any .gifs expressing this are appreciated
User avatar #18 - twinnedorphan (03/18/2013) [-]
funny you should ask, while there is nothing particulary interesting in the way sloths have chao shika pow pow. It's rather interesting that a female sloth lets out a blood-curdling mating call that sounds like a woman shrieking. Immediately, males from as far away as 700 meters began rushing toward the sound, but for a sloth, this single-minded, deliberate movement on the ground gives an excelent view for predators.
User avatar #17 - dafuckisthisshit (03/18/2013) [-]
the penis goes in the vagina and shes all like oh yes and ur all like damn this feels amazing then u splooge early and she gets pissed and u cry for hours.
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