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#50 - mutzaki (02/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was because she could drown e'rybody.

All the good puns were already taken.
#44 - umadddbro (02/16/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah!!!
Fuck yeah!!!
#43 - LittleEnforcer (02/16/2013) [-]
Because I'm always trying to bring mercury whenever I travel
User avatar #54 to #43 - mexirican (02/16/2013) [-]
funniest thing I've seen today
User avatar #41 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
What's going on?
User avatar #66 to #41 - rdeubler (02/16/2013) [-]
Its gallium, not mercury. It melts at 85F and weakens most non zinc coated metals.
User avatar #45 to #41 - Trigonous (02/16/2013) [-]
I would guess rapid oxidation, but I haven't taken a chemistry class in like 5 years (fuck yeah comp sci)
User avatar #46 to #45 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm a CS major!
#53 to #46 - csmithyo (02/16/2013) [-]
im a history major   lets be friends
im a history major lets be friends
User avatar #92 to #53 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
Interesting. Can I ask why you chose history?
User avatar #99 to #92 - csmithyo (02/16/2013) [-]
because its ballin and i want to work at a museum
User avatar #100 to #99 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
I envy you.
User avatar #102 to #101 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [-]
No seriously, I do. You seem like you actually know what you want to do in life.
User avatar #48 to #46 - Trigonous (02/16/2013) [-]
I have a feeling Funnyjunk is disproportionally CS majors...
User avatar #49 to #48 - spoogle (02/16/2013) [-]
I've actually run into quite a few here.
#37 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [-]
Maybe also because it's poisonous.
#36 - LaBarata (02/16/2013) [-]
Nigga please, my shoes have wings. I don't need your fuckin' plane
#32 - faithrider (02/16/2013) [-]
AWW, COME ON MAN, YOU'VE GOTTA PUT THAT SHIT IN MORBID CHANNEL!
#39 to #32 - inathecold (02/16/2013) [-]
I... I understood that reference.
I... I understood that reference.
#30 - flylow (02/16/2013) [-]
Man Fuck your shit i do what i want
User avatar #72 to #30 - jellybaby (02/16/2013) [-]
Your name just makes it that much funnier.
User avatar #47 to #30 - fideldevinci (02/16/2013) [-]
Gold.
#40 to #30 - umadddbro (02/16/2013) [-]
only canada...
User avatar #31 to #30 - shiningfinger (02/16/2013) [-]
Flawless.
#29 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
...or maybe because it's poisonous?
User avatar #28 - smartirish (02/16/2013) [-]
More like why You can't bring mercury on the letter T
#24 - ethanfromhell (02/16/2013) [-]
oh no now i have to throw all of my mercury away before i get on the plane Darn i really wanted some mercury to snack on for the plane ride.
#21 - tarnac (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon! Is it because he's gay? It's 2013 and people still make up these lame excuses.

Although I can agree that bringing a dead guy on a plane wouldn't make you the most fun guy on that plane...
#34 to #21 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
check #9
#33 to #21 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
you got your precious green thumbs,now eat a fucking dick and die
#20 - europeanswallow (02/16/2013) [-]
**europeanswallow rolled a random image posted in comment #3040479 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

had to hide this in my ass to get it on the plane
#16 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #489047 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** What I can't take on a plane.
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#18 to #17 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #562 at Is this for real?? ** Well, I block and fight back with this
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#22 to #19 - flusteredmoose (02/16/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at fallout ** And I will send that thing straight to hell with this.
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User avatar #15 - responsibletim (02/16/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would you be carrying mercury on you in the first place?
#14 - Yukimaru (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I can see how mercury could fuck up a plane.
User avatar #42 to #14 - reaperslayer (02/16/2013) [-]
meet the japan equivelant of a big sister
#26 to #14 - maio (02/16/2013) [-]
is there a sauce with all elements like this?
User avatar #82 to #26 - Superstevefive (02/16/2013) [-]
The artist actually did very few elements in the set, but everything is at least mildly deadly. You need to login to view this link There is also the artist's pixiv page. Just search 有害娘
#60 to #26 - thewasteland (02/16/2013) [-]
I know there's more but its been some time since i seen the others, sorry bro
User avatar #13 - OMGNIGGERZ (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow that totally ruined my plans of bring MERCURY on a fucking PLANE
User avatar #27 to #13 - OMGNIGGERZ (02/16/2013) [-]
bringing*
User avatar #12 - bakinboy ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
is that aluminum?
#10 - anomsssssss (02/15/2013) [-]
god damn planes
#59 to #10 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
comment #30 faggot
#98 to #59 - anomsssssss (02/16/2013) [-]
^ comment #10 anon....
^ comment #10 anon....
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