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#71 - thebrothersmachado (03/16/2013) [-]
He's just packing mass
User avatar #28 - megatrollinator ONLINE (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kryptonian Physiology is different to Human Physiology. Kryptonians don't get fat when they absorb Solar Radiation, because it's not being stored as Fat in their bodies. It's stored and converted in their cells, via a Pseudo-Photosynthesis.
User avatar #27 - adunsaveme (03/16/2013) [-]
How about you don't put red on blue like a ******* cruel cunt OP
#97 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
This explains why Wonder Woman doesn't want to do him.
#70 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Flying is like running, it takes energy to do so.
User avatar #75 to #70 - mourningspawn (03/16/2013) [-]
not withough gravity
User avatar #64 - steamwhistler (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to apply logic to a man who is bullet proof, has laser and x-ray vision, super speed, can fly, can freeze things with his breath and can be completely disguised by a apair of glasses? Nothing else about superman makes sense, why would this?
User avatar #61 - kingbulbasaur (03/16/2013) [-]
>never exercises
Yeah, like him saving the ******* day every ******* day for 80 years isn't exercise at all.
User avatar #36 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Where is it said that solar energy replaces his need to eat? I'm pretty sure he needs to eat. I seem to remember him remarking on being hungry in an issue of JLA.
User avatar #16 - misfitsftw (03/16/2013) [-]
kryptonian metabolism
#15 - jayzoo (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the first thing isnt wrong at all
even real people survive only by light
without eating or drinking
this technique is called "Prana" ,google it
User avatar #4 - mhden (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dont want to be an asshole ... and it is funny ... but just so i get this off me .
He sais ENERGY . We eat , and BURN food to get energy .Superman doesnt have
a need to Eat for energy because he takes in energy from the sun . That doesnt mean he is gona
get fat . Because to get fat you need to have eaten something and convert it to muscle/fat + energy + **** .

#63 - thatoldguy (03/16/2013) [-]
Superman's face when he read this post
User avatar #58 - onederman ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Really? If he gets energy from the sun and therefore doesn't eat at all, he should be just skin and bones.
User avatar #55 - garentei (03/16/2013) [-]
Not if he's an ectomorph
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#24 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2013) [-]
SEIZURE TEXT ACTIVATE.
#23 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The gravity on Krypton in insanely high so while on krypton superman obtained his strength and when arriving on earth the gravity is so low he is light as a feather, but still affected by it.
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User avatar #10 - Crusader ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes, because a super-powered alien that can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes obviously has the same metabolic rate as a normal human.
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