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#173 - falconxmard (02/25/2013) [-]
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what my last dream was
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#170 - zomgroflmao (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #168 - waffies (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm currently about 46 hours without sleep and this is how i feel now. Im trying to remember if i was just having a skype call with one of my best friends. But all i can remember is their dog was snoring and i wanted to get it a nasal strip....
User avatar #166 - cheeziswin ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Last night I had a dream where I was naked and then two of my friends walked up and gave me a ticket. It was a flight to Spain. I walked in my birthday suit all the way to the airport, and then I walked out onto the runway and stepped in front of the plane. Then everything went all slow-motion and it zoomed in on my face as a single tear went down my face.

I'm guessing the plane ran me over, but I woke up before it happened.
I need to stop drinking before bed.
User avatar #163 - darrensankari (02/25/2013) [-]
Every single time a dream is about to become a wet dream, something always happens that wakes me up, and I'm left thinking "Son of a bitch. Almost lost my non-existent dream v-card."
#162 - lolzordz (02/25/2013) [-]
in one dream i had i was driving a sofa on the motorway and the only thing i could think of is that the police might catch me if i didnt have my seatbelt on
#157 - Absolute Madman (02/25/2013) [-]
Curse words are bad.
User avatar #156 - izzygirl (02/25/2013) [-]
I remember dreaming, being conscious that I was dreaming, and thinking that I wanted to listen to my iPod. But I wasn't ready to wake up yet. Suddenly, a Korean artist I listen to appeared, and told me in perfect English that I needed to wake up and talk to my boyfriend.
Needless to say i woke up immediately, thinking "What the **** ?" followed by "I'm too loyal to even cheat in my dreams."
User avatar #155 - XboxJunky (02/25/2013) [-]
You can't just carry a dead body around in front of the police, I mean it's all good but then the mafia of bananas shows up, and you're like "I don't even have any ******* bananas, I don't owe you protection!"

Please somebody get the reference.
#145 - mattcris (02/25/2013) [-]
Yea, a few weeks ago, I had a dream where I set a huge black tree of fire with lava from minecraft, and it came to life and started chasing me through my neighborhood while roaring like a dinosaur. And I thought it was real at the time.
User avatar #149 to #145 - tonyredgrave (02/25/2013) [-]
Minecraft related: I was dreaming about this place, an underground fortress, for a whole week before Thursday. Guess what?On Thursday, I found the same exact place with the same bookshelf, room, entrance, and chest placements.
#143 - CupcakeMaster (02/25/2013) [-]
>banana mafia
#136 - commentorman (02/25/2013) [-]
First rule of Banana Mafia: You do not talk about Banana Mafia.
First rule of Banana Mafia: You do not talk about Banana Mafia.
User avatar #132 - skaterchris (02/25/2013) [-]
Unless you are a lucid dreamer.
#131 - rollcore (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 - allnamesrtaken (02/25/2013) [-]
This must be how hardcore christians feel.
#152 to #127 - grizzlydiplomat (02/25/2013) [-]
woooowwww, bashing religions! You must be so hardcore!
User avatar #176 to #152 - allnamesrtaken (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm Christian myself, I just don't like how seriously some people take it. Also, you must use this comment a lot judging on how often content is posted on here that is against Christianity.
#198 to #176 - grizzlydiplomat (02/25/2013) [-]
this is, honestly according to my memory, my first comment regarding posts/comments against Christianity directed towards a specific user
User avatar #117 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2013) [-]
I want to lucid dream. But every time I remember a dream, my grasp on reality lessens. Sometimes in life, I just feel like I've lost control of myself, like something else is controlling me and I'm just watching it all. For one time, I wasn't trying to move any part of my body. I was seriously just looking at my mom as she told me to get some food out of the fridge. I didn't need to move anything, my body just did it by itself.
And if I get up fast, I start to black out. Sometimes everything turns black for a second and I feel tipsy. I feel like the more I think about memories, and how memories could be false, and you'd never know they are, the less I feel concious.
#135 to #117 - Absolute Madman (02/25/2013) [-]
First part: take a psychology class.
Second part: it's called blood. If you stand up too fast it's going to go down, away from your brain, causing you to black out until more blood is pumped back to your head. You sort of need that stuff.
User avatar #153 to #135 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2013) [-]
So how slow should I stand up? Sometimes I can slowly stand up. Taking a good 10+ seconds. And I still just black out for a bit. Once I stood up and just tripped and slammed into the wall.
#159 to #153 - Absolute Madman (02/25/2013) [-]
That happens to me, too. You should sit up first for a few seconds before you stand up.
User avatar #160 to #159 - rokkarokkaali (02/25/2013) [-]
I'll try that.
My parents have blamed the computer. Even though I've noticed just getting up will **** me over. Hopefully I won't be bleeding out of my forehead again because of this.
#213 to #160 - Absolute Madman (02/25/2013) [-]
In addition to low blood pressure, it's also common in tall, young, skinny people. It's likely it will stop when you are older.
User avatar #177 to #160 - divinecreator (02/25/2013) [-]
its not a symptom that you can really get from something like a computer usually genetics determine non-temporary bodily functions and seeing as this has to do with blood you might wanna check up on your family's cardiovascular history
User avatar #174 to #160 - ludislavonac (02/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry, happens to a lot of people, you might have a bit of a low blood pressure, as anon said try standing up slowly and without any sudden movements, you don't need 10 minutes for that, a minute is more than enough to get enough blood pumped to your brain
#110 - Absolute Madman (02/25/2013) [-]
thats actually wrong, if you remind yourself everyday that you are going to sleep now and everything that now happens is a dream, than you are maybe going to be able to control/cancel your dreams. I dont do this but weeks ago i hat an awful nightmare and in the worst moment my brain started to work properly again and i said to myself, this is so unrealistic it must be a dream so i wanna wake up now. and i woke up.
#113 to #110 - verby ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
i was also relatively succesful giving myself lucid dreams this way
#108 - giygasman (02/25/2013) [-]
Ya best peel out cuz i got a ripe feeling bout' you.
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