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User avatar #121 - defeats (02/14/2013) [-]
I read this hoping for some joke, or at least a laugh...
Bitching about people moaning about being lonely on Valentine's day is worse.

My girlfriend is pretty ill at the moment so I'll be spending this Valentine's on the Internet, watching movies, playing games or whatever I want to do.

Anyway, this was mighty rich of you, OP.
#110 - infinitereaper ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Find a companion?    
   
I have to write a chapter about an unlikely companion today,, I have no time for females!   
   
Go outside? Ew, there are people out there!   
   
Today I shall write!
Find a companion?

I have to write a chapter about an unlikely companion today,, I have no time for females!

Go outside? Ew, there are people out there!

Today I shall write!
User avatar #87 - vilmowd (02/14/2013) [-]
TODAY I ASKED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS OUT!!!...she said no...
i grew some balls and i asked her out...and you were actually right.
she did say no,and it wasn't even that bad!...but there is still a problem...i am still alone.
and i am pretty damn sure that if i ask some one els out, there is 88% chance that it will go the same way.
plus i don't really like anyone els but her,SO I GUESS I'M SPENDING V-DAY WITH YOU GUYS :D
User avatar #82 - welfarekid (02/14/2013) [-]
Valentines day is just a day to honor love, don't call it insignificant just because people are making it about what it's not.
And by love i mean family, friends, and yes if you have one a significant other.
#78 - xzayviaaeyeres (02/14/2013) [-]
I know it's my problem, Being stuck at home for 4 Yrs because of surgeries and subsequent laziness derived from bad habits prevents the acquisition of love from a member of the opposite sex
User avatar #77 - jajathezombie (02/14/2013) [-]
Am I seriously the only person who's single and has no desire whatsoever to be in a relationship?
#72 - joeyliquid (02/14/2013) [-]
I already have my girlfriend and I have the whole day planned out. Isn't she so sexy <3
#64 - Spikeydeath (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not attractive to girls.
Ever is that my fault?
#58 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Kill yourself.
#54 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
I haven't had a girlfriend in at least a year. I'm not saying I need one, but I'm been liking this girl for a while but have been watching her from afar. Hell, I only found out her name through Facebook but she seems to have a great personality. I may sound like a stalker, but thanks OP. This gave me some hope in myself.
User avatar #49 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
go to the butchers and buy several sheep/pig/goat hearts and put them in gift boxes and randomly hand them to people saying "will you be my valentine (and when they open the box) or my next victim"...
#36 - supercweepy (02/14/2013) [-]
Well said.
Well said.
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#34 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
i disagree, its not always the persons fault for being alone. I for example have tried and failed. I also know other people who have done the same..
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#25 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
And it feels ******* fantastic knowing that I'm going to get my dick sucked on Valentine's day becuase I have a girlfriend.
#22 - ColonelHansLanda (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a massive fan of Valentines Day. I received a card at 12:10 from my 'Secret Admirer' however I assume it might've been a prank from the girls upstairs. I also successfully gave a card out to the girl I like. Just seems a waste of money however.
User avatar #11 - bouncyakatsuki (02/13/2013) [-]
While I see what you're saying, I still can't help but feel more depressed....
User avatar #10 - pantail (02/13/2013) [-]
i'm pretty fine with being alone for it. it's not like i need another person to survive...
User avatar #9 - angrygirl (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm more than happy with my Mr. Right even though he took a while to find.

But you know what, totally ******* worth all the ******** I had to deal with before him
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