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#50 - mutzaki ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was because she could drown e'rybody.

All the good puns were already taken.
#44 - umadddbro (02/16/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah!!!
Fuck yeah!!!
#43 - LittleEnforcer (02/16/2013) [-]
Because I'm always trying to bring mercury whenever I travel
User avatar #54 to #43 - mexirican (02/16/2013) [-]
funniest thing I've seen today
User avatar #41 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
What's going on?
User avatar #66 to #41 - rdeubler (02/16/2013) [-]
Its gallium, not mercury. It melts at 85F and weakens most non zinc coated metals.
User avatar #45 to #41 - Trigonous (02/16/2013) [-]
I would guess rapid oxidation, but I haven't taken a chemistry class in like 5 years (fuck yeah comp sci)
User avatar #46 to #45 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm a CS major!
#53 to #46 - csmithyo (02/16/2013) [-]
im a history major   lets be friends
im a history major lets be friends
User avatar #92 to #53 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
Interesting. Can I ask why you chose history?
User avatar #99 to #92 - csmithyo (02/16/2013) [-]
because its ballin and i want to work at a museum
User avatar #100 to #99 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
I envy you.
User avatar #102 to #101 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
No seriously, I do. You seem like you actually know what you want to do in life.
User avatar #48 to #46 - Trigonous (02/16/2013) [-]
I have a feeling Funnyjunk is disproportionally CS majors...
User avatar #49 to #48 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
I've actually run into quite a few here.
#38 - sketchfactor (02/16/2013) [-]
#37 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [-]
Maybe also because it's poisonous.
#36 - LaBarata (02/16/2013) [-]
Nigga please, my shoes have wings. I don't need your fuckin' plane
#32 - faithrider ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
AWW, COME ON MAN, YOU'VE GOTTA PUT THAT SHIT IN MORBID CHANNEL!
#39 to #32 - inathecold (02/16/2013) [-]
I... I understood that reference.
I... I understood that reference.
#30 - flylow (02/16/2013) [-]
Man Fuck your shit i do what i want
User avatar #72 to #30 - jellybaby (02/16/2013) [-]
Your name just makes it that much funnier.
User avatar #47 to #30 - fideldevinci (02/16/2013) [-]
Gold.
#40 to #30 - umadddbro (02/16/2013) [-]
only canada...
User avatar #31 to #30 - shiningfinger ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Flawless.
#29 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
...or maybe because it's poisonous?
User avatar #28 - smartirish (02/16/2013) [-]
More like why You can't bring mercury on the letter T
#24 - ethanfromhell (02/16/2013) [-]
oh no now i have to throw all of my mercury away before i get on the plane Darn i really wanted some mercury to snack on for the plane ride.
#21 - tarnac (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon! Is it because he's gay? It's 2013 and people still make up these lame excuses.

Although I can agree that bringing a dead guy on a plane wouldn't make you the most fun guy on that plane...
#34 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
check #9
#33 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
you got your precious green thumbs,now eat a fucking dick and die
#20 - europeanswallow (02/16/2013) [-]
**europeanswallow rolled a random image posted in comment #3040479 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

had to hide this in my ass to get it on the plane
#16 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #489047 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** What I can't take on a plane.
#17 to #16 - rainbowadash **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
**rainbowadash rolled a random image posted in comment #3018663 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Today's just the day to roll pictures isn't it?

Relevance, my roll is what I hit you on the head with for no good reason.
#18 to #17 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #562 at Is this for real?? ** Well, I block and fight back with this
#19 to #18 - rainbowadash **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
**rainbowadash rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Yeeeeeueuueueueueepppepepep ** The fact that I believe that is a prison (look at the door/bars on windows) is an amazingly relevant counter-roll to a criminal mastermind committing.

Well.. I break out of prison with this!
#22 to #19 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at fallout ** And I will send that thing straight to hell with this.
User avatar #23 to #22 - rainbowadash **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [-]
(someone dun liek us mooseguy)



:(
User avatar #15 - responsibletim ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would you be carrying mercury on you in the first place?
#14 - Yukimaru (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I can see how mercury could fuck up a plane.
User avatar #42 to #14 - reaperslayer (02/16/2013) [-]
meet the japan equivelant of a big sister
#26 to #14 - maio (02/16/2013) [-]
is there a sauce with all elements like this?
User avatar #82 to #26 - Superstevefive (02/16/2013) [-]
The artist actually did very few elements in the set, but everything is at least mildly deadly. danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2610. There is also the artist's pixiv page. Just search 有害娘
#60 to #26 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I know there's more but its been some time since i seen the others, sorry bro
User avatar #25 to #14 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Well yeah, with a fucking saw like that, that's probably a problem.
User avatar #13 - OMGNIGGERZ (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow that totally ruined my plans of bring MERCURY on a fucking PLANE
User avatar #27 to #13 - OMGNIGGERZ (02/16/2013) [-]
bringing*
User avatar #12 - bakinboy (02/15/2013) [-]
is that aluminum?
#10 - anomsssssss (02/15/2013) [-]
god damn planes
#59 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
comment #30 faggot
#98 to #59 - anomsssssss (02/16/2013) [-]
^ comment #10 anon....
^ comment #10 anon....
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