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Comments(386):
#287
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
last night i had the time of my life giving birth to six thousand giraffes because each time a long neck slithered out of me i gave an orgasmic scream that can somehow be identified as the scream of a wounded eagle i ran over my cat with a lawn mower and i went to take a shower but i dropped the soap and was assaulted by a group of angry business men and grasshoppers who would continue to place warm potatoes one by one into my ass. i have a bad habit of speaking ebonics at the salad bar of a restaurant and i was standing at this vending machine muttering "yeah bitch" over and over again so i can open the portal of helix and feel your sons balls
#267
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say.
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say.
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#266
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ronyx (02/28/2013) [-]
JC Penney just do that shit to gain publicity not because they actually support homosexuality. They consistently shit out commercials aimed to rustle jimmies and what do ya know, they appear on news networks and all over the internet the day after.
Because there are things that legally can't be done unless you're married. Like, if I were to be in a near-fatal crash, my girlfriend wouldn't be allowed back into the ICU or in some places even the ER, because she couldn't prove any relation to me.
#237
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
Anyone who argues against homosexuality can go get punched in the ovaries. If they don't have ovaries then I'll install them for $5. Then I'll punch them.
#213
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simplescience (02/28/2013) [-]
I really get annoyed with these people that continue to argue against homosexuality, but that feeling of annoyance passes soon passes. Why?
People like this are no longer the supported group, and with each passing day, homosexuals are able to be more and more open with their relationships, and that's how it should be. Homophobes have less and less ground to stand on, as their arguments against it (which are mostly religious) are losing credibility by the day, and fewer and fewer people take them seriously. The public now stands with the homosexuals, instead of the homophobes. No Holy Book is going to stop this from happening.
Yeah there's plenty of reasons why I lose faith in humanity, but it's when I see something like this, where homophobes get a revenge bitch-slap to the face, then I think:
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People like this are no longer the supported group, and with each passing day, homosexuals are able to be more and more open with their relationships, and that's how it should be. Homophobes have less and less ground to stand on, as their arguments against it (which are mostly religious) are losing credibility by the day, and fewer and fewer people take them seriously. The public now stands with the homosexuals, instead of the homophobes. No Holy Book is going to stop this from happening.
Yeah there's plenty of reasons why I lose faith in humanity, but it's when I see something like this, where homophobes get a revenge bitch-slap to the face, then I think:
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I dont mean to start anything, but the Bible doesnt really say too much about Homosexuality. And its not even one of the ten commandments that opposite genders have to marry. So honestly the poeple who are saying its wrong are probably bad people to begin with as I bet none of them even read the Bible to begin with.
I am just tiered of everyone on the internet assuming us Christians are the bane of existence. Ya know, we arent all bad.
I am just tiered of everyone on the internet assuming us Christians are the bane of existence. Ya know, we arent all bad.
I'm not saying Christians are bad. Who I am calling bad are the homophobes who try to justify their phobia by pointing to the bible. Really, the bible is the only safe haven for homophobes much these days, and even it isn't holding up well anymore.
I have several friends who are Christians, and I do not think they are bad people. The people I think are bad are the ones that use the Bible to justify whatever messed up thing they want to do.
I have several friends who are Christians, and I do not think they are bad people. The people I think are bad are the ones that use the Bible to justify whatever messed up thing they want to do.
Agreed. And the parts that do condemn homosexuality, namely the passage in Leviticus (I forget the verse numbers) only apply to Hebrew priests of that time period. You'd have to do some deeper reading to see that, but most Christians that use this passage are too ignorant to do so. Jesus doesn't mention homosexuality at all, so I don't know where all the Christians think their arguments against homosexuality have any credibility beyond ignorance.
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speeduk (02/28/2013) [-]
I agree with you that not all Christians are like this. But at the same time, homophobic people use Christianity and other religions as platforms for their bigoted views. They claim that in the bible this is how marriage should be, or in other holy books it's sinful to lie with the same gender. If religious institutions wanted to remove this platform, it would be well within their power to do so. Senior members of their faiths could correct them; they could make statements to the extent that what these people claim has no grounding in their religious institutions. But they do not.
Luckily, what simplescience is saying is true. These people are steadily losing ground to stand for, and for that I am optimistic.
Luckily, what simplescience is saying is true. These people are steadily losing ground to stand for, and for that I am optimistic.
Good for you JC Penney. Tell those soccer moms who are menopausing everywhere to fuck off.
So I Googled this One Million Moms thing and while I can respect someone's opinion, even if they don't think homosexuality is okay (which I firmly believe it's perfectly okay), that group made me want to find every single mom that is in or supports that organization and punch them in the face while proceeding to scream every curse word I know. I mean for fuck's sake. If you don't like a program because it cusses CHANGE THE CHANNEL. If a commercial is showing something you don't like, change the channel or mute it or stop watching TV overall.
#182
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N. Korean citizen (02/27/2013) [-]
One of the main things that i have a problem with is this. I agree that it is your choice to be gay, I agree that it is none of my buiseness what you do with your life, but it is also none of your buiseness to shove your supposed ideals onto me. This is the biggest problem i have with gay right activists.
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dangitbobby (02/28/2013) [-]
It isn't a choice you halfwit. It's a neurological thing resulting from lower production levels of serotonin and other chemicals. Research has been done on lab rats showing that male's with lower levels of the serotonin were more likely to mount other males.
Homosexuality occurs in around 1,500 other species on the planet.
http://www.news-medical.net/news/2006/10/23/20718.aspx
http://www.livescience.com/13408-brain-chemical-serotonin-sexual-orientation.htm l
Homosexuality occurs in around 1,500 other species on the planet.
http://www.news-medical.net/news/2006/10/23/20718.aspx
http://www.livescience.com/13408-brain-chemical-serotonin-sexual-orientation.htm l
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
I am saying that what the ad represents is an ideal. This ideal is that we should accept the fact that being gay isn't wrong. I believe it is. I also believe alot of the stuff I do is wrong, but I am not going to go up to someone and say that I should have the right to steal whatever the hell i want. This is the main issue i have with this. gay people do not realize that we can only accept the fact that they can do what they want with theirs lives. However, they are trying to impose their supposed "right" that they should be able to marry the same sex when marriage in and of itself is religious. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
They believe that they should have the "right" to marry other people of the same sex. This is an ideal since the instituition of marriage is in and of itself religious. I really don't care what you do with your life but if you try to mess with what I think is holy then you are barking up the wrong tree.
This is my biggest issue I have with gay right activists.
This is my biggest issue I have with gay right activists.
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asftrooper ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Really? I haven't heard any gay people saying that god isn't real or that religion shouldn't exist. You call this "shoving down ideals down our throats"? If that's your logic, then I can say the same about religious advertising since its EVERYWHERE! They never did anything to you. Leave them alone.
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
I don't think you see what im trying to get across. I don't go around town shoving my opinion of gay marriage in everyone's faces. I keep that to myself and vote how I see fit.I am arguing against the fact that gay people have rallys and stuff of that nature. I am arguing against them shoving their supposed correct ideal into my face. I don't do that to them so why the hell am I getting it?
Also your the one's who are arguing against me which basically proves my point.
Also your the one's who are arguing against me which basically proves my point.
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tomanydiscos (02/28/2013) [-]
Religion has been around for thousands of years, it's a well established organization, it's views are extremely well known, and for some reason it seems to always get it's way in real world issues. The point being you don't have to fight for your ideals, you're protected under the veil of religion, so everyone will tip toe around you and your views like you're made of china just in case they 'offend' you. But just because you're offended doesn't make you right. The gay community have to organise rallys etc to be heard, to get the rights they deserve as people.
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weirdoo (02/28/2013) [-]
The only reason marriage is religious is because society makes it so, just because society deems something doesn't always makes it right. Marriage doesn't have to religious, it can be a symbol of a couple who are ready to live with each until death parts them.
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
This is why people are such hypocrites. My opinion is that marriage is between only a man and a woman. Your opinion is that its between whatever you want to marry. So im the bad guy for wanting something that i believe is sacred to be as untarnished as humanly possible?
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weirdoo (02/28/2013) [-]
You're the bad guy because you are getting in the way of free will, speaking on the religious side, God created free will so man could do as he want and to learn from it and love is not limited between man and woman. You are arguing that God only meant marriage is between man and a woman but this is entirely contradictory, if God didn't want us to love and marry a fellow man then why does Free Will allow it? And if God has 1 golden rule it's to never get in the way of free will.
Speaking non-religious and from a moral stand point, it is immoral to tell strangers whom you have never met and most likely never will meet, whom they are allowed to marry and whom not to, you are taking away from what is their right as conscious human being with a conscious brain able to make conscious choices.
It is immoral to claim you are on a higher moral grounds just because you have a different opinion and more immoral to have a self-justified belief you are better than them only because you are heterosexual
Also i don't think you know what "Hypocrite" means
Speaking non-religious and from a moral stand point, it is immoral to tell strangers whom you have never met and most likely never will meet, whom they are allowed to marry and whom not to, you are taking away from what is their right as conscious human being with a conscious brain able to make conscious choices.
It is immoral to claim you are on a higher moral grounds just because you have a different opinion and more immoral to have a self-justified belief you are better than them only because you are heterosexual
Also i don't think you know what "Hypocrite" means
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asftrooper ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
all we did was told you stop actually "shoving your ideals down our throats" because we don't want to hear your hateful message. I don't mind that you don't agree with the idea about being gay. But that doesn't make it okay for you to attack them and you for to be trying to force your ideals onto them. You goes against your own religion by not following Jesus words : 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' Mark 12:31