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User avatar #166 - gibroner (02/17/2013) [-]
just remember "Je me rends" and you don't need to know any other french
User avatar #165 - lmger (02/17/2013) [-]
Dont you just run a lot in French classes
#163 - zalggo (02/17/2013) [-]
I will devour everything you ever loved and cared for. You are nothing towards me. I am more powerful. I am everything. Not even a goddess can stand up towards to me. I am far more superior to satan. As I am the one and only. ZALGO



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#144 - hunterdubb (02/17/2013) [-]
True story: every time my girlfriend and I have sex she tell me to "Check it" (meaning the condom to see if it broke... she gets paranoid) and I always yell Dubs!

She till has no clue what im talking about, and i have no clue why i say it

Thanks funnyjunk
User avatar #136 - thatnerdyguy (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm taking Japanese, and I feel the same when I hear the word "kawaii" (though thankfully that's not as often as I assume "le" is).
User avatar #135 - ghostninja (02/17/2013) [-]
oh man i remember when you could use "le" and "derp" in comics and what not


now it's a crime against humanity

oh how the times they are a changing
User avatar #126 - oottovann (02/17/2013) [-]
The mot "The" bruisse vraiment vos jimmies, hein?
User avatar #122 - justlosthegame (02/17/2013) [-]
Took five years of French, every day I run into incidents where I need to speak Spanish. I made an awesome choice.
#127 to #122 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
amnesty stupid old gringo america ours aztland future america deal with that

obama, obama savior thank god for obama these stupid old repooblicans think that they can get us to vote for their gringo asses but their racist hate for us "wetbacks" will never be forgot
User avatar #118 - dengekisushi (02/17/2013) [-]
Parlez-vous français aussi? Je ne suis pas très bon.
User avatar #175 to #118 - Sethorein (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh boy, being Canadian finally has a benefit

You speak french... like me? (I think, maybe too...). I do not speak it very well.

Huzzah for speaking one and a half languages...
User avatar #184 to #175 - dengekisushi (02/17/2013) [-]
I stopped taking French almost a year ago because I didn't want to overwhelm my schedule when I transferred colleges.
And I'm going to Italy next year or the year after, so French wouldn't get me incredibly far.
I've forgotten a lot of it, but I still remember some basics.
User avatar #192 to #184 - Sethorein (02/17/2013) [-]
Never liked french, dropped out of it like 4 years ago. I can read it fine, speak it... not so much...

I like Japanese and german way more. Woulda been a good axis soldier o_o
User avatar #217 to #192 - dengekisushi (02/17/2013) [-]
I took German for my freshman year of high school, then I transferred to a school for two years that didn't offer German, and since I hate the living wits out of Spanish, I opted for French and I got hooked.
I took it for two years at that high school, went back to my old high school, then took French over again for a year at community college. I love the language; I'm better at speaking it than reading it.
#124 to #118 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
My native language is French and i can tell that you have written a grammatically perfect sentence! Bravo, continuez comme ça ! :)
User avatar #130 to #124 - dengekisushi (02/17/2013) [-]
Ah, Merci! J'ai oublié beaucoup de langue, mais j'adore français!
#120 to #118 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't actually speak french
#117 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
My Chinese teacher always uses older sister as her example of a person doing something, which in Chinese sounds like Jie-jie, Which sounds like Hebrew for penis...

Closest thing I have to a relevant picture.
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User avatar #169 to #133 - secondtimearound (02/17/2013) [-]
wo ye xue zhong wen, ni xue le duo ji nian le? wo gang gang kai shi xue zhong wen, suo yi wo de zhong wen ye bu tai hao. pinyin zhen fang bian.
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User avatar #176 to #170 - secondtimearound (02/17/2013) [-]
dui a, xue hanzhi shi bi jiao fang bian. dan shi, zhong wen zhen de you tai duo zi...(wo de zhong wen bu tai hao...suo yi you yi xie zi wo bu hui shuo). shuo bi xie zhen rong yi, dan shi wo jue de...ru guo ni hui du zhong wen, shuo lai...shi hen hao de.

damn, I need to restudy my mandarin....I had this whole week off bc of Chinese New Year and I've grown rusty...
#145 to #133 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
屌你老母
煩死人啦
死鬼佬
#152 to #151 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Logged in. Checked "Post as Anon"
User avatar #149 to #145 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
those words I do know :L
#154 to #149 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Google translate lelelelelelelelele
User avatar #156 to #154 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
gwilo doesn't translate bro.
User avatar #159 to #158 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't even know what I'm arguing with anon...
#150 to #149 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
lawl
User avatar #137 to #133 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, my chinese isn't that great, I'm only in semester 2 of my first year, with a B, my vocabulary isn't the greatest :L from that I can "read"/context clues "You also have chinese? I also have chinese, something I something Chinese don't have" :L
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#139 to #137 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#148 to #139 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Just a question: can you actually read/write actual Chinese?
I mean not just the sounds
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#153 to #148 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#160 to #153 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Well, best of luck to ya. Chinese is hard as **** . I hate that ******* language.
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User avatar #142 to #139 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
Still, you've helped me learn more so thank you!
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User avatar #131 to #117 - rawyouth (02/17/2013) [-]
I live in China but my chinese is awful i can barely say anything apart from i like apples etc
User avatar #134 to #131 - softcover (02/17/2013) [-]
Learned that sentence last week! Wo si juan chi ping gua!
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User avatar #114 - whywouldyou (02/17/2013) [-]
Same feel.
#113 - twi (02/17/2013) [-]
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#110 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Le ME-ME'S
User avatar #109 - corundum (02/17/2013) [-]
A lot of people wrongly assume it's pronounced "lay." This confuses me whenever someone tries to make a joke along those lines IRL.
#106 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
MFW foreign language teachers tell me I should take their classes
User avatar #102 - sirbutterballs (02/17/2013) [-]
I failed french class when I was in middle school because I kept falling asleep. I still regret nothing.
User avatar #96 - iizsimon (02/17/2013) [-]
Est-ce que tes jimmies se sont froisees?
User avatar #111 to #96 - corundum (02/17/2013) [-]
Avez-vous un mal a la derriere?
#221 to #111 - grind (02/17/2013) [-]
It's even more funny when you are french.
It's even more funny when you are french.
User avatar #235 to #221 - corundum (02/17/2013) [-]
I made this up in the middle of French class and my teacher giggled.
User avatar #94 - derpityhurr (02/17/2013) [-]
as-ton jimmies bruissaient?
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