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User avatar #135 - Zydratejunkie (02/14/2013) [-]
And that's why it's great to be a lesbian. Step 1: Find a pretty girl, Step 2: Ask if she is gay, Step 3: If no, whatever, you have a new hot potential friend, If yes, go fuck like rabbits.
#110 - infinitereaper (02/14/2013) [-]
Find a companion?    
I have to write a chapter about an unlikely companion today,, I have no time for females!   
Go outside? Ew, there are people out there!   
Today I shall write!
Find a companion?

I have to write a chapter about an unlikely companion today,, I have no time for females!

Go outside? Ew, there are people out there!

Today I shall write!
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User avatar #102 - tonydalion (02/14/2013) [-]
I've seen more posts complaining about the forever alone guys, than posts by forever alone guys. Seriously...
User avatar #82 - welfarekid (02/14/2013) [-]
Valentines day is just a day to honor love, don't call it insignificant just because people are making it about what it's not.
And by love i mean family, friends, and yes if you have one a significant other.
User avatar #81 - bawsorama (02/14/2013) [-]
dumbest holiday. so you're supposed to dedicate one day to showing how you love that one person? how about you do it every day. not buy gifts every day but like every week go out to a movie or something. for alone people who are complaining about being alone. eat shit and grow a pair
#80 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [-]
Listen, here's my opinion about Valentine's Day as someone who's actually in a relationship: It's really weird that we have a holiday strictly for the practice of celebrating our romantic relationships, when our society already puts so much emphasis on romantic love over any other type of love in the first place. I personally don't care much for the holiday simply because of this reason. However, I will be celebrating it simply because my girlfriend wants to observe it, even though, honestly, it won't be much different than any other date night, but I'm willing to take part for her.

TL;DR: I'm not single today, and I even think this is a dumb holiday.
#75 - explosifjosiff (02/14/2013) [-]
I hate when guys complain about being friendzoned, just as much as I hate girls complaining about never finding nice guys. That said it seems to have become more of a joke than anything at this stage.
It seems to me to be something that only happens before a certain degree of emotional maturity is reached. It all comes down to being to shy to go for your crush, or being to shallow to go for a person who you could be very happy with.
User avatar #62 - ihadtopickaname (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't care that I'm alone for Valentine's Day,I just wish I didn't get the fucking shingles instead.
#54 - devout feminist (02/14/2013) [-]
I haven't had a girlfriend in at least a year. I'm not saying I need one, but I'm been liking this girl for a while but have been watching her from afar. Hell, I only found out her name through Facebook but she seems to have a great personality. I may sound like a stalker, but thanks OP. This gave me some hope in myself.
User avatar #49 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
go to the butchers and buy several sheep/pig/goat hearts and put them in gift boxes and randomly hand them to people saying "will you be my valentine (and when they open the box) or my next victim"...
User avatar #47 - infernoreaper (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm alone, again. But I still told all of the females I have called friend "Happy Valentines Day". Even when they're just friends it is very delightful when they say it as well. Relationships mean almost nothing.
#46 - herpdederpderp (02/14/2013) [-]
I went out today asked three girls out for tomorrow and the last one said yes. Lesson- you can find someone, you just have to look.
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User avatar #32 - angelassassin (02/14/2013) [-]
i mean i feel like not everyone who says they dont have a valentine isnt blaming the
girls i mean its my fault i dont have one i dont have the balls or courage to ask the girl i like
so i think valentines day is just another day unless you have a valentine other than that its
but my thing is not everyone blames females (i read like halfway through before i wrote this)
#31 - urapooper (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't like talking to people in the real world because I really have nothing to talk about with them. I'm pretty sure I'm classified as a loner but I don't really give a damn and just act nice to everyone when they talk to me.
I do like reading people whining about valentines day it is like watching those cheesy Christmas movies in christmas
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User avatar #11 - bouncyakatsuki (02/13/2013) [-]
While I see what you're saying, I still can't help but feel more depressed....
User avatar #10 - pantail (02/13/2013) [-]
i'm pretty fine with being alone for it. it's not like i need another person to survive...
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