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#107 - halomike ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
mfw banana mafia.
#106 - ubercomfychair (02/25/2013) [-]
the things i do for love
User avatar #103 - negitivzero (02/25/2013) [-]
I had a dream i was kidnapped by velociraptors and kept in a pyramid in another universe
User avatar #101 - mypenises (02/25/2013) [-]
My normal ass dream
>be sleeping ( cuz sleepin is the **** )
> wake up decide to go on a walk
> be walking down the street when i see best friends blowing his gf
> think is that ok to do in public?!?!
> ya its probably fine
> walk home and make a nuttela and battletoad sandwhich
> go back to sleep
User avatar #81 - Metallicock (02/25/2013) [-]
Last night, I had a dream where I was trying to escape from the Church of Scientology when I left their land, I created a tower using logs and wood planks from minecraft and they came in after me in an assault helicopter at which point I climbed to the top of my tower with a gatling gun that shot doves at them until it caught fire and started to crash into my tower

Idk how it ended because I woke up just before it hit
What would have made it epic is if Tom Cruise was flying the chopper
#80 - wowqueen (02/25/2013) [-]
One time when I was like 11 I had a dream that I beat my friend half to death, carried him up a mountain, then put him in a school locker where we made out and I left him up there locked in the locker, on my way down I saw his parents and they were looking for him, I felt so bad that I killed him. I have never told him, but that night I woke up from my nightmare and went in my parents room ( which I hadn't done since I was like 5) and told my mom I had a really bad dream, so I slept on her floor, I did not sleep that night, I just thought, why, why did I dream of something so creepy.
#79 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
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>MFW Lucid dreaming.
#115 to #79 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
Exactly. A few night ago I was having a dream where I was in middle school again. I hated middle school so the thought that was going through my head was "great, this 						****					 again. Wait, this 						****					 again? Oh, I'm dreaming. 						****					 yes." I then proceeded to try and get with every girl I could but apparently dream 						*******					 have invisible force fields that deny entry.   
   
						****					 you brain. 						****					 you.   
   
After that I went to New Vegas or something and saw a Deathclaw. I stood there frozen for a second then thought randomly "I wonder what it would be like to 						****					 that." Then I remember I was dreaming and this   
<---   
would by my expression at the moment.   
   
No magical force fields there. I found that out and I was like "wait, this works? What the 						****					 subconscious, how long were you stewing on this one? Well... carry on." And just relentless Deathclaw 						*******					 for the rest of the dream. Had it not been a dream my entire body would have been ribbons by then end of it.   
   
I like lucid dreaming, is all I'm saying.
Exactly. A few night ago I was having a dream where I was in middle school again. I hated middle school so the thought that was going through my head was "great, this **** again. Wait, this **** again? Oh, I'm dreaming. **** yes." I then proceeded to try and get with every girl I could but apparently dream ******* have invisible force fields that deny entry.

**** you brain. **** you.

After that I went to New Vegas or something and saw a Deathclaw. I stood there frozen for a second then thought randomly "I wonder what it would be like to **** that." Then I remember I was dreaming and this
<---
would by my expression at the moment.

No magical force fields there. I found that out and I was like "wait, this works? What the **** subconscious, how long were you stewing on this one? Well... carry on." And just relentless Deathclaw ******* for the rest of the dream. Had it not been a dream my entire body would have been ribbons by then end of it.

I like lucid dreaming, is all I'm saying.
User avatar #204 to #115 - harbingerwolf (02/25/2013) [-]
I really want to lucid dream more, i dont have any though. Had one once, couldnt believe how realistic it was. But the dream just consisted of me going to the bathroom, washing my hands, realising the toilets on backwards, realising it was a dream, then waking up :/
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#134 to #133 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
To many hard and sharp bits to get stuck with or get my dick stuck in. Then thing moves and the plates clip off a ball or, even worse, crush a gonad like a grape. Plus I don't think they have sexual organs that work that way.
#118 to #116 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, usually it's the Deathclaws that rape me. In that dream, I rape the Deathclaws.

**** was cash.
User avatar #119 to #118 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
The girls... Rape the girls.
#120 to #119 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
I tried man, I tried. There was that magical force field ******** in the first paragraph you seem to have missed. If I could have I would have had them crawling over me soaking wet calling my name in a voice softer than velvet but I couldn't do **** . Afterwards. Hence going to New Vegas, hence wondering what it would be like to **** a Deathclaw, hence getting some Deathclaw ass.

Extremes had been gone to, something that simple had been thought of.
User avatar #123 to #120 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought you meant force field as in the word "No".
#130 to #123 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant "put a baby in me." Granted next time I find myself being chased by Slender man I'll try saying "no" really loud and hope for a force field. If that works, I may come back with what it was like to **** Slender-Man's hot ass sister. Who knows.
#78 - nukamaker (02/25/2013) [-]
better then 2 hermaphrodites one with a horse penis and the other with a dog cock having sex with a robo scorpion from new vegas while in space.
#121 to #78 - zombiesnipertwo ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I want a pic of that
I want a pic of that
#124 to #121 - nukamaker (02/25/2013) [-]
im looking into commisions now. i just need money.
#111 to #78 - rdobet (02/25/2013) [-]
Clearly this needs to be drawn
#112 to #111 - nukamaker (02/25/2013) [-]
im trying to find someone who can right now actually, but i would kill to have this dream drawn.
#95 to #86 - nukamaker (02/25/2013) [-]
it sounds better then having the dream but seriously, that **** was weird.
#76 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD <3 <3
#122 to #76 - zombiesnipertwo ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
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#74 - xxl (02/25/2013) [-]
last night i dremt that 2 hot-ass girls from my class were making out
last night i dremt that 2 hot-ass girls from my class were making out
User avatar #83 to #74 - wowqueen (02/25/2013) [-]
once I had a dream I was in 5th grade and the world was ending so i thought "I never had my first kiss," and I started making out with this really tall black guy,then the world ended. Yours is better.
#73 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
had a dream once where my cat was talking to me with arnold schwarzenegger's voice
#72 - jahnaids ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
...I have dreams of me ******* my dog.

Oh god I'm so ashamed.
User avatar #75 to #72 - crownofroses (02/25/2013) [-]
It isn't your fault that you're dog is raping your subconscious mind. There are support groups for this, friend.
#209 to #75 - jahnaids ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Either Freudian theories are pretty much correct...or Im watching the wrong porn.
User avatar #70 - carelessinteractin (02/25/2013) [-]
or one of those situations where you realize it's a dream. Iv'e done this before and said "HEY GUYS! this entire world is my dream, you are inside of my dream!" they just looked puzzled and then i said "hey if its a dream maybe i can fly." so i mustered my energy and in 10 second i was flying around everybody, and they were astonished. then my dream ended because thats how it works/
#69 - arrowinurbutt (02/25/2013) [-]
mfw Banana
mfw Banana
User avatar #66 - zomgroflmao (02/25/2013) [-]
weirdest dream i ever had involved midget werewolves(like child sized werewolves) that were wearing firemen's hats and yellow fireman jackets spraying people with fire hoses that turned them into midget werewolves with firemen attire and i started to run and then picked up a fire hose and sprayed the mini werewolves and it turned them back to normal i still think wtf evertrime i contemplate on what was going on in that dream
#169 to #97 - zomgroflmao (02/25/2013) [-]
you just got to feel it sometimes
#167 to #93 - zomgroflmao (02/25/2013) [-]
like you never had a weird dream?
like you never had a weird dream?
#64 - nyxie (02/25/2013) [-]
One of the weirdest dreams I've had recently:   
My mom was suddenly pregnant and for some reason I chose to get pregnant as well. Once the baby was born, it started crying after a short while. I didn't know what to do so I took it into the bathroom and set it on the counter. I got distracted and left it for a bit. When I came back, it was in the toilet. I freaked out and pulled it out (worried more about the cops coming than how the baby was doing) and I started hitting it's back to get the water out. The baby then turned into a toothbrush and I was able to squeeze all the water out. It turned back into a baby I think after that...   
   
MFW I woke up
One of the weirdest dreams I've had recently:
My mom was suddenly pregnant and for some reason I chose to get pregnant as well. Once the baby was born, it started crying after a short while. I didn't know what to do so I took it into the bathroom and set it on the counter. I got distracted and left it for a bit. When I came back, it was in the toilet. I freaked out and pulled it out (worried more about the cops coming than how the baby was doing) and I started hitting it's back to get the water out. The baby then turned into a toothbrush and I was able to squeeze all the water out. It turned back into a baby I think after that...

MFW I woke up
#62 - jimmyprice ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
My favorite dream i remember is i had just gotten my temps and my dad had decided to take me driving and we went on driving and then he told me to stop at this bank and go through the drive through part on the outside then when we stopped there darth maul came out of nowhere and jumped on the hood of my car and started dancing
i woke up just wondering wtf happened
#61 - tvfreakuk (02/25/2013) [-]
I had a dream once when I was around 10, where I was in an alternate reality which I later dubbed &quot;The Dream World&quot;   
At first I thought it was real life because it was in my house, but my grandma was there reading a story to me and a group of my friends.   
I noticed things were off when I kept seeing this weird sludge thing was zipping past the other kids, no one noticing but me.   
Then my grandmother took me aside telling me that I wasn't in the real world, but the monster was after me and wanted to kill me and the only way to get out was to wake up by closing my eyes in that world.   
I then kept trying but then little bits of wood kept propping themselves up between my eyelids so I couldn't close them. I kept trying to force them to close, but every time they snapped, new ones would appear. I started to run because the monster was chasing me; mocking me because I couldn't close my eyes. I ran to my bedroom and through the sheets over my head, but the monster was under there... And I can't remember if I closed my eyes in the dream, or if the monster got me, but that's when I woke up.   
I also had a bunch of other dreams where family members kept leaving me alone in places. One time my mother literally handed me to Ronald McDonald and walked away.   
&gt; mfw these dreams
I had a dream once when I was around 10, where I was in an alternate reality which I later dubbed "The Dream World"
At first I thought it was real life because it was in my house, but my grandma was there reading a story to me and a group of my friends.
I noticed things were off when I kept seeing this weird sludge thing was zipping past the other kids, no one noticing but me.
Then my grandmother took me aside telling me that I wasn't in the real world, but the monster was after me and wanted to kill me and the only way to get out was to wake up by closing my eyes in that world.
I then kept trying but then little bits of wood kept propping themselves up between my eyelids so I couldn't close them. I kept trying to force them to close, but every time they snapped, new ones would appear. I started to run because the monster was chasing me; mocking me because I couldn't close my eyes. I ran to my bedroom and through the sheets over my head, but the monster was under there... And I can't remember if I closed my eyes in the dream, or if the monster got me, but that's when I woke up.
I also had a bunch of other dreams where family members kept leaving me alone in places. One time my mother literally handed me to Ronald McDonald and walked away.
> mfw these dreams
User avatar #60 - itsmedturner (02/25/2013) [-]
That reminds me! :

>I had a dream last night
>we drove out to see Las Vegas.
>We lost ourselves in the bright lights.
>I wish you could have seen us.

No? okay...
User avatar #99 to #60 - thelesbifriend (02/25/2013) [-]
>Begging for change to get home?
User avatar #102 to #99 - itsmedturner (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank God somebody got the reference. Mayday Parade is the best.
User avatar #104 to #102 - thelesbifriend (02/25/2013) [-]
They are, saw them in concert last year, it was amazing
User avatar #214 to #104 - itsmedturner (02/25/2013) [-]
*Jealous* Im trying to go to Warped Tour this summer in Cincinnatti and one of the main bands Id be going to see is MP.
#58 - frienderman (02/25/2013) [-]
I read in Carl Sagan's &quot;Dragons of Eden&quot; that this is because the left hemisphere of the neocortex, the logic and &quot;truth test&quot; center of the brain, is effectively shut down during sleep, so all thoughts are allowed to be perceived as reality.   
   
Pretty nifty stuff, if you ask me.
I read in Carl Sagan's "Dragons of Eden" that this is because the left hemisphere of the neocortex, the logic and "truth test" center of the brain, is effectively shut down during sleep, so all thoughts are allowed to be perceived as reality.

Pretty nifty stuff, if you ask me.
User avatar #215 to #58 - neocortex (02/26/2013) [-]
you rang good sir?
User avatar #216 to #215 - frienderman (02/26/2013) [-]
Are you the left or right hemisphere? Or both?
#217 to #216 - neocortex (02/26/2013) [-]
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Right here good sir, neo being the latin word for new, the neocortex forms the youngest part of the brain of the homo homo sapiens :)
User avatar #219 to #217 - frienderman (02/26/2013) [-]
I am well aware. You should read Dragons of Eden; it's a wonderful book.
User avatar #220 to #219 - neocortex (02/26/2013) [-]
I'll look into thanks :)
User avatar #218 to #217 - neocortex (02/26/2013) [-]
well **** what crap quality xD
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