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#303 - Fgner
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I have this theory that if somebody dares to start a real all out war with America one of three things will happen:
1) America shows it's big hairy ******* balls and makes a ******* message out of them. That F/A-35 wouldn't just be for show - it would put ******* craters in the country. North Korea nukes California? What the **** are you talking about? There's no such thing as North Korea? The only Korea we know of is that island right under that giant ******* hole.
2) America just shows it's big hairy balls, but isn't a dick about it. They use controlled strikes to murder every politician and military leader in the country that attacked. If they continued after the chaos calmed and a new government came in - move to step 1.
3) America's rank as superpower dies as Obama goes on the air and apologizes for whatever we could have done to offend them, and we send them billions of dollars (more) a year, and give them a lifetime supply of nukes as a peace offering. We then dismantle our military and ban all weapons. Then China and North Korea come and take our **** over... Okay maybe a little bit exaggerated, but the ending is true here.


What do you guys think?
#307 to #303 - eyemeralds
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What if he apologizes, gives them nukes

Then detonates them from a remote panel

Then Obama apologizes again for them being such gullible ********?
#333 to #307 - Fgner
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(03/09/2013) [-]
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#365 to #307 - paintballgun
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(03/09/2013) [-]
You are going my places my friend.
#560 to #365 - eyemeralds
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I went to work
Does that count?
#564 to #560 - paintballgun
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(03/09/2013) [-]
yes
#583 to #564 - eyemeralds
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I smell like pelican vomit...

Such is the stench of victory.
#584 to #583 - paintballgun
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Such smelly victory. tis glorious
#310 to #307 - embalm
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I like were your minds at
#561 to #310 - eyemeralds
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I like where * you're heart is
#206 - theelderscrolls
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Go ahead. Throw a few nukes at us. We ******* DARE you.
#210 to #206 - nitsuan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
"How 'bout a relief package, eh America?"

And then the cycle continues!
#466 - wizlock
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(03/09/2013) [-]
China supports north korea, and you probably know that china is one ************ you don't want to **** with
#491 to #466 - zakaizer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Actually, since N.Korea started this whole 'Break the peace treaty' malarkey, China and Russia (Both former allies) have now turned their backs on them, and are siding with the UN... Kim hasn't got a chance.
#244 - mirmulnir
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Can't hit us with our shield of FREEDOM!
#270 to #244 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
#392 - alexjonez
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Plot twist
#74 - konradkurze
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(03/08/2013) [-]
< true story
#488 - DutchBlood
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(03/09/2013) [-]
America got RDJ. North Korea will never win.
America got RDJ. North Korea will never win.
#521 to #488 - senoldlx
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(03/09/2013) [-]
true words of wisdom
true words of wisdom
#212 - doctortoasty
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#89 - ridiculiculous
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Don't know why there is hate on the U.S.A, think about ALL the porn you wouldn't have!
#516 - diegotan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
#288 - slowbroking
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#280 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If there wasn't China, NK would be gone long ago. If NK decides to nuke any country, China would just be like; 'we've got nothing to do with this country'.
#313 to #280 - asschwitz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
They're already starting to move away from them.
#184 - buttgauges
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ffs if North Korea tries anything China will slap them around and put them back in their place.
#87 - mykoira
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(03/09/2013) [-]
+ fifth where U.S kick N-Korea out of screen
#83 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(03/08/2013) [-]
if one of north Korea nukes were to hit New York the blast would be so small i wouldn't even get to central park
#182 to #83 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
>implying they would be able to launch a missile w/o it malfunctioning 100ft from the pad.
#418 - pukki
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#543 - HonkIfIDriveWell ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
North Korea has threatened nuclear attacks against their "aggressors". Fearing inclusion in this generalization, France has already preemptively surrendered.
#460 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Americans are bullies, so **** you and your so-called 'freedom'.
#557 to #460 - defacedcreeper
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(03/09/2013) [-]
>bullies

*Gullible idiots
#262 - peanutbitter
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#220 - smercenary
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(03/09/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
This amazing me so much.
The next best army isn't even a 1/3rd
#237 to #220 - Spavaloo ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
When you consider the fact that the United States currently has 12(!) aircraft supercarriers, four of which are in constant service at any given time, and that any one of these could annihilate the military and capitol of a small country, solo, then you start to see why the military expenditures get so large. Those supercarriers are just one part of our navy, too.

#248 to #237 - smercenary
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah and we also have enough bombs to level the earth twice.

It's a little bit scary but the weaponry could have been put in worse hands if you ask me.