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#57 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Two of my weirdest dreams:   
1.   
fly a fighter airplane in WW2, just took down an enemy fighter, I get the orders to return to base because of low fuel. I look left of me, and through the window I see... A flying cabbage. Not even in a plane, but still flying in formation and 						****					. Then the dream ended.   
2.   
Own a corporation that trains commando's, because it's somehow better than the government. I think back for some reason about how it all started, looking back what came before the other. commando training centre- mercenary trainer- war university-    
high school- wait, what? it began as a school for praying mantisses. What the 						****					.   
Then that dream ended too.   
I've got pretty weird dreams. MFW I'm in a dream.
Two of my weirdest dreams:
1.
fly a fighter airplane in WW2, just took down an enemy fighter, I get the orders to return to base because of low fuel. I look left of me, and through the window I see... A flying cabbage. Not even in a plane, but still flying in formation and **** . Then the dream ended.
2.
Own a corporation that trains commando's, because it's somehow better than the government. I think back for some reason about how it all started, looking back what came before the other. commando training centre- mercenary trainer- war university-
high school- wait, what? it began as a school for praying mantisses. What the **** .
Then that dream ended too.
I've got pretty weird dreams. MFW I'm in a dream.
User avatar #114 to #57 - largilloquent (02/25/2013) [-]
a while ago i was taking some experimental meds, side effects included nightmares. heres what happened the first night. (they got worse as the nights went on.)

I am locked in a dimly lit square white room. nothing around me. im sitting in the corner waiting for something to happen, anything. after sitting for what seemed hours i hear a knock. i knock back. "it" knocks louder i ask who is there and recieve no response. i cant stand all this waiting. i throw everything i have at the wall. over and over again, the pain starts to get too much and i sit back on the floor. a few moments later scratches appear on the walls infront of me "ARE YOU SO EAGER TO ESCAPE THIS PRISON I HAVE MADE FOR YOU?" i shout at the wall in anger let me free. what a stupid mistake... the walls begin to crumble away, im in a dark forest... all i can see are the twisted trees all around me, and what look like faces peering at me from behind the trees, i see them only for a moment. when i look at them they hide. but i know there all around me. inching closer when im not looking. i run... a useless gesture, no matter how far i run there still there, watching from behind the trees. i take one last look behind me and run face first into one of... "them" evrything goes black... i regain... conciousness? im being dragged on my back, i try to squirm and break free of its grasp to no avail, they tell me to hold still as they snap my legs, the pain is unbearable but i cannot scream, when we get to a clearing they hang me by my broken legs on the tree in the center, turn to me and say "YOUR DEFILED BLOOD WILL FEED THE TREES" the leaders gnarled fingers snap my neck... and i wake up
#126 to #114 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Well... 						****					 man. That sounds really 						******					 up. I had a nightmare when I was 4. There was this green... "Goblin", a little green man that came to live in my house. A little time later, my whole family and I were at my home, and suddenly he starts eating me. But, everyone was angry at ME, and they kicked me onto the street. That's where it ended.   
Your nightmare seems much more horrible, though.
Well... **** man. That sounds really ****** up. I had a nightmare when I was 4. There was this green... "Goblin", a little green man that came to live in my house. A little time later, my whole family and I were at my home, and suddenly he starts eating me. But, everyone was angry at ME, and they kicked me onto the street. That's where it ended.
Your nightmare seems much more horrible, though.
User avatar #137 to #126 - largilloquent (02/25/2013) [-]
honestly, it got worse, alot worse D: i love nightmares, but even i had to stop
#139 to #137 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
You "love" nightmares? As you would love a good horror movie?
You "love" nightmares? As you would love a good horror movie?
User avatar #140 to #139 - largilloquent (02/25/2013) [-]
yes mam, love them, thats why i chose those specific pills
#141 to #140 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Well... Damn. You may have my nightmares. I don't want them.
User avatar #142 to #141 - largilloquent (02/25/2013) [-]
sounds like a wet dream to me :D
#144 to #142 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
By the way, a random fact: People who watch black and white TV are more likely to dream in black and white. Hint, hint.
User avatar #150 to #144 - largilloquent (02/25/2013) [-]
what i like to do is loop a scary part in a movie, and sleep too it (paranormal activity when the chick slits her throat, was a pretty metal dream)
User avatar #65 to #57 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
tl;dr versions:
1. Saw a cabbage fly in WW2
2. Opened a school for praying mantisses.
User avatar #56 - codyxvasco (02/25/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was escaping laboratories in a go-cart with my friends, when we reached the outside, I realized I was in a dream, flew to my house, talked to my cousin, woke up, got sad, no clue why.
#54 - duckslikegrapestoo (02/25/2013) [-]
My dreams seems to use the same scenes, so i'll have a dream that takes place in a mall i dreamed of years ago and in my dream i'll know ive been there before even if it was only in the dream. and i become the guide
User avatar #55 to #54 - mezafuzzi (02/25/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ME TOO.
#53 - quackyquack (02/25/2013) [-]
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#51 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I once had a dream entirely in silver......everything was silver,me, all the people in it.....everything...  shiny silver.......I'd like Freud to 						*******					 analyze THAT
I once had a dream entirely in silver......everything was silver,me, all the people in it.....everything... shiny silver.......I'd like Freud to ******* analyze THAT
#52 to #51 - MrPadre (02/25/2013) [-]
Like this?
#45 - BigSammy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I tried lucid dreaming the other night.   
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.   
MFW I actually helped her
I tried lucid dreaming the other night.
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.
MFW I actually helped her
User avatar #138 to #45 - mondominiman (02/25/2013) [-]
Lucid dreaming is cool but if you **** up then you're stuck in sleep paralysis which is a living hell. You actually start to see monstors and crazy scary things walk around your bed or stand next to you and you can't move a single muscle.
#165 to #138 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome
#44 - snodder (02/25/2013) [-]
I once dreamt that the students at my school were attacked by werewolves. When somebody got bit, everything would pause and some random announcers would pop up and go all "HEEEEY, THAT'S ONE BRUTAL BITE, LETS WATCH IT IN REPLAY". I would then see the person get bit once more, this time in slow motion. Then the person would enter the "field" again, with just a bandage on his wound, as if it was football, and the slaughter just continued as if nothing had happened.

MFW I never questioned what was happening
#43 - Lintutu (02/25/2013) [-]
The last thing i dreamt about was going to the bathroom and i had my backpack with me. Someone stole my backpack from under the stall and i chased them with my pants still down and beat them up
#42 - slootyslooot (02/25/2013) [-]
The characters in my dream tend to tell me I'm dreaming.    
Real examples from previous dreams:   
Sherlock Holmes: It is highly unlikely that you are awake right now. Obviously.   
Dean Winchester: You know That Supernatural is just a show and I'm not real, right?   
Castiel: Your home is not safe so I had to communicate to you through your dream.
The characters in my dream tend to tell me I'm dreaming.
Real examples from previous dreams:
Sherlock Holmes: It is highly unlikely that you are awake right now. Obviously.
Dean Winchester: You know That Supernatural is just a show and I'm not real, right?
Castiel: Your home is not safe so I had to communicate to you through your dream.
User avatar #37 - pepemex (02/25/2013) [-]
I do question them. Often I see someone that died long ago and they start talking and I know I must be dreaming.
User avatar #36 - megaton (02/25/2013) [-]
i always question my dreams. this normally ends in me accidentally forcefully keeping myself asleep too long or the opposite since i have a lot of control over my dream experience. i also feel like it ends up causing me to have a less relaxing sleep since i am suddenly completely aware of my own mind and i stop dreaming about stuff and just stand or float in a dark abyss that is my own mind.
User avatar #38 to #36 - guidoforlife (02/25/2013) [-]
same here man, do you write your dreams down? it helps with learning how to lucid.
User avatar #39 to #38 - megaton (02/25/2013) [-]
dude write stories based on my dreams. i find them epic. im even drafting one to try to bring to a publisher
User avatar #40 to #39 - guidoforlife (02/25/2013) [-]
hahaha that's awesome.
#35 - thisotherdude (02/25/2013) [-]
I honestly have the weirdest ******* dreams, like the one where I blew up an Canadian aboriginal families backyard by accident, ran into a swamp, and then had a mutant crab/praying mantis/ human hybrid redneck trying to kill me so I couldn't report him to the police for murder. Get this, his reason for not wanting to go to jail was because in jail he wouldn't be able to pay taxes, something about taxes making the world go round.

It was then I realized my brain just didn't give a **** anymore.
#32 - cutter (02/25/2013) [-]
Have the ability to control my dreams all my life
all throughout the dreams i would do kick-ass stuff
love every minute of it
finally, i have a terrible dream

lions would kill my cat and i had to run to mexico
i had no control over this
for two days after i couldn't control them
every dream was a nightmare

3 days later I saw a genie in my dream

completely raped the lions
ovens would rain down killing all the trees
no way i was going to let this happen
for no reason i grabbed the nearest plunger and shanked the Genie
i didn't quite know what i did that for
right then i regained control
most of the lions were already dead so i just watched the carnage ahead
even the trees were not faring too well
definitely happy that was over.
User avatar #161 to #32 - jpv (02/25/2013) [-]
.............*sigh*......This one time i dreamed i was in my grandmother's house, thing is, i was on my knees going down my way on some small corridor. While going down i found a Chucky doll(yes from the movie) , small, could fit in my hand, when i looked back on the ground it wasn't there anymore. I kept going down, i looked to my left and saw a room full of bald babies, and they were talking random stuff between each other, i just kept going. I finally got out of the corridor and was in the middle of my grandmas living room, i saw this enormous cloud of red smoke that started chasing me, i started running while telling to myself to scream something related to god, i screamed "SANTA CLAUS!", then i suddenly woke up in my bed......but.....there she was, ******* chucky's girldfriend doll(dunno her name). She was crying at the bottom of my bed, sobbing and sobbing about how i killed chucky, which i dont remember doing. There i lay, listening when it started getting on my nerves, i sit up and threw a punch aiming to her face when the bitch bit my knuckle, there i woke up in the same bed, this time i was awake, my knuckles were hurting and i clearly remember seeing bite marks. Never slept in that room again.
#158 to #32 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
anyone have that mindblown gif?
User avatar #33 to #32 - cutter (02/25/2013) [-]
read the first letter of every sentence
User avatar #41 to #33 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
*sigh*... asshole...
#63 to #41 - tvfreakuk (02/25/2013) [-]
Now come on, I know that I'm sometimes quite annoyed by that bandwagon because of it's overuse... But I have to admit that was quite a humorous and original form of this specific joke
Now come on, I know that I'm sometimes quite annoyed by that bandwagon because of it's overuse... But I have to admit that was quite a humorous and original form of this specific joke
User avatar #67 to #63 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I was... saying it in... a joking form...
User avatar #68 to #67 - tvfreakuk (02/25/2013) [-]
It's hard to tell when someone is joking in writing...
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User avatar #59 to #29 - itsmedturner (02/25/2013) [-]
I had a lucid dream recently but I couldn't breathe in it and it was real somehow and I woke up and could hardly breathe. It was cool, nonetheless.
#27 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
I tend to have long epic dreams with sex. Then I wake up alone.
#24 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
Sounds like that episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog!
#34 to #24 - sagedivinity (02/25/2013) [-]
One of the stranger episodes.
#23 - feffog (02/24/2013) [-]
i always have crazy over the top dreams, not like wild ones like that no my head likes to **** with me
everything has a weight to it, everything makes perfect sense, and if it ***** up? it fake-wakes me so i think i woke up, and the dream keeps going, god there was this one where i murdered someone with a gun to the back of the head and i "woke up" the next day and people were still after me, police with evidence and **** , trust me you never shat bricks until real life scenarios play out in front of you

also i was a duck once
#22 - banhammerfortyk (02/24/2013) [-]
i had a dream where giant mosquitoes were killing everyone and the first thought was i must be dreaming and i took over control
#21 - ragingflamingos (02/24/2013) [-]
I had a dream last night that I laid an egg that produced a baby that I was responsible for raising. Most 						*******					 terrifying nightmare ever.
I had a dream last night that I laid an egg that produced a baby that I was responsible for raising. Most ******* terrifying nightmare ever.
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
The banana mafia is nothing, it is the carrot bastards you should watch out for.
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