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User avatar #16 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
DEUTSCH *************
User avatar #23 to #16 - ponyfcker (02/16/2013) [-]
Hallo, mein fräulein
User avatar #24 to #23 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
Fräulein mein Arsch. Ich bin einen Mann.
User avatar #26 to #24 - ponyfcker (02/16/2013) [-]
Nein. Du bist mein Schlampe.
User avatar #65 to #26 - xxbutthurtxx (02/17/2013) [-]
meine*
User avatar #67 to #65 - ponyfcker (02/17/2013) [-]
Sorry. I ****** up. German isn't my first language. I always **** that one up.
User avatar #121 to #67 - xxbutthurtxx (02/17/2013) [-]
Well dude my english isn't that good either.
It's just nice to play grammar-nazi ;D
I'm not able to do that in english =P
User avatar #123 to #121 - ponyfcker (02/17/2013) [-]
I am. Let me do it for you.
"Well dude my english isn't that good either.
It's just nice to play grammar-nazi ;D
I'm not able to do that in english =P"

Well dude, my English is not that great either. (B- here)
It's just nice to play Grammar Nazi. ;D (B here)
I'm not able to do that with English. =P (A here, you forgot to capitalize "English").

Good luck on your travels.
User avatar #128 to #123 - xxbutthurtxx (02/17/2013) [-]
Why do I have to use great instead of good in this case?
User avatar #132 to #128 - ponyfcker (02/17/2013) [-]
It just sounds nicer to me. At least you didn't say gooder.
#232 to #132 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'm always trying to improve my English :)
Have a nice day!
User avatar #233 to #232 - xxbutthurtxx (02/17/2013) [-]
Dang...
Forgot to log in.
#27 to #26 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich bin.
User avatar #64 to #24 - xxbutthurtxx (02/17/2013) [-]
*Fräuein am Arsch.
User avatar #31 to #16 - themastertroller (02/16/2013) [-]
i speak french, now wishing to learn german
User avatar #35 to #31 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
Learning both, and ******* Welsh, which is compulsory in this god-awful country of rain and sheep
User avatar #41 to #35 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
meine Sprachkenntnisse begrenzt
User avatar #37 to #35 - themastertroller (02/16/2013) [-]
haha whales. hmm all i know of german comes from my love of international soccer. like, i know the large "B" type accent is pronounced with an "sh" sound rather than a B.
User avatar #47 to #37 - theshadowed (02/17/2013) [-]
Verbs must always be in the 2nd position. If you have a time/location at the beginning of the sentence, you must invert the subject and the verb
User avatar #50 to #47 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
but meine is "mine" is it not?
User avatar #55 to #50 - theshadowed (02/17/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #56 to #55 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
and that is not a time or location, so why would the verb be second?
User avatar #61 to #56 - theshadowed (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't think it has to be time/location, that was just an example. Basically, it can be anything. The past tense is a bugger also. But, when you get the hang of it, its easier than French. Its very logical.
User avatar #62 to #61 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
seems legit

je te souhaite un bon semaine
#18 to #16 - Crusader (02/16/2013) [-]
sprechen si Dick?
User avatar #20 to #18 - whothefkisanon (02/16/2013) [-]
*sie
#225 - xdjerredlongxd (02/17/2013) [-]
Op's face when "le."
User avatar #173 - Sethorein (02/17/2013) [-]
But see, le is a wonderful word.

Le chien
Le petit chat

You know, used correctly

Idiots on the internet going
>Le Teacher being le derp durh
>Le munky face le lulz

That's what rustles our jimmies. Le = the in masculine tense. Keep it that way.
User avatar #199 to #173 - gamebug (02/17/2013) [-]
It wasn't until I went to France (and was laughed at) did I learn the difference between le chat and la chatte... my teacher told me the difference was the gender of the cat.

The french told me it was the difference between a cat and a pussy.
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#219 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me. It took me a long 			*******		 time to get over it.
Same thing happened to me. It took me a long ******* time to get over it.
#196 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
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#79 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#227 - moevleboevle (02/17/2013) [-]
this picture hangs above my computer in my office

read the title
User avatar #136 - thatnerdyguy (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm taking Japanese, and I feel the same when I hear the word "kawaii" (though thankfully that's not as often as I assume "le" is).
User avatar #126 - oottovann (02/17/2013) [-]
The mot "The" bruisse vraiment vos jimmies, hein?
#82 - boredomavenger (02/17/2013) [-]
as-tu un problème?

but seriously though, do you care so much about "le" that you can't contain your buttfrustration? It's not that big of a deal.
User avatar #90 to #82 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]
tu es faches, frere?
User avatar #19 - whothefkisanon (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm so glad all my retard friends read it as "lee" instead of "lë".
But french still sucks.
User avatar #211 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Try watching an old Pepe le pew cartoon.
#110 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Le ME-ME'S
#22 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
I take French as well. I, along with only two other classmates, make up the 3% of students in that class who have some sort of French accent and ability to carry on some sort of conversation. My teacher does not have an accent when he speaks, but at least he gets the pronunciations right. Hell, the only time the teacher and us three mispronounce words is when we're joking around.
What kills me is seeing people on the Internet using "le" and "le" alone. Seriously. You can't have "le car", it's "la car", because cars are feminine. ******* uncultured swines...
User avatar #25 to #22 - kanatana (02/16/2013) [-]
Cars are feminine? Makes sense to me. You get in and out of them, don't always use protection, and if you accidentally wreck it, you can just go get a new one, no problem.
User avatar #48 to #25 - xzynth (02/17/2013) [-]
the problem would be explaining that a 600 Horsepower mustang is a fenemium
#52 to #48 - kanatana (02/17/2013) [-]
Listen, if a Mustang tells you he wants to be a Filly, you don't argue. Just nod and smile, and respect his life choices.
User avatar #172 - zombehkitteh (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #187 to #172 - hokeymon (02/17/2013) [-]
You got that right with the **** part.
User avatar #188 to #187 - zombehkitteh (02/17/2013) [-]
for **** sakes my faggot friend posted this
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User avatar #178 to #171 - peanutbraddle (02/17/2013) [-]
Avast! blocked a malicious URL from this website for me, so, No.
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