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User avatar #14 - iforgetwhattosay (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in my fever dream last night lincoln almost violated me sexually, but he got arrested first. that wasn't even the scariest part. for a brief moment there i think i had a vagina in my dream. i hate fever dreams.
User avatar #103 - shaddz ONLINE (03/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Correction, he will build a time machine
#79 - BeaverBalls (03/06/2013) [-]
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#106 - tacohunter (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But He'll never make it back :'(
#98 - owmowmow (03/06/2013) [-]
At the rate science and technology is moving these days, for a second I thought that actually happened. I fail.
#97 - Stralle (03/06/2013) [-]
i don't think hed do that he's got a history of being somewhat racist
#96 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
too bad there is no black man smart enough to do that
User avatar #93 - antisocialtwilight (03/06/2013) [-]
Great, now I'm imagining Bill Nye with lasers and a Lincoln outfit annihilating the Confederacy to the Doctor Who theme song.
#89 - jonobono (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**jonobono rolls 50**
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User avatar #83 - sirbutterballs (03/06/2013) [-]
Even though the only reason Abe Lincoln freed the slave is because the South was making too much of a profit off of slavery and he didn't want the south to be so powerful
User avatar #74 - mrfourtysevenman (03/06/2013) [-]
if you dont think thats the tightest shit ever get the fuck out my face
#22 - osusuckeyes (03/06/2013) [-]
Swing and a miss
User avatar #13 - psykobear (03/06/2013) [-]
I know it's just a joke, but I don't care.
Abraham Lincoln existed as a child and as a young man.
#3 - bossauce (03/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?
But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?
User avatar #15 to #3 - nerdicorn (03/06/2013) [-]
He went back.....
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