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#59 - sirbrentcoe (02/27/2013) [-]
..is..isn't it time for the world to be pissed off about something else yet? I was raised by 2 dads. We visited my mom every other weekend, and summers. but for the most part, 2 dads. They gave me the work ethic and sense of responsibility I have. Because of them, and how they taught me to be a responsible adult, I am 25, own my own house, have a wife with 2 kids, a great job, and a couple of really nice cars.
..is..isn't it time for the world to be pissed off about something else yet? I was raised by 2 dads. We visited my mom every other weekend, and summers. but for the most part, 2 dads. They gave me the work ethic and sense of responsibility I have. Because of them, and how they taught me to be a responsible adult, I am 25, own my own house, have a wife with 2 kids, a great job, and a couple of really nice cars.
#123 to #59 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
******** . gay propaganda.
User avatar #137 to #123 - sirbrentcoe (02/27/2013) [-]
gay propaganda? I am a product of a Homosexual upbringing. I am a productive member of society, in a healthy heterosexual relationship with the woman of my dreams, with 2 amazing kids. I own my home, one of my cars, and the other should be paid off here in about 2 years. My parents (mother included during the summer, by making me get a summer job) always tired to instil a strong sense of responsibility in me, and taught me how to be a productive member of society. why don't you log in and say that to my face, unless you don't have any facts to back up your ignorant statement.
#96 to #59 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
lol thats disgusting dude wtf
User avatar #97 to #96 - sirbrentcoe (02/27/2013) [-]
it's disgusting to be more successful, financially stable, and in a healthy relationship at 25 than most people are at 35? 40? 45? ok man. you keep thumpin' that bible!
User avatar #67 to #59 - mochidrake (02/27/2013) [-]
If it weren't for those kinds of couples, I'd probably still be orphaned.
User avatar #68 to #67 - sirbrentcoe (02/27/2013) [-]
i'm glad where ever you live they allowed a gay couple to adopt you, if that's what you are saying. good for you man.
User avatar #73 to #68 - mochidrake (02/27/2013) [-]
It is that, and I feel properly raised as well
#56 - ninjabadger ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Is it just me.... or does it seem like gay couples would do a better job raising a child...   
   
Too many families nowadays go through divorce and other stuff....
Is it just me.... or does it seem like gay couples would do a better job raising a child...

Too many families nowadays go through divorce and other stuff....







#125 to #56 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Nope. It's just you.
User avatar #79 to #56 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
>implying gay people don't break up EVER
User avatar #159 to #79 - ninjabadger ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Well they have to get married first (as I am talking about divorce, and this is related to children in the obvious sense)... and that seems to be a problem in some places for people to deal with.

But yeah, I get what you're saying.
User avatar #81 to #79 - corundum (02/27/2013) [-]
>implying divorcing means you're a a bad parent
#62 to #56 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Wait till it gets more common and it'd be the same thing.
#66 to #62 - ninjabadger ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
It might...    
   
But gay couples tend to actually love the one they are with. Generally there is more emotion and feelings between them.    
   
A lot of marriages now (straight couples) aren't solely out of love... most are for financial security (or benefits) or for the fact that it's a social norm.
It might...

But gay couples tend to actually love the one they are with. Generally there is more emotion and feelings between them.

A lot of marriages now (straight couples) aren't solely out of love... most are for financial security (or benefits) or for the fact that it's a social norm.
User avatar #75 to #66 - thatoneiranianguy (02/27/2013) [-]
Divorce will eventually become common within gay couples.

It happened with straight couples, social decay (which we are facing as a global issue) will eventually reach everyone.

We've just lost touch with values and principles. And well....now here we are. Divorce rates skyrocketed. Now like you said marriage is about benefits. My grandparents have been married for I believe 55 years now. Just goes to say progressiveness doesn't always bring positive social changes.
User avatar #74 to #66 - jimthesquirrelking (02/27/2013) [-]
so gay couples actually love each other while most straight couples dont? smells like ********
#157 to #74 - ninjabadger ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Well I said "a lot"... so I can see why you would see that as "most".

A lot more straight couples also makes it a little hard to proportionalize any statements correctly. Still, a higher percent of straight couples (which just so happens to be numerically higher as well) tend to divorce.

I was making my argument not solely on values/assumptions, but on statistics.

Sorry people thumbed you down though... probably that last bit you added was to blame.

If you want to look at it in the numerical (and technical) sense, there are more straight couples that love each other....but that isn't fair since the gap between straight and gay couples is large.
#76 to #74 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
That's not what he said at all you stupid cunt.
#129 to #76 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Nope. That's pretty much what he said.
User avatar #44 - namdelliks (02/27/2013) [-]
I had to read the very first sentence a few times..
#32 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
Everyone deserves a loving family.. gay or not.

I was raised by two loving women. sure they are my mom and grandmother. but related by blood or not, it still proves that same sex people can still raise a loving family



#356 to #32 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
Did they ever do it?
User avatar #357 to #356 - DekuNut (02/28/2013) [-]
my MOM and GRANDMA..

im surrounded by sick ***** .
#350 to #32 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
They did a bad job if your on funnyjunk
#352 to #350 - DekuNut (02/28/2013) [-]
being on funnyjunk does not reflect my true self.   
   
you are being just another troll. so here is to you, annon
being on funnyjunk does not reflect my true self.

you are being just another troll. so here is to you, annon
User avatar #285 to #32 - burdenedsoul (02/28/2013) [-]
my parents divorced when i was 3, and my mom remarried a guy named gary
i lived with my dad since then, but i would go over to my moms house every other weekend, and gary would be the greatest dad he could be to me and my brother, at some points i even loved him more than my dad, but then he died in 2007
and my dad has done everything he possibly could to keep a roof over our head, and to keep us fed, yadda yadda yadda, meanwhile, my mother, recently showed just how weak a parent she was, by basically giving me and my brother the middle finger, and running off, she wont allow us to live over at her house, unless we have a job, she cut me off from her phone plan, which now makes it up to my dad to make sure i have a phone for emergencies (we have no house phone, so when i'm home alone, i cant call anyone in case of an emergency)

bottom line: my two dads, my blood father, and my step father, have raised me better than my mother ever did
User avatar #339 to #285 - DekuNut (02/28/2013) [-]
Be strong. bro.
you are a strong person.
#150 to #32 - leachan **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
Sorry if this is too personal for you, but what happened to your dad?
#160 to #150 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
that bastard cheated on my mother when i was only 2.

mom raised me all by herself, along with my elderly grandma. she had to work double jobs. sometimes three just to raise me. Now that i'm a young adult. I owe so MUCH to her. she isa strong, caring woman. Unlike my asshole of a dad. He nenver payed child support, nor care dofr me--OH here's the cherry on the cake : manwhore.

I have a half sister. but i dont see her at all. I did ehwn I was a little girl.

he is an alcoholic,drug user, homophobic prick.
and has anger issues. EVERYTHING i HATE in a person.

INB4 I'm black, no I'm not.






#174 to #160 - leachan **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh god, I'm so sorry. You need a hug!
Oh god, I'm so sorry. You need a hug!
#175 to #174 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, but.. there are soo many people out there without parents at ALL.

I'm just happy that I have at least ONE who gives a **** .

thanks
User avatar #93 to #32 - mykoira (02/27/2013) [-]
worth writing the captha to thunb up. and i hate captha
#64 to #32 - sphinxe (02/27/2013) [-]
dayum straight
dayum straight
#46 to #32 - traveltech (02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 to #32 - persephoni (02/27/2013) [-]
You sir/ma'am deserve this gif.
You sir/ma'am deserve this gif.
#38 to #37 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
Ma'am  :D   
   
   
   
I love my family. And I support same sex families.
Ma'am :D



I love my family. And I support same sex families.
#58 to #38 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
I'll second this. I am a man raised by my mother and grandmother only. Cheers.
#57 to #38 - docxy (02/27/2013) [-]
i may not have a medal for you
but you can have this badge
#63 to #57 - DekuNut (02/27/2013) [-]
i feel special <3
User avatar #41 to #38 - schnizel (02/27/2013) [-]
You deserve a medal.
:D
User avatar #40 to #38 - persephoni (02/27/2013) [-]
Yea I know what you mean I have a few relatives that are with the same sex so I defiantly support same sex families.
User avatar #399 to #40 - defiantly (02/28/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #400 to #399 - persephoni (02/28/2013) [-]
lol didn't even notice i misspelled that.
#31 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Actually one million moms consist of well under 500.000 registered members.
#19 - stallwallwriter (02/27/2013) [-]
The sad thing is, the group is just called &quot;one million moms&quot;. It's not numerical, it's a branding decision that makes them sound like an impressive movement.   
Good on JC Penney.
The sad thing is, the group is just called "one million moms". It's not numerical, it's a branding decision that makes them sound like an impressive movement.
Good on JC Penney.
User avatar #306 to #19 - lemonn (02/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, One Million Moms only has about 53,000 members. lol
#147 to #19 - beatrixkiddo (02/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, sounds familiar I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself

Budd: You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
Bill: Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd: How come?
Bill: I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.
#16 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
I love the fact that they legitimately could have just said, Oh no, losing your profits, I'm so ******* scared, guess we'll deal with the billions we'll still pull in.
User avatar #15 - EventHorizon (02/27/2013) [-]
I love this... so much. Of course they're using it to drive profits, but their response shows a more human motivation. +Respect.
#9 - MasterManiac (02/27/2013) [-]
You do realise that companies couldnt give less of a 						****					 about gay rights, they're just putting it into their advertising to gain publicity.    
   
MFW companies milk the gay rights campaign for personal profit
You do realise that companies couldnt give less of a **** about gay rights, they're just putting it into their advertising to gain publicity.

MFW companies milk the gay rights campaign for personal profit
#279 to #9 - xuberpwnagex (02/28/2013) [-]
Is it really bad? The company gets advertisement and gay rights get backing. The reasoning is superficial but the outcome is still fine.
#163 to #9 - cockineveryorifice (02/27/2013) [-]
I don't understand why people get so upset when companies help a good cause and themselves. The alternative is to just help themselves.

User avatar #48 to #9 - traveltech (02/27/2013) [-]
Regardless though, if that profit driven change helps acceptance, who really cares?
#43 to #9 - UnoSkullmanx (02/27/2013) [-]
So ******* what? Should they have just done nothing? Sure, advertising and **** , but so what? How much have you done in your life to support a good cause?
User avatar #36 to #9 - bitchplzzz (02/27/2013) [-]
Dude... that's like... so gay...
#8 - trollnot (02/27/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 hate 1 million moms so much.    
   
I WANT TO BAN GUNS IT AFFECTS MY LIFE, NO gay MARRIAGE OR gay MARRIAGE PROPAGANDA IT AFFECTS MAH LIFE.   
   
No it doesn't you ignorant cunts your just 						*****					 with your noses up other peoples asses.  Explain to me again how to gay people being together or firearms affects your suburban lifestyle? You're just too 						*******					 lazy to talk to your  ugly ass children
I ******* hate 1 million moms so much.

I WANT TO BAN GUNS IT AFFECTS MY LIFE, NO gay MARRIAGE OR gay MARRIAGE PROPAGANDA IT AFFECTS MAH LIFE.

No it doesn't you ignorant cunts your just ***** with your noses up other peoples asses. Explain to me again how to gay people being together or firearms affects your suburban lifestyle? You're just too ******* lazy to talk to your ugly ass children
#336 to #8 - deezknuts (02/28/2013) [-]
I don't know about guns, that's a touchy issue because its very factionalized. There are cunts saying every teacher should have an AR-15 on one side, then on the other side there are cunts saying nobody should ever use guns, (they are the kind of people who think that if you ban something, it vanishes into thin 						*******					 air) and guns should be banned.   
   
in reality, gun legistlation is quite ineffective, and it is very difficult to regulate guns. It is a significant parallel to drugs and contraband in that respect,    
   
however, gun legistlation actually does effect everyone since gun legistlation supposedly has an influence on who gets to shoot up a school full of kids this week And if all guns are banned, it becomes another kind of contraband trade, which raises crime levels and other fun stuff like that. Firearms are deadly weapons and have a significant impact on suburban lifestlye, especially if you live in a poor neighborhood where crime levels are higher. People need to eat, you have food, they have a gun (whether banned by the government or not, not really the point here) so they shoot you and take your food.   
   
 gay marriage, on the other hand, doesn't affect anyone and the people you see rallying against it are just bored middle aged ducks who have nothing to do but sit there and 						******					 hate people for the lulz.
I don't know about guns, that's a touchy issue because its very factionalized. There are cunts saying every teacher should have an AR-15 on one side, then on the other side there are cunts saying nobody should ever use guns, (they are the kind of people who think that if you ban something, it vanishes into thin ******* air) and guns should be banned.

in reality, gun legistlation is quite ineffective, and it is very difficult to regulate guns. It is a significant parallel to drugs and contraband in that respect,

however, gun legistlation actually does effect everyone since gun legistlation supposedly has an influence on who gets to shoot up a school full of kids this week And if all guns are banned, it becomes another kind of contraband trade, which raises crime levels and other fun stuff like that. Firearms are deadly weapons and have a significant impact on suburban lifestlye, especially if you live in a poor neighborhood where crime levels are higher. People need to eat, you have food, they have a gun (whether banned by the government or not, not really the point here) so they shoot you and take your food.

gay marriage, on the other hand, doesn't affect anyone and the people you see rallying against it are just bored middle aged ducks who have nothing to do but sit there and ****** hate people for the lulz.
User avatar #10 to #8 - MasterManiac (02/27/2013) [-]
Sandy Brook...
User avatar #34 to #10 - repostforlife (02/27/2013) [-]
Sandybrook is a hospital where I live
#12 to #10 - Frankendell ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Hook*
User avatar #13 to #12 - MasterManiac (02/27/2013) [-]
My bad, shouldve googled it first. My point still stands tho.
User avatar #18 to #13 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrngdgUixYg&bpctr=1361996001

also this, i'm not saying it's true, but you should always consider more than one side of a story. else you'll be ignorant
User avatar #17 to #13 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Your point still stands how? that a mentaly disabled child got a gun that wasn't his and shot up a school?

I see how Criminals follow the law, lets make guns illegal, surely the criminals will follow!
User avatar #21 to #17 - SybariteUbiquitous (02/27/2013) [-]
Well, mentally disabled americans shouldn't allow mentally disabled children get guns. At least make a rule about a history of mental illness for ***** sake.
User avatar #24 to #21 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
also before you say anything i have no idea if lanza's parents were charity workers, twas just an example
User avatar #23 to #21 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Birth defects? a parent with 0 mental disabilies and a background of being a charity worker should not be allowed protection just beacuse they have a son with a mental disability? what if they got their gun license before they even had said child.
User avatar #25 to #23 - SybariteUbiquitous (02/27/2013) [-]
You misunderstand sir. I mean the child themselves. The parents may have guns if they wish. But if a person has a mental illness, that person shouldn't be allowed a firearm.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
And he wasn't, he stole his mothers i think it was. it wasn't his
User avatar #28 to #26 - SybariteUbiquitous (02/27/2013) [-]
And killed his mother... People need to learn to keep their guns away from other people in that case.
User avatar #30 to #28 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
i made this point to Semaxtrue below you

"They never could. But what they will probably sort out is is someone will leave their loaded gun on a kitchen counter, or if they keep it stored somewhere safe.

responsibility dosnt mean criminal or having any intent to harm someone"
#60 to #30 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Store them, keep a trigger lock on it. These things exist for a reason.
User avatar #53 to #30 - mrmontombo (02/27/2013) [-]
My dad has a gun safe in the basement. When I was young I had no idea where the keys were, he kept them very close to himself. THAT is how your prevent gun accidents.
User avatar #20 to #17 - semaxtrue (02/27/2013) [-]
But what about what Obama is doing? He's enforcing stricter gun background checks which could save the guns from falling into psychopath hands.
User avatar #22 to #20 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
They never could. But what they will probably sort out is is someone will leave their loaded gun on a kitchen counter, or if they keep it stored somewhere safe.

responsibility dosnt mean criminal or having any intent to harm someone
User avatar #27 to #22 - semaxtrue (02/27/2013) [-]
I do agree with many Americans that taking away all guns just wouldn't be ethical, but i don't believe there is just cause and good reason to own machine guns that i've seen and heard about many civilians owning.
User avatar #29 to #27 - ilcecchino ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
there's your first mistake, it is illegal to own a machine gun, atleast im 99% sure, now what the government is doing is saying "assault weapons" to confuse you. the AR-15 is a semi-autmatic rifle, it is the SAME thing, just cosmetically different than say a hunting rifle from 50 years ago, there are bans on magazine size. 10 rounds, just like on a rifle you couldhave had a clip of 5-10 depending on clip size. aswell as if you own a gun in public, you have the right to carry it, but it must be 2-steps away from firing, unloaded and safety on i think are the two.
User avatar #35 to #29 - semaxtrue (02/27/2013) [-]
Ah, i will admit that i must have been wrong about the machine guns and only hearing assault rifles. thank you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Frankendell ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Eh, true enough.
#7 - caplocker (02/27/2013) [-]
I use to love that place. the clearance **** was amazing. So, quick funny story. I'm in with my wife and I find a **** ton of Arizona jeans. I take them up to the register, hand my coupon and the gay black guy behind the counter says "I'm giving you my employee discount, our people have to stick together"

I'm pale white, so for a brief second as he's looking at me for confirmation and I'm thinking "He thinks I'm black?!?!" Then it dawns on me. he thinks I'm gay. I start to correct this until I seen $3.14 jeans x 14 pairs. I wink and say "Damn right" and pay and walk out. While we're walking out my wife mutters to me "Nice work faggot"

It was a good day.
User avatar #396 to #7 - swimmingprodigy (02/28/2013) [-]
who the **** needs 14 pairs of pants at once?
#337 to #7 - ehzio (02/28/2013) [-]
Good job faggot, go seduce your wife, she earned it
#363 to #337 - ahitwo (02/28/2013) [-]
I thought I would hate Shizune until I played her route.
-1
#334 to #7 - gatoradefucker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #241 to #7 - seventh (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm pale white, so for a brief second as he's looking at me for confirmation and I'm thinking "He thinks I'm black?!?!" Then it dawns on me. he thinks I'm pi. I start to correct this until I seen $3.14 jeans x 14 pairs. I wink and say "Damn right" and pay and walk out. While we're walking out my wife mutters to me "Nice work π"
#230 to #7 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
Marry that woman again
#33 to #7 - snoe (02/27/2013) [-]
You treasure that wife for she is legendary!
#6 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
I don't get it. If I bothered to keep a reaction folder, I would be using the "The joke; Me" with an arrow pic.
User avatar #54 to #6 - mrmontombo (02/27/2013) [-]
They released a mothers day ad featuring a family with two mothers. There was an uproar and backlash. In response, for fathers day, they ran an ad that featured a family with two fathers, thus sticking it to the homophobic assholes that didn't like the original mothers day ad.
User avatar #4 - pappathethird (02/27/2013) [-]
Two mothers is better than one single mother
User avatar #2 - vatra (02/27/2013) [-]
I love that store. Not for the shopping, not for gay rights, because they don't give a **** if people get mad at their campaigns.
#39 to #2 - dmagen (02/27/2013) [-]
so does Westboro baptist church
#1 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Seriously?
Seriously?
#50 to #1 - skwirl (02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #144 to #50 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
I meant the women protesting. I think gay rights are awesome, and JC penny is great for doing this.
#5 to #1 - taurusguy (02/27/2013) [-]
I would like to see the women taken to court, i mean, if they start protesting or obstructing the shop they can sue them, and the women WILL lose
#3 to #1 - ihavesaltynuts (02/27/2013) [-]
Too bad
Too bad
User avatar #141 to #3 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Man, I don't understand why I've gotten so many thumbs down. I was referring to the women protesting.
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