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User avatar #230 - TheReich (03/09/2013) [-]
"Trot Trot Trot. BOK"

Is that some weird ass North Korean language **** ?
User avatar #253 to #230 - lazysuzan (03/09/2013) [-]
The **** , are you joking.

Trot is an onomatopoeia, implies stimulus of sound.

No idea what the **** ''BOK'' is...
User avatar #257 to #253 - Mecryte (03/09/2013) [-]
The sound of a hollow missile ricocheting off of giant steel toed combat boots.
User avatar #261 to #257 - lazysuzan (03/09/2013) [-]
Well said
#254 to #253 - TheReich (03/09/2013) [-]
Yes... Yes I was joking.

#260 to #254 - lazysuzan (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh lordy, I am so sorry.   
Obey the Reich
Oh lordy, I am so sorry.

Obey the Reich
#263 to #260 - TheReich (03/09/2013) [-]
It's k. I still love you.
It's k. I still love you.
#265 to #263 - lazysuzan (03/09/2013) [-]
luv u 2 <3
luv u 2 <3
#266 to #265 - TheReich (03/09/2013) [-]
#267 to #266 - lazysuzan (03/09/2013) [-]
I D K ... you want more?
I D K ... you want more?
User avatar #209 - agooodname (03/09/2013) [-]
then china
#219 to #209 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
That's a good point. Although, I think that China agrees with America on the trade sanctions (what caused N.K to threaten nukes). As long as China agrees with America, It won't happen, or it would be REALLY REALLY STUPID if N.K did. And here's why.
China is right above N.K, South Korea is right below. While Chinese troops move in from the North, American troops along with South Korean troops could move in from the south. North Korea would basically be CORNERED and would either have to surrender to whatever the **** terms the "allies" made, or have the country name of North Korea completely gone, and renamed something more democratic.
Also, during the Korean War, China was the only country stopping U.S forces from pushing N.K back further. That bright idea was the idea of General MacArthur's, but President Eisenhower declined claiming it would start a World War 3 if we got into China from N.K. Also, MacArthur was eventually fired because of that too.
User avatar #233 to #219 - agooodname (03/09/2013) [-]
i am enlightened, thank you.
#234 to #233 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
No one ever wants to debate International Relations / Foreign Affairs with me.
#249 to #234 - anaklusmos (03/09/2013) [-]
Do you think that this BS with North Korea is actually a big deal? I mean they threatened us sure but I think the media is throwing the whole thing out of proportion. They don't have the missiles capable of carrying out their threat and if they did (which would suck since I live in DC) the repercussions would be infinitely worse for them. We're not Japan, we've been prepared for a Nuclear war for years. We'd wipe NK off the map.
#259 to #249 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
They don't have the missiles to travel from N.K to Washington D.C, that's true. But what's stopping them from getting a Destroyer Naval ship, load a couple nukes on there and getting 90 miles or so off the U.S coastline? I'm sure that America would sink the Destroyer before anything could happen but it's probably a legit threat. Also, America doesn't know for sure if N.K has ICBM"s or not, we sure think they don't but, there might be underground launch facilities in N.K that drones can't fly over. America is unsure of the threat they actually pose, it's probably not big, but it might be
User avatar #236 to #234 - agooodname (03/09/2013) [-]
i would, but i dont know much about NK, anyway when do you think the war with NK start will if their even is one.
#243 to #236 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, I think China would have to be against us for N.K even to consider launching their toys at us. China isn't going to want to go into a direct conflict/war with America since we import a lot of goods from China. It would damage their economy too much. With that being said, I think that it's a very very small chance of Kim Jung launching his nukes at the U.S. Although, he might do something to S.K (like launch a nuke) but that would still be really really risky because the U.S would have troops to S.K within days to back them and with S.K/American troops along with China pushing from the North down, N.K would be kinda squeezed in the middle.

Maybe N.K might sign a treaty with Iran and then with a couple hundred thousand more troops than America and two countries with growing developmental capabilities for Nuclear weapons. Iran (since it would be closer) would launch one at America, while N.K launches a nuke at S.K. That might be a possible scenario to me i would think.
User avatar #255 to #243 - agonizingkingjake (03/09/2013) [-]
You'd assume China wouldnt go to war with the U.S but i feel since we are moving into syria China and Russia wouldnt mind joining North Korea
#264 to #255 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
If China and Russia joined N.K, that would be World War III. Also, the Axis powers (China, Russia, N.K) would easily out number U.S troops by a few million. The U.S homeland would very likely to be invaded, we would get a few nukes thrown our way, The U.S would throw some of their nukes. One world power simply cannot take two world powers along with more allies. It'd be over before it even started. Keep in mind that N.K doesn't have ICBM"s but both China and Russia do.
User avatar #268 to #264 - agonizingkingjake (03/09/2013) [-]
Im guessing if the whole WWIII were to happen we would have to have help so we'd call upon Britain and Canada would help us get rid of the invaders. We'd probably back out of South Korea and let them deal with north while Britain and the U.S go to war with Russia and China
#274 to #268 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
Britain would be a vital allie if U.S had gotten into World War III. It is a really scary thought knowing all of this can potentially happen and all the countries (U.S, G.B, China, Russia) all have nuclear capabilities. The only thing that could even have a slight chance of saving the entire world from total destruction would be the world leaders come together, get their **** together, and disassemble all of their nukes.
China launches one at D.C, America, Russia launches one in a big city along the west coast. Russian + Chinese troops move in to invade our homeland they would need to secure a small portion of our homeland (probably one of the nuke areas) G.B along with American troops would back the Axis troops out of their secure area after (probably months of fighting) with jets and tanks rolling in.

To me, it would be like "My toy is bigger than yours game" where the world power with the biggest and baddest toy wins. If you think about it, there's more countries that are against the U.S or Communist than there are with the U,S.
Let's say G.B acts as 4 regular countries, there's probably 16 countries that would be against the U.S.

User avatar #277 to #274 - agonizingkingjake (03/09/2013) [-]
I know thats the scary part and if it happens itd be the nuclear fallout that would probably leave the human race extinct. But i think the "upcoming civil war" in the U.S would also cause a cease in fighting
#559 to #277 - tyroneisanigger (03/09/2013) [-]
Upcoming Civil war? Go on?
User avatar #581 to #559 - agonizingkingjake (03/10/2013) [-]
Well with the upcoming economic collapse and the government trying to take guns its just a matter of time before a civil war occurs
couple links if you wanna read up
User avatar #256 to #243 - agooodname (03/09/2013) [-]
i see what your saying, china wouldnt likely attack us because we owe them tons of money any they cant collect their money once they attack us. As for NK once their country starts to crumble which it will eventually i think its very likely that they launch what nukes they have at SK and invade SK again. then we get involved, its the Korean war all over again.
User avatar #238 - Holyshizznips (03/09/2013) [-]
Could someone update a poor lazy soul on what the **** those crazy lil ***** are doing?
User avatar #258 to #238 - tombombadil (03/09/2013) [-]
Recently did an underground nuclear test, and said that they would nuke us if the UN passed the new sanctions.
User avatar #293 to #258 - Holyshizznips (03/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I knew about that. Thought there might have been something else. Thanks!
User avatar #585 - rocksteady (03/10/2013) [-]
This is the most retarded ethnocentric post I have seen.

You do realize if North Korea launches nukes at America it would be devastating right.
User avatar #591 to #585 - ekiouja (04/15/2013) [-]
Their farthest reaching missile wouldn't hit the far side of japan, let alone the states.
User avatar #592 to #591 - rocksteady (04/19/2013) [-]
You can drop a missile from a plane.

I even think... oh yes that's right, it's been done before in every major war.
User avatar #299 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
Diplomatically is there any way to talk North Korea out of possible conflict? I know our version of Democracy is broken and exploitable but if we could negotiate what would North Korea want from us?
User avatar #305 to #299 - goodguygary (03/09/2013) [-]
north korea would want US. seriosly, more land and access to **** tons of nukes.
User avatar #308 to #305 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
I figure it would have something to do with land expansion

Jesus Titties this is Americka where we have Deep Fat Fried Twinkies Wrapped in Bacon and dipped in Lard Sauce for extra flavor.

Maybe we can challenge Mr. Jong Jr. to an Eating Contest

They lose they have to sit in the time out corner
User avatar #320 to #308 - goodguygary (03/09/2013) [-]
nah, challenge the entire population of N. Korea to an eating contest, it'll have been their greatest meal in awhile
#327 to #320 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
I hope they love Hot Dogs
User avatar #435 to #327 - ismellnewfag (03/09/2013) [-]
That's their main delicacy. Oh wait...
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User avatar #318 to #316 - keivoc (03/09/2013) [-]
military's not gonna be so strong if it has no one in it.
#322 to #318 - comanderspy (03/09/2013) [-]
"no one in it"

its been ******* 1 day. and its not like recruitment has stopped. it never stops, this is just for people that go to college and army
User avatar #324 to #322 - keivoc (03/09/2013) [-]
well yea its not gonna change over night, but thats a HUGE portion of people in it.
User avatar #326 to #324 - comanderspy (03/09/2013) [-]
it still said that the ones already in it are going to stay there, its only NEW ones that cant enter.
User avatar #315 - alseides (03/09/2013) [-]
He should've used two planes
#311 - bigrog (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm calling it now, we are going to have to wipe them out, we are not going to want to do it but they are going to fire the nuke at us, we will shoot it down, and once you fire a nuke with intent to kill millions you can't just let that go. We will have to come in, spend a few months with a land invasion, if they don't crack bomb them some, until we can overthrow there goverment, then all all you know it all douchbag europeans (not all europeans just the douchbags) will hold it over our heads for god knows how long despite them deserving it and the place being a better place after its done
User avatar #216 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
The problem isn't North Korea, it's China...
User avatar #304 to #216 - goodguygary (03/09/2013) [-]
not really, i mean, go to any store and look at where most of the stuff was made.
User avatar #271 to #216 - Crusader (03/09/2013) [-]
You mean the guys that are basically "Yeah, sit down Korea, I like you, but not that much" and are trying to cut off ties?
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