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#22 - theroflcer (02/16/2013) [-]
> Had cooking teacher in high-school.   
>Thinks Pumpkins and Tomato's are vegetables.
> Had cooking teacher in high-school.
>Thinks Pumpkins and Tomato's are vegetables.
User avatar #28 to #22 - diresister (02/16/2013) [-]
in a kitchen they are vegetables everywhere else they are fruit

smartness tomato fruit
wisdown ect ect
User avatar #34 to #28 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
A smart man knows a tomato is a fruit.
A wise man will not put it into a fruit salad
#37 to #34 - Common Pepe (02/16/2013) [-]
i saw this on tumblr like last year ur not funny
#39 to #37 - Common Pepe (02/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, Shush
User avatar #38 to #37 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #35 to #34 - diresister (02/16/2013) [-]
i know the quote i just didn't want to post the whole thing
User avatar #29 to #28 - diresister (02/16/2013) [-]
wisdom*
#15 - fosforgasxiii (02/16/2013) [-]
>be me
>learning fcking difficult **** at maths
>fail a lot of tests, my average is now 45/100
>one more test, two week before the grades are closed
>get ill on day of test
>return after two days of illness
>apparently the test I missed, was the easiest test we've done in months
>everyone scored more than 15 on a 20-points test
>"this is my chance"
>study like a pro
>ask teacher to let me take the test, so I can catch up with the rest of the class
>"you already did enough tests to give you a valid grade, no need to catch up the test"
>MFW I miss the easiest ********* and end up with 45% on my first quarter.
User avatar #42 to #15 - awesomenessdefined (02/16/2013) [-]
20 point test.
Do you really think it'll make a difference .
User avatar #19 to #15 - jasonthebomb (02/16/2013) [-]
>be today
>reading teacher despises me down to the depths of hell
>goes on vacation for 3 weeks
>we were doing a project that i wasn't notified about
>teaches cusses me out and insults me for not doing ****
>what
>i have until monday to read a book she didn't give me
>I can't do **** .
#21 to #19 - Common Pepe (02/16/2013) [-]
Why did you go on a three week vacation in the middle of the school year/semester?
User avatar #23 to #21 - jasonthebomb (02/16/2013) [-]
Tried to go on winter break, but the only tickets were long after the break was over. I would have gone for a shorter time, but 3 weeks was the shortest.
User avatar #56 to #23 - schwerdaddy (02/16/2013) [-]
You skipped school for fun for 3 weeks and you complain that you're behind? Oh, poor you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jasonthebomb (02/16/2013) [-]
Did I mention that we also have an assignment that I'll also fail?
User avatar #31 to #20 - alexkarino (02/16/2013) [-]
School>Vacation
Don't see a problem here.
#14 - falconxmard (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - breakfastskippa (02/15/2013) [-]
Boo ****** hoo i had the sniffels i cant write because im a faggot, getting shot is an excuse not a cold.
User avatar #30 to #13 - diresister (02/16/2013) [-]
only, if he'd gone in he could have passed it on to everybody else in the class like a scumbag
#10 - bakinboy (02/15/2013) [-]
psychology professor
still thinks freud's theories are legitimate
User avatar #16 to #10 - techketzer (02/16/2013) [-]
Your's, too?
Damn I'm glad I'm rid of that old scumbag.
User avatar #17 to #16 - techketzer (02/16/2013) [-]
*Yours

Sorry for that.
#8 - blueskull (02/15/2013) [-]
"I WE" You had ONE job.
#12 to #9 - thecurlysage (02/15/2013) [-]
this should speed things up
enlarge at own risk
User avatar #6 - fitemeirl (02/15/2013) [-]
well if you're sick for an entire week it might be in your best interest to ask someone what you missed, assuming you're not in elementary school you're there because you want to graduate and eventually get a degree of some sort. you gotta put in some effort on your own.
User avatar #4 - itrooztrooperdown (02/15/2013) [-]
"It would be a shame I we had" - ok.

Also, I guess I'm a very lucky person because my college exams and quiz/works and other relevant stuff for passing the subject/getting a good mark are scheduled since the first day of class. (So you can know when you will be busy since you know, nobody wants to **** up a degree because of **** like this...)
#3 - mattdoggy (02/15/2013) [-]
all of my college professors do this
any day that anyone doesn't show up they will give a pop quiz on simple things
what color is the sky, what's your favorite candy bar, how many fingers do you have
some day's when very few people have shown up we've had a "calligraphy test" where all we had to do is write our name on a sheet of paper and hand it in.
my favorite teacher will give us "brownie tests" where he gives coupons for free food from our student cafeteria center and wants us to go use the coupons for a test grade
Moral of the story: All you had to do was show up to class CJ
User avatar #33 to #3 - ryanmck (02/16/2013) [-]
really says a lot about your degree if you get credit for answering what color the sky is...
#58 to #33 - iamnotacleverman (02/16/2013) [-]
obviously yellow
User avatar #18 to #3 - lordoftheflies (02/16/2013) [-]
What college do you go?
User avatar #2 - doigboiger (02/15/2013) [-]
The teacher can't change her whole teaching schedule just for you.
#54 to #2 - Common Pepe (02/16/2013) [-]
"I'll give you a few minutes to catch up on the curriculum before taking the quiz."
Not that ******* hard kiddo
#67 to #54 - Common Pepe (02/16/2013) [-]
if someone could learn the week of lessons in 5 minutes the teacher wouldn't have spent a whole week teaching it to their students.
User avatar #63 to #54 - chezburgadominator (02/16/2013) [-]
"Here's a few minutes to catch up on what everyone else had a week to learn"
The point is, he's still behind.
User avatar #1 - sammiez (02/15/2013) [-]
hilarious !
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