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#61 - mr skeltal (02/18/2013) [-]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
User avatar #53 - scoggand (02/18/2013) [-]
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
User avatar #62 to #53 - lieothelion (02/18/2013) [-]
Please shut the **** up.
#51 - capnwetnipples (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - resbiansrock (02/18/2013) [-]
3 magic words "Half-Life", "three", and "confirmed"
User avatar #46 to #34 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Three magic words: "You're", "A", and "Cunt"
User avatar #43 to #34 - mustlol (02/18/2013) [-]
#34...
3...
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
User avatar #38 to #34 - basichaharemix (02/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#32 to #27 - mr skeltal (02/18/2013) [-]
Recently saw a program on Discovery called "Africa"
They had a recording of a Giraffe fight and what happens. They swing their heads at each other, the combined weight of the head and neck is over 200 pounds typically. Add in the force of the blow and the 2 horns they have and you've got yourself a freaking truck wrecker.
Don't **** with giraffes.
#21 - lordcuntdestroyer (02/18/2013) [-]
Rap is like a snowy mountain. Mostly black, but white at the top.
User avatar #49 to #21 - organicglory (02/18/2013) [-]
but more importantly, he doesn't own a monkey
User avatar #37 to #21 - basichaharemix (02/18/2013) [-]
White at top? After Recovery? Lol no.
User avatar #24 to #21 - wherethawhitewomen (02/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say Eminem is the "father" of rap, I would say Ice Cube was, he was the first to write about crime and use " ***** " in songs. Try to find a good rap song that doesn't talk about either of those things. I would put Eminem in my top 5 though.
User avatar #50 to #24 - aldheim (02/18/2013) [-]
I cannot name it, but I know I've heard some. Crime themed songs and ***** are the worst and most overused bits of rap.
#47 to #24 - neznanc **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
What about this guy?
User avatar #40 to #24 - themanwithnoplan (02/18/2013) [-]
Deltron 3030 - 3030
User avatar #42 to #40 - themanwithnoplan (02/18/2013) [-]
For the rap thing that isn't about crime and doesn't use " ***** ."
#44 to #42 - themanwithnoplan (02/18/2013) [-]
By the same person.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

I always laugh at some point throughout the song.
User avatar #39 to #24 - nebraksa corn (02/18/2013) [-]
Tupac, nas, dr dre, biggie, jayz, all better than ice cube.
User avatar #45 to #39 - wherethawhitewomen (02/18/2013) [-]
Did I say he was the best? No. I said he's the father. There's a huge difference.
User avatar #54 to #45 - nebraksa corn (02/18/2013) [-]
Ice cube was not the father of rap. There, difference clarified.
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordcuntdestroyer (02/18/2013) [-]
Eminem himself has dozens of great songs that aren't about crime, and he never said ***** in any of his songs. I do agree eminem isn't rap's father, although he is my personal favorite. I just found this picture was suiting
#29 to #25 - mr skeltal (02/18/2013) [-]
A$AP rocky is a raw rapper in the upcoming
#59 to #29 - welcometoatl (02/18/2013) [-]
ASAP is good, but I still prefer Kendrick over him.. from the new rappers. Logic is sick!

Snoop in his prime was pretty good too. DRE has always been decent at rap and better at producing. Even though Yelawolf looks weird as **** , and despite his **** song of "pop the trunk", he's shows potential due to his ability to spit quick and rhyme slick.
User avatar #28 to #25 - wherethawhitewomen (02/18/2013) [-]
Well he mentions a form a crime in all of his songs, whether it's smoking weed or killing someone.

And by the way, he almost says it in "Criminal"

"I drink more liquor to **** you up quicker
Than you'd wanna **** me up for saying the word ( ****** )"

He doesn't actually say it, I just thought I'd mention it though.
User avatar #31 to #28 - lordcuntdestroyer (02/18/2013) [-]
true, he does say something crime related in a lot of his songs. But many of his songs (Halie's song, Not afraid, No love, When I'm gone, You're never over, ect) don't mention those, and most of his songs dont surround crime as the main theme. I personally think no matter the theme, good rap is defined by the soul and meaning behind it. I personally think eminem is the greatest of all time, but then again I haven't heard every rapper. It's all opinion really, who is the "best"
User avatar #33 to #31 - wherethawhitewomen (02/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. Everything off Recovery is horrible though.

In Hallie's Song -

"So here's what I'm facin':
3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman,
I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman"
#18 - wyattgrace (02/18/2013) [-]
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#15 - joshygee (02/18/2013) [-]
**joshygee rolled a random image posted in comment #2857401 at Item Collecting Game **
+41
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User avatar #9 - nimblewalrus ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Can someone with some photoshop skills give us a template?
#12 to #9 - ilovel (02/17/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #13 to #12 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
When I first saw it I thought that he had no advice.
+1
#8 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#6 - kelex (02/17/2013) [-]
Any video about this?
User avatar #11 to #6 - Keril (02/17/2013) [-]
I present to you, the source.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvw24PRGiKg
User avatar #7 to #6 - maxismahname (02/17/2013) [-]
I need it too
#5 - carelisbeingboned (02/17/2013) [-]
I can never tell if Eminem is serious about **** . He always has the same expression.
User avatar #2 - feffog (02/17/2013) [-]
is it me or does he ALWAYS look confused no matter the situation
User avatar #55 to #2 - pickstar (02/18/2013) [-]
I guess it isn't you.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ItsTheJJ (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't think any amount of time in his fame is gonna make him used to dealing with people.
#1 - mr skeltal (02/17/2013) [-]
"1st" -iamthefirst
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