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User avatar #207 - PARTYHARD (02/28/2013) [-]
Was also in this thread last night, Was pretty sad up until this point. The one about the bunny, the campfire and the rabbits nest got me though. All her babies, burned alive. But this made me laugh so much my sides were in orbit.
User avatar #220 to #207 - phsionix (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, that made me feel awful... And the poor guys who lit the bonfire, they'd have beaten themselves up so badly :(
User avatar #223 to #220 - PARTYHARD (02/28/2013) [-]
I know man. I couldn't do it. The thread was mostly full of 12 year old cunts trying to be edgy though.
#226 to #223 - phsionix (02/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, most /b/ threads are these days. You know, it's not really to do with the animal subject, but I once went to a friends house when I was younger, and we had a big bonfire, had a party, good time etc (No alcohol, because we were like twelve) The following morning, however,my friends fool parents let their pair of 3 year old's run down to the fire, and of course, they ended up ankle deep in hot coals before myself or my friend realised what was going on. 2nd degree burns all over their legs, the poor things. Their expressions have stuck with me forever :S
Yeah, most /b/ threads are these days. You know, it's not really to do with the animal subject, but I once went to a friends house when I was younger, and we had a big bonfire, had a party, good time etc (No alcohol, because we were like twelve) The following morning, however,my friends fool parents let their pair of 3 year old's run down to the fire, and of course, they ended up ankle deep in hot coals before myself or my friend realised what was going on. 2nd degree burns all over their legs, the poor things. Their expressions have stuck with me forever :S
#242 to #226 - RAPxMASTER (02/28/2013) [-]
I guess they were feeling hot that night. I regret nothing.
I guess they were feeling hot that night. I regret nothing.
#256 to #242 - RayIII (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #205 - swimmingprodigy (02/28/2013) [-]
"My hamster just died". Not "I just killed my hamster," no, the hamster just died. Like by itself. Without any help from anyone.

That's like saying "I didn't punch him Officer, I just pushed him with my fist."
User avatar #204 - xhumanslayerx (02/28/2013) [-]
my friend's cousin put his hamster in the microwave because he thought it was cold
User avatar #203 - flamedragoon (02/28/2013) [-]
why did you kill hamtaro
#201 - archiehicox (02/28/2013) [-]
The fuck is a hampster?
User avatar #202 to #200 - mcstorms (02/28/2013) [-]
This is amazing
#196 - notkontaizumi (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh fuck my lungs
Oh fuck my lungs
#194 - lmaobutts (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh god why   
>Be 7   
> Have two pet gerbils   
>Let them play around in a giant cage on the floor   
> One day i decide to go in the cage with them and stomp around like I'm a giant   
>Accidentally stomp on one of them   
>Instantly break all of his bones and dies   
>Cry for days   
>Can't live down moment
Oh god why
>Be 7
> Have two pet gerbils
>Let them play around in a giant cage on the floor
> One day i decide to go in the cage with them and stomp around like I'm a giant
>Accidentally stomp on one of them
>Instantly break all of his bones and dies
>Cry for days
>Can't live down moment
#230 to #194 - seniornsfw (02/28/2013) [-]
I feel ya, except that my little brother had like 24 freaking hamsters. Little roborovski's

>All of them got out
>Somehow my fault
>We just wait it out to find them
>A couple days later we turn off the lights and look because they were shitting in hard to reach places.
>See something scampering
>Tell my brother to turn on the lights.
>He runs to the lightswitch
>Stops in his tracks.
>Looks down
>Cries
>I lol'd to the situation

That's from what I remember. It was either he kneeled down to grab it and he crushed it under his knee or this.
User avatar #212 to #194 - graphically (02/28/2013) [-]
You disgusting hamster murderer. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself for ending LIFE ITSELF!
#225 to #212 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
Uhm, they were gerbils. Just saying.
User avatar #244 to #225 - graphically (02/28/2013) [-]
>retard
#192 - phsionix (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh wow, front page? Thanks so much everybody! What a wonderful thing to wake up to!
Oh wow, front page? Thanks so much everybody! What a wonderful thing to wake up to!
#191 - TripleCarbon (02/28/2013) [-]
I feel so conflicted.
I'm laughing so hard but I feel bad.
User avatar #190 - illogicalkhan (02/28/2013) [-]
> my first hamster fell out my 2nd story window when I was seven.
> My next hamster escaped its cage and lived in a sock in my bedroom closet for 3 days and ate a moldy hersheys bar to survive.

[smalI am not a good pet ownerl][small]
#206 to #190 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
[small]slash[/small]
User avatar #187 - Bruda (02/28/2013) [-]
Well that pissed me off more than made me laugh.
#214 to #187 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #186 - samtheironmanii (02/28/2013) [-]
why lol
#185 - cozer ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#184 - Pacboy (02/28/2013) [-]
> When I was like 10 I had a hamster and got a set of 2 RC cars for XMAS
> Had a hamster
> Taped a clear plastic container to top of RC car
> Placed hamster in rc car filled with bedding
> Called it the "pope mobile" and drove him around
> Hamster got sick later and died of a stress disease called wet tail
> Was very upset :/ think about the times I spent holding him and watching hamtaro :(
> I say to myself "shrek is love, shrek is life."
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#199 to #189 - kennyroks (02/28/2013) [-]
what did he say?
#181 - mitchem (02/28/2013) [-]
I laughed way too fucking hard at this.
#180 - crazyllamax (02/28/2013) [-]
I feel terrible laughing at this...
I feel terrible laughing at this...
#179 - FluffyMuffin (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #178 - disturbedfan (02/28/2013) [-]
I laughed way too much imaging that
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