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User avatar #16 - mcstorms (02/24/2013) [-]
The dude is right once I dreamed I was in charge of an army back in ye olden times. I had this golden sword and was riding a dragon. Not only that but I was fighting Hitler who was also on a dragon. The reason we were fighting was because He wanted my dragon. To this day I cannot make sense of this ******* dream
#9 - retrochris (02/24/2013) [-]
Actually there are some things you can do while you're dreaming in order to find out that you're dreaming, eg:
In your dream you check your watch , wait a bit and check it again : time has changed way too much, vould even show an earlier time than when you checked first.
You open a book and read: einther random letters or the same words repeating over and over again.
I think that is quite interesting.
.... but if I ever meet the amazing pengwolf in a dream plz noone wake me up.
User avatar #207 to #9 - fukkendragonite (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah but when you dream, you don't have the sense to do that. And you don't have the sense to even believe for a second that it's a dream
User avatar #185 to #9 - virtigo (02/25/2013) [-]
But since you almost never question the reality of the dream, this has no use.
#11 to #9 - lolfire (02/24/2013) [-]
They are called reality checks.
There's plenty of them, checking watches, switching on and off lights, trying to poke through your hand with your finger, looking in mirrors.

The more you do them while awake, the higher the chance of you doing them in a dream, which increases your chances of becoming lucid (aware) and being able to control your dream.

I've been lucid dreaming for about 3-4 years now. You should look into it. It's ridiculously fun.
User avatar #109 to #11 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2013) [-]
I've lucid dreamed twice.
First time I was walking with my ex through a library to a cliff with a picnic table. Then I bent her over and ****** her.
Other dream, I spent about 30 minutes walking on some freeway-like walkways talking to my friend, then I realized I was dreaming and ****** my ex who was conveniently right in front of me.
I think my penis has controlled my dreams.
User avatar #14 to #11 - itachijebest (02/24/2013) [-]
wait so...now i don't remember dreams...at least i don't think so...i have this big fantasy and imaginational boom everytime before i wake up, but i don't think that is dream, ecause i am totaly aware that it's unreal....i never remembered dream... do you think i could if i started this lucid dreaming (lucid dream is also a song by Franz Ferdinand, but who cares)
User avatar #15 to #14 - retrochris (02/24/2013) [-]
first step to remind your dreams is repeating the following sentence just before you sleep " when I wake up, I'll remember my dream"
Repeat it over and over again. For me it worked.
#12 to #11 - retrochris (02/24/2013) [-]

dude, that's exactly what I'm aiming at, read through loads of stuff about it ^^ I'm just too stupid to manage I think
User avatar #13 to #12 - lolfire (02/24/2013) [-]
You need to be keeping a dream diary. It won't work unless you do.
User avatar #10 to #9 - masdercheef (02/24/2013) [-]
I remember one time I found out I was in a dream very effectively. Some gangster or terrorist or something that looked awfully similar to the recon class of Battlefield 3 was coming at me with a knife, so I kicked it out of his hand. I immediately woke up to sudden pain in my big toe and the sound of a loud bang.... So, yeah, kicking walls really works.
#8 - bothemastaofall (02/24/2013) [-]
I asked my sister and her boyfriend why they chose to have sex before marriage. This happened twice in the dream.

Response 1) Something about voting for Obama
Response 2) "So we can watch wilebeast on the discovery channel"

Made perfect sense to me.
#7 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
This is why I hate being a natural lucid dreamer. I can let my dreams run their course without me controlling them, but when Agent Buffalo of the Trans-Mammalian Spy Agency tells me to duct tape pineapples to an 18-wheeler, I'm aware the entire time that it's absurd, and it really takes away from it all.
User avatar #6 - pappathethird (02/24/2013) [-]
#5 - teranin (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
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User avatar #4 - zzforrest (02/24/2013) [-]
Like this one dream where I was chased by an enderdragon to my (irl) house where a yellow elephant called dumbo started running after me, making me go up to my room when suddenly 2 anthropomorphic basketball players came in and told me I was late to the game, after which I discovered I was just a huge stack of tiny pixelated atari basketball players.
#1 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
A cat in high heels? That's as whimsical as a silicone dolphin vagina toy. https://7chan.org/be/src/136170503328.jpg
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