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#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that's why their are children bibles made.
User avatar #78 - frenzysalem (03/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
the fact that you posted this on the atheist channel kind of makes you seem like a bloated ass hole.
#79 to #78 - teranin ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I can't tell if this comment belies that you didn't understand the joke of this post, or that you don't really understand the point of the atheism channel. I'll be interested to see which it is.
I can't tell if this comment belies that you didn't understand the joke of this post, or that you don't really understand the point of the atheism channel. I'll be interested to see which it is.
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User avatar #12 - couriersix (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that quote was a metaphor for Egypt
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - awesomerunner (03/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12) Pretty self explanatory. Women shut up

“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3) KILL EVERyTHING

“Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.” (1 Peter 2:18) SLAVERY IS AWESOME

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22)

I know that the bible is supposed to be not taken directly but this is pretty hard to talk yourself out of
#6 to #5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2013) [-]
Slave's were actually servants who got paid for their work... Amalek and his "kingdom" were pretty much ancient Nazi's ... women couldn't teach men because back then women did not have any education whatsoever.
User avatar #102 - bomonsterzz (03/09/2013) [-]
i dont remember where in the bible but there is a story that goes as such:

There's a boy. He has a sister, two brothers and a dad (the mother was killed because she gave the dad a daughter). The boy falls in love with his sister, so he has his two brothers AND HIS OWN FATHER help him as he RAPES his own sister. Then after the sister gets pregnant the boy has his sister killed because he suspects her of sleeping around on.

End of story
#72 - djgeeza (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**djgeeza rolled a random image posted in comment #315576 at Pokemon ** Must check bible app.........................

I keep the bible app juts in case people start trying to quote bible verses in an argument so I can see them in context and then prove them wrong, It works, trust me, I argue with a lot of Christians.
User avatar #131 - Shadow Guardian (03/09/2013) [-]
Deuteronomy 32:35 "Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord, I will repay. In due time their foot will slip. The day of disaster is near, and their doom rushes upon them."
#127 - supersaiyajin (03/09/2013) [-]
Haven't heard that one before.
Haven't heard that one before.
#123 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/09/2013) [-]
#110 - ichbinlecher (03/09/2013) [-]
Favorite verse, life verse if you will: And for those agitators among you, let them go the whole way and emasculate themselves. Galatians 5.12
#98 - lordlucifer (03/09/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolls 419**
**lordlucifer rolls 419**
#80 - ednaeoj (03/08/2013) [-]
Hezekiel 23:20

"For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."
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#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Atheists have no basis for their morality. Therefore, you derive your basis for morality from your worldly environments, whether that be your parents, friends, idols, etc. Those individuals are inherently imperfect, as all humans are inherently immoral sinners. Thus, obtaining your morality through your environment leaves you as a flawed, immoral person, as opposed to an individual who obtains their basis for morality through God.
User avatar #93 to #26 - mrsockz (03/09/2013) [-]
No-one is perfect no matter what their beliefs
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