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#244 - schweatyballs (02/17/2013) [+] (15 replies)
dubs decides my new username
User avatar #236 - YoDawgWeHeard (02/17/2013) [-]
You can tell this gay joke because you're OP.
#180 - oliverholes (02/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Nah, this logic is flawed.
Correct logic would be one of two things.

#1: Change the third panel to "I can tell rape jokes because I've been raped."

#2: Change the first panel to "I can tell black jokes because I lunch black people." and the second panel to "I can tell Jew jokes because I'm Hitler."

See? Flawed.
#98 - mantou ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
reactions i get when telling rape jokes   
reactions i get when telling rape jokes

User avatar #102 to #101 - clittyrubquick (02/17/2013) [-]
But it's damn cute!
User avatar #95 - Jackimole (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is stupid because Jews and Black people are the offended party in the first two jokes, but rapists are not offended by rape jokes.
It's not really much of a parallel...
#94 - rollcore (02/17/2013) [-]
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#15 - turdofdoom (02/16/2013) [-]
i can tell toilet jokes because I'm a turd
#173 - fiddlestickz (02/17/2013) [-]
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#145 - senesse (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So that's what he was doing after Ellie died...
User avatar #146 to #145 - xozonex (02/17/2013) [-]
**** you. Too many feels, man...
#100 - tkfishandchips (02/17/2013) [-]
Those are some funky ears...
#89 - Scythe (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can tell these jokes because i'm white
User avatar #87 - theavatar (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** i might be a rapist because the black guy had a black mans voice, the jewish guy had a really jewish accent type voice and then the rapist hfate

#79 - robertito (02/17/2013) [-]
He looked kinda like a therapist. I thought he was gonna say "I can say these rape jokes because I'm The rapist"

get it?
#76 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#109 to #76 - Zyklone ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - zombielovez (02/17/2013) [-]
dem ears
User avatar #53 - memustardo (02/16/2013) [-]
The second person look like the guy from toystory in the chicken suit.
#49 - flashcache (02/16/2013) [-]
**flashcache rolls 700** trips, slightly less rapey
User avatar #14 - celestiasbeard (02/16/2013) [-]
I can make dead baby jokes because I am indeed a dead baby
User avatar #6 - expectation (02/16/2013) [-]
I've never seen a jew tell a jewish joke and use that as an excuse?
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