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#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - mr skeltal (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#74 - kirafivefoursix (02/20/2013) [-]
That one about your mom blowing your dad and kissing you made me crack the fak up
#73 - mr skeltal (02/20/2013) [-]

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
User avatar #50 - TheRealNinjaa (02/20/2013) [-]
The jaw one actually really got me :L
User avatar #49 - Smidgit (02/20/2013) [-]
jokes on you OP I'm lying on my bed
User avatar #45 - gijezza (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
#40 - mr skeltal (02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh **** !!! my thongue! O.o
#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #20 - thereisaguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.

I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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