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#243 - unlivingmech **User deleted account**
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#198 - draqoeus
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I'm muslim and i believe in evolution. Which part of Qur'an that denied evolution? Also Muhammad flew on a ******* bird which is faster than light or so i've been told.
#213 to #198 - fcrocker
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A you sure it was a bird, not a Boeing 747?
#202 to #198 - delboy
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so you believe it with no evidence supporting that claim?
#207 to #202 - draqoeus
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Nah, i just think it's cool that someone could do something like that.
#204 to #198 - toonlinktwentytwo
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mybe the qur'an contains the secret to warp speed
#219 to #198 - greenwithenvy
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It's probably in that 1/3rd of the Qu'ran that was removed in the early 1600's and is only found in an ancient version of the book in some Palestinian museum, never to be read again. not ************.
#223 to #219 - draqoeus
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Can you give me links regarding your statement? I'm interested in reading it
#235 to #223 - greenwithenvy
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Quran can't find a link to the bit about the museum, but I heard somewhere that one of the original copies from before the caliph ordered them all to be burned was found and is in hiding because it contains verses not found in today's version, and that in itself is considered sacrilege.
#106 - unnyjunkerf
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OP is this your ******* wallpaper?
#28 - rupok
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Except Muslims actually believe in evolution....
#116 to #28 - lysham
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no they not trus me i'm a muslim
#328 - stickandmove
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No different than christianity/judaism.
#304 - anon
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Do a little research for yourself. Don't believe everything you see in the internet. Read about Islam. Read the Quran if you want to be close to 100 % sure about Islam. Then you'll see what Islam is about. Don't trust propaganda that's against or for Islam. Do your own research. And just because some Muslims behave bad, then it doesn't mean that all Muslims are bad or that Islam is bad just because some Muslims are bad. And this doesn't only count for Islam, Christianity etc.. It counts for everything. Don't judge something/someone before you know the truth about it/them.
#305 to #304 - anon
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Btw. There are different groups of Muslims (Sunni, Shia etc.) as there are different groups of Christians (Catholics, Protestants etc.). So there may be some differences between the groups and therefore there may be some Muslims who might be for suicide bombs. But the majority of Muslims are Sunni (75% to 90% of all Muslims), and they are against suicide bombs and terrorism. So if you do a research, be sure to know which group of Muslims say this and that.
#338 to #305 - thekame
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I'm just here to say that shias are also against suicide bombs and terrorism, because this was written in a way that implied other wise, not necessarily done on purpose but w/e.
#341 to #338 - anon
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As you say it wasn't on purpose, because I didn't want to imply that Shia are for suicide bombs and Sunni against. I just wrote the things I knew about (I don't know much about Shia or other groups of Muslims. I barely know something about Sunni.) What I said was: "it might be that some groups are for suicide bombs" (not saying that all other groups than Sunni are for suicide bombs, just saying that there might be a group or two, because I don't know all the groups of Muslims and therefore there's a chance, that there's someone for suicide bombs. And again, not implying that any specific group is for suicide bombs...)
#325 to #305 - Crusader
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There may be different groups, but they are by no means as different as Protestants and Catholics and Orthodox Christians.
#331 to #325 - anon
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Believe me when I say, that they can be at least as different as Protestants and Catholics. Just because you may not have heard of them, it doesn't mean that they don't exist? And I know that they exist. An example: Just look at Sunni vs. Shia vs. Wahabi. There are at least hundreds of different groups of Muslims.
#278 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#327 to #278 - improbablyyourdad
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There is a difference between atheist and atheism.

>YFW
#281 to #278 - ultimoz
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Is that picture a joke?
#285 to #281 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#289 to #285 - ultimoz
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Comment Picture
#276 - flange
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Just read some of the comments. Just to point out, Evolution is totally incompatible with Abrahamic religious beliefs. I believe in Evolution, i was raised a Catholic, i found that Catholicism and Evolution were incompatible and have since learned this is the same with Islam and Judaism, the religious texts of all these religions state that all living creatures were created by god as they are today. You can't have a 'get out of jail free card' by saying you're religious but believe in evolution. I'll be awaiting your red thumbs.
Pic related.
#282 to #276 - tomthehippie
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Despite the fact that several popes have come out in support of Evolution.

herp da derp!
#286 to #282 - flange
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And Popes don't love to get out of jail free?
#291 to #286 - tomthehippie
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How about you stop being a prick, mmkay?
#295 to #291 - flange
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convincing argument
#300 to #295 - tomthehippie
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How about we understand that taking every sentence in the bible literally, doesn't work? That science isn't from the devil or some stupid ******** like that?   
   
In other words, you don't have to be an atheist in order to have a brain.   
   
prick.
How about we understand that taking every sentence in the bible literally, doesn't work? That science isn't from the devil or some stupid ******** like that?

In other words, you don't have to be an atheist in order to have a brain.

prick.
#303 to #300 - flange
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#287 to #276 - psykojet
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So God couldn't make it so it could adapt? Then how do people adapt?
#316 to #287 - myturntoevil
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#299 to #287 - flange
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Evolution
#259 - xxKingKhanxx
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Islam is the only one of the three major religions that believes that the Earth wasn't created in 7 days. Having read the Qu'ran, there is no place that is disproved by evolution. It's fine if you want to make fun of a religion, just do it right.

TL;DR: You can believe in evolution and Islam without any repercussions.
#232 - freepaint
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It makes no sense though, I used to be a Muslim then realized how intellectually degrading, it was.Its ****** up kids.Religion in general.Except for Buddhism.
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#228 - swifterly
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I am disappoint thtat there is not a fight going on between a Muslims and an Atheist. I made this popcorn for no reason...
#233 to #228 - dilara
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Meh, as a muslim myself I try to ignore these posts/content since they try to make muslims mad. I'm usually laughing because this fails horribly.
#209 - thebiggartner
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Consider this:
-Muslims believe in evolution and the big bang
-It doesnt say magic horse
-Stop mocking religions on funnyjunk
-I dont support neither atheism, christianity or islam, but this post is pure ********
-Dont go write in the comments that all muslims and christians are terrorists and pedophiles, cause its not true at all
-Try not to be so narrowminded
Sincerely a person who is sick of these posts
#214 to #209 - anon
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Good, good.
Let the butthurt flow throught you.
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#170 - anon
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Islam doesn't disbelieve in evolution. In fact, in Islam the Big bang happened and evolution happened.

Also, it doesn't say magical horse. It says winged creature.

tldr; Xsap, read into what you say before you say it. Faggot.

I'm an atheist and I think that people like you are like the fags who say **** like "massacre those who insult islam".
#173 to #170 - anonomoz
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where it says winged creature?
#175 to #170 - craazhy
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You made decent points, but I'm looking right here where you said "it doesn't say magical horse. It says winged creature" and I'm squinting.

I'm squinting, sir or ma'am.
#180 to #175 - anon
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In Islam, they believed a winged creature came to Muhammad.
#184 to #180 - craazhy
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Yeah, I understand that, but it doesn't disarm the counter argument at all. It's like you said "that's not a cup, it's a mug."
#186 to #184 - anon
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Yeah, they may have some crazy beliefs, but who are we to say anything? In fact, what does it achieve, if we convert one person from theism to atheism. We don't win coins or anything, in the same way that they don't win anything.

Thus, I don't go about spouting my beliefs, and everyone I know doesn't spout their beliefs onto me.
#269 to #186 - dummerbaztard
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So if it's about muslims we have to respect their believes, but if the post is bashing on christians its ok to criticise everything about them?
#349 to #269 - anon
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I believe this about every religion.
#192 to #186 - anon
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As a muslim, I agree. I won't challenge your beliefs if you don't challenge mine.

#187 to #186 - craazhy
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Definitely. To each, his own.
#189 to #187 - anon
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If everyone shut the **** up about religion, the world would be a better place.
#139 - robertolee
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This is just stupid. I'm an atheist but I do not mock or bash religion, the only time I would ever have a problem with religion is if it interferes with something that might affect my life or the wellbeing of others, I will dislike or voice my opinion on actions that are carried out in the name of religion but never the actual religion itself. Just live and let live, if religious action isn't affecting you or harming others then shut the **** up because then you're just being an asshole for no reason. If it is affecting you or others then do something about it, don't come on the internet and bash the religion because not everyone in that religion is like that. Hate the religious headcase who carries out harmful actions to others, do not hate the religion.
#135 - anon
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Enjoy your spectacular death, OP
#118 - anon
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STILL RIDING HIS MAGICAL PONY !
#46 - curses
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There are more of those fun stories from the Koran.

Did you know Mohammed saw an Angel with over 600 wings? He did and I guess he must have been mighty high for that.

Mohammed once made water for everyone in the camp by sweating it out of his palms. Yummy.

Mohammed made a 9 year old girl his wife. Pedophile is what that is.

Mohammed once used a ladder to get up to the moon to then cut it in half. How no one else on this planet ever recorded such feat is beyond me but he put it back together again.


So yea, Islam has some bat **** insane stories and a bat **** insane prophet who most likely just lied his way to the top. He was white after all and white people back in the old days where quite nasty.
#53 to #46 - churrundo
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I thought you were going to talk about Starcraft, Gangnam Style, or items
#100 to #46 - anon
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Source?