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#14 - larso (02/16/2013) [-]
**larso rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Nailed it **
#13 - abdullahmag (02/16/2013) [-]
a friend of mine actually went to McDonald's and went to the guy and said "yeah, i'm gonna have a small medium large!"
User avatar #12 - abombster (02/16/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I've actually done that?
User avatar #11 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
usually I skip past these cause they're played out but this one made me laugh
User avatar #10 - CJKnightlyPM (02/16/2013) [-]
I work at a Dunkin Donuts (I close so I work 3pm to 11pm four nights a week) and every day a super stoned kid comes through and orders and medium small iced coffee. We know what he likes so we just tell him to drive up and we make it for him. He always leaves all his change as a tip even if he pays with a $20, probably not on purpose, so he's my favorite customer.
User avatar #9 - Thenewguygunther (02/15/2013) [-]
you all think he's an idiot but he's actually a statistical genius


you see he knows that not all mediums are equal, so he demands that they prepare him two pizzas that are in the largest percentile of medium pizzas, this way he manages to maximize the amount of pizza he gets for his money as he is also a master economist.
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#7 - fellthatsexydrop (02/15/2013) [-]
I used to work at a drive in where we serve four sizes. Small, medium, large and route 44. One day there was a really black lady, (now let me just say this bitch had been coming here for months and we always 						****					 up her order somehow, she bitches, but still comes back, whenever we saw her car we knew what was gonna go down, but today she was extra bitchy...) we do our little intro skit of 'Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj, my name is hjhjhjfsd, can I take your order?' She would sit there for a bit, smacking her mouth (Jesus it would piss me off she would do it so loud) then she would finally say 'Urrrrrrmmmm. Gimme a medium root fouty-fo.' Slight problem here, she didn't state the kind of drink she wanted, nor the size. So I would answer with, 'I'm sorry could you say that one more time?' She would get short tempered and start getting loud. 'I SAAAAIIIIID A MEDIUM ROOT FOUTY-FO'!' I asked her what kind of drink she would like and she went damn 						********					 'GIMME YO' MAN'GAH! I NEEDA TALKA HER!' Then our manager went out there, they talked and the customer drove off.   
 I was written up...     
   
						****					 off Sonic
I used to work at a drive in where we serve four sizes. Small, medium, large and route 44. One day there was a really black lady, (now let me just say this bitch had been coming here for months and we always **** up her order somehow, she bitches, but still comes back, whenever we saw her car we knew what was gonna go down, but today she was extra bitchy...) we do our little intro skit of 'Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj, my name is hjhjhjfsd, can I take your order?' She would sit there for a bit, smacking her mouth (Jesus it would piss me off she would do it so loud) then she would finally say 'Urrrrrrmmmm. Gimme a medium root fouty-fo.' Slight problem here, she didn't state the kind of drink she wanted, nor the size. So I would answer with, 'I'm sorry could you say that one more time?' She would get short tempered and start getting loud. 'I SAAAAIIIIID A MEDIUM ROOT FOUTY-FO'!' I asked her what kind of drink she would like and she went damn ******** 'GIMME YO' MAN'GAH! I NEEDA TALKA HER!' Then our manager went out there, they talked and the customer drove off.
I was written up...

**** off Sonic
User avatar #27 to #7 - zramn (02/16/2013) [-]
>"at a drive in where we serve... route 44."
>"Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj"
>" **** off Sonic"

Aww you ruined the mystery!
#6 - deletedmyaccount (02/15/2013) [-]
Better yet, make it extra medium.
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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Is this not one of the earliest of that meme?
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#2 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I once asked for a Whopper at McDonald's.

To which I instantly corrected myself and instead asked for a "McWhopper".
#17 to #2 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
Go to BK and ask for McNuggets then watch as the cashier tries to resist the urge to hit you.
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