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User avatar #98 - fukkendragonite (03/09/2013) [-]
>implying China wouldn't help North Korea out
User avatar #100 to #98 - szymonf (03/09/2013) [-]
China is getting annoyed by North Korea's pursuit of nuclear weapons. China didn't even try to block the new UN sanctions.
User avatar #117 to #100 - xxbutthurtxx (03/09/2013) [-]
They didn't blocked the UN sanctions but they also didn't agree with them.
They pleaded for lower sanctions.
User avatar #146 to #117 - szymonf (03/09/2013) [-]
You are right, but that doesn't mean that they are not worried with what NK is doing.
User avatar #149 to #146 - xxbutthurtxx (03/09/2013) [-]
Yes, China is still annoyed by North Korea. They prefer peace in east Asia and want to profit from their relations to the western economy.
User avatar #151 to #149 - szymonf (03/09/2013) [-]
You are completely correct.
User avatar #105 to #100 - fukkendragonite (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, because they don't want war. They know that if it kicks off, they'll end up having to support them. They'd rather avoid conflict.

However if conflict happens....
User avatar #144 to #105 - szymonf (03/09/2013) [-]
If conflict were to happen then China would most likely not interfere with military aggression. They would stand to lose too much economically and they would most likely lose legitimacy and leverage in their territorial disputes.
User avatar #106 to #105 - drfreeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Then they lose all the money we owe them and we'd lose over half our debt
User avatar #127 to #105 - redthumbmaster (03/09/2013) [-]
There are already rumors of assassination planning on Kim Jong-un from China.
User avatar #121 to #105 - srskate (03/09/2013) [-]
China is actually in a bit of trouble if the war happens. NK has short range missile capabilities.
User avatar #141 to #121 - kingrayne (03/09/2013) [-]
also if a trade embargo happens, China's economy would collapse rapidly.
User avatar #132 to #98 - defender (03/09/2013) [-]
implying that china would side with a **** poor country
User avatar #116 to #98 - sphincterface (03/09/2013) [-]
China wouldn't. China is a part of the United Nations Security Council. It's practically their job to avoid nuclear war. And North Korea has been pissing them off. Plus we owe tons of money to China anyways.
User avatar #155 to #98 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/09/2013) [-]
>Implying China hasn't already stated that they will not side against America
User avatar #104 to #98 - gcloud (03/09/2013) [-]
they wont...
#162 to #98 - rprzombie ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
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Go learn politics.
#192 to #98 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Of coarse it depends on circumstance but you're right if for no other reason (and there are other reasons) than China doesn't want America to have a military foothold connecting them directly by land.
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#5 - pallypal (03/08/2013) [-]
Aha. It's funny because America thinks its the head of the world.
User avatar #19 to #5 - sockprague (03/08/2013) [-]
In some ways we are. One of the very few ways is war. Sun Tzu may have created the art of war, but America has perfected it.
User avatar #10 to #5 - underporches (03/08/2013) [-]
How is that why it's funny?
#13 to #10 - pallypal (03/08/2013) [-]
It's not.

This is not funny, it's sad.
User avatar #452 - jimboismynameo (03/09/2013) [-]
the real problem is not N.Korea itself.....but all its big friends....like China and Russia

take those two out of the equation and storming N.Korea would not be such a big deal
#478 to #452 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
China and Russia will only help if we attack first. They're only allied for defence not offence. If they start **** first, they wont help them.
#174 - vizz (03/09/2013) [-]
Then the Us realised that missile was filled with smallpox
User avatar #200 to #174 - ivoryhammer (03/09/2013) [-]
A disease that has a cure that is readily available in almost every first world country? Jesus Christ how horrifying.
User avatar #251 to #200 - vizz (03/09/2013) [-]
What about super strains developed in bio warfare labs that have an immunity to current cures?
User avatar #500 - UberAndrew (03/09/2013) [-]
I doubt North Korea would actually start anything, they'd have to realize they'd be starting a war they couldn't win.
Even though the world likes to joke about America they are not someone you want to go to war with, the 'war' wouldn't take very long at all.
#517 to #500 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan.......
I disagree ^
your record of meddling is quite impressive though, WWI WWII etc.
America would kick N.Korea's ass though, yes.
User avatar #539 to #517 - warlike (03/09/2013) [-]
Stupid anon, America won the war in Iraq. They killed Saddam and set up a new gov. Win.

And as for meddling, without our support in WWI or WWII, there would've been a very slim chance of the Allies winning.
#526 - strawberryfields (03/09/2013) [-]
1.What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#515 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
I love america, sometimes the patriotism gets out of hand but that's probably the media putting you in the spotlight a bit much, only picking the bad things and such... I'd love to live in america my perception is my accent would get me dem bitchez[
User avatar #533 to #515 - icametocomment (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, our government is currently being a lazy bunch of squabbling fags who couldn't agree on which way to run if a train was coming at them, but hey, we've got free speech and no dictators.

As for your accent, it depends on where you're from.
#499 - juha (03/09/2013) [-]
deal with it
User avatar #299 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
Diplomatically is there any way to talk North Korea out of possible conflict? I know our version of Democracy is broken and exploitable but if we could negotiate what would North Korea want from us?
User avatar #305 to #299 - goodguygary ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
north korea would want US. seriosly, more land and access to **** tons of nukes.
User avatar #308 to #305 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
I figure it would have something to do with land expansion

Jesus Titties this is Americka where we have Deep Fat Fried Twinkies Wrapped in Bacon and dipped in Lard Sauce for extra flavor.

Maybe we can challenge Mr. Jong Jr. to an Eating Contest

They lose they have to sit in the time out corner
User avatar #320 to #308 - goodguygary ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
nah, challenge the entire population of N. Korea to an eating contest, it'll have been their greatest meal in awhile
#327 to #320 - murrlogic (03/09/2013) [-]
I hope they love Hot Dogs
User avatar #435 to #327 - ismellnewfag (03/09/2013) [-]
That's their main delicacy. Oh wait...
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User avatar #349 - cycloneclone (03/09/2013) [-]
In 10 million years some sort of intelligent life of some sort will find the artifacts of 8 billion humans and see that they all went extinct due to some sort of nuclear war that went on the that the World had gotten to a point where they hated each other so much that they killed each other. How in the hell did they **** up that bad?
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User avatar #318 to #316 - keivoc (03/09/2013) [-]
military's not gonna be so strong if it has no one in it.
#322 to #318 - comanderspy (03/09/2013) [-]
"no one in it"

its been ******* 1 day. and its not like recruitment has stopped. it never stops, this is just for people that go to college and army
User avatar #324 to #322 - keivoc (03/09/2013) [-]
well yea its not gonna change over night, but thats a HUGE portion of people in it.
User avatar #326 to #324 - comanderspy (03/09/2013) [-]
it still said that the ones already in it are going to stay there, its only NEW ones that cant enter.
User avatar #325 - johnnyiscool (03/09/2013) [-]
I doubt that joke of a country will get that far.
User avatar #315 - alseides (03/09/2013) [-]
He should've used two planes
#311 - bigrog (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm calling it now, we are going to have to wipe them out, we are not going to want to do it but they are going to fire the nuke at us, we will shoot it down, and once you fire a nuke with intent to kill millions you can't just let that go. We will have to come in, spend a few months with a land invasion, if they don't crack bomb them some, until we can overthrow there goverment, then all all you know it all douchbag europeans (not all europeans just the douchbags) will hold it over our heads for god knows how long despite them deserving it and the place being a better place after its done
User avatar #161 - dagreatmax (03/09/2013) [-]
Can someone with mad photoshop skills change the mini nuke for TPB and make it go in the leg. I'm bad at photoshopping
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